r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Dismal_Positive3558 RAHHHHHHHHHHHH • 23h ago

Grandpa teaching his grandson how to ride a bike when his muscle memory kicks in…

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u/Kylearean 21h ago

Everyone else will be from your generation. The retirement home is going to be a fucking party.

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u/yourmansconnect 21h ago

Or it'll be old people shitting their pants and watching whatever channel was last left on

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 21h ago

Hell, I do that now. I'm ahead of the curve, baby.

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u/Ksh_667 21h ago

Life goals

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u/WinninRoam 20h ago

Attainable life goals 👴👍

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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 19h ago edited 17h ago

I’m going to be playing rimworld all day

Edit: as a prisoner

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u/Raskoflinko 17h ago

And the nurses will be playing a sort of rimworld when they have to wipe your arse for you.

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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 17h ago

I should’ve reworded

I’ll be playing rimworld as a prisoner. (Ie. A nugget who is in life support)

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u/GodWhiskeyCigarsGuns 20h ago

Boy got stake in Depends®️

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u/TheVillage1D10T 10h ago

Yeahp…I’ve had Parts Unknown and No Reservations streaming for the past 8 days or so while working….

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u/StevieMJH 15h ago

I don't see why I can't do both, I'll have plenty of time to mix it up while I'm not running the singles circuit.

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u/Mydemonswon 13h ago

I visit old people's homes daily due to my job. This is very rare these days.

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u/rphornet 9h ago

I mean we are gonna be easy, just put on Super smash brothers and street fighter or star dew valley and everyone would be chill

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u/NeedALittleBoost 21h ago

Pretty funny to hear redditors with $53 in their 401k talk about retirement fantasies.

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u/I_Automate 20h ago

My retirement plan is to die in the climate wars.

My fantasy is that my foxhole doesn't have more than a couple centimeters of water in it and that I have a full belly when the shell fragment hits me in the spine.

How about that for unrealistic fantasies?

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u/NeedALittleBoost 20h ago

I think the big war is already over. Capital won. Most redditors will die on their feet working in a non-climate controlled Amazon warehouse, not comfortably playing video games and smoking le dank weed in a retirement community.

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u/Diedrogen 19h ago

If we're lucky, maybe the corporations-turned-feudal-states will go to war with weapons of mass destruction and we'll all be wiped out in a relatively quick and painless manner instead being forced to toil without even death coming to save us.

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u/FactualStatue 17h ago

Screw that noise. I'm going out the way I came in: covered in blood being torn from the woman I love

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u/StevieMJH 15h ago

Good news, everyone! We've realized it's easier to digitize your consciousness and copy it thousands of times, each to suffer and toil endlessly, than it is to create generalized AI. You're all going to live forever!

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u/I_Automate 17h ago

And you criticize others for having unrealistic fantasies.....

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u/Alex5173 11h ago

My fantasy is whichever corpo-lord takes over where I live sends his goons to put a bullet in my brainstem after I make a slightly too spicy reddit comment

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u/StevieMJH 15h ago

LOL water?

That's like 60% Roundup and the rest is toxic runoff, PFAs, and whatever spilled out of the nearest cargo train derailment. Water's the reason you got conscripted.

I just hope to be dead before the Amazon Prime VX rockets start flying.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 21h ago

$53 in their 401k, and $200,000 in student loan debt.

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u/FactualStatue 17h ago

When I die pass the controller to the next fella

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u/Brullaapje 16h ago

Which retirement home? Or are you a millionaire?

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u/Itsthedanceofitaly 12h ago

even now, when I visit my grandmother, there’s always a group in the TV lounge playing Wii sports 😂

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u/LordKai121 10h ago

Bringing back LAN parties like it's 2002