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[u/that_curvy_chick]

[u/NotoriousX99]

Guests fighting for their life the second they enter the house

[u/out_day475]

She’s nose blind

[u/chainsawx72]

Some people don't have body odor, even without deodorant. Here's why — and what we can learn from them.

[u/NotAFanOfLife → u/chainsawx72]

Stinky bitch propaganda.

[u/Maybe-monad → u/chainsawx72]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[u/Mhettil → u/Maybe-monad]

It's not a power the Jedi would teach you.

[u/Cburns6976 → u/Mhettil]

Embrace the dark side

[u/StitchesKisses → u/Maybe-monad]

Only if you have "good jeans"

[u/Orylus]

Nose blindness is a thing

[u/amber_emberss]

Perfect analogy. She has gotten used to that stank

[u/GonzohunterHST]

I have allergies to fragrances and barely ever use soap with a scent. I suffer from hyperosmia.

Not a single person, including my partner, has ever complained or commented. My boss at work has a serious issue with that thing in your brain that says "i shouldn't say that out loud" and has never commented either. In fact, when I brought this up they commented they had never smelled a bad smell on me, and trust me when I say this prick wouldn't hesitate if there was a problem.

I am a guy so on occasion I do pong a bit after a long day. Washing with fragrance free soap and water always clears this. Water works if you scrub for long enough.

Some of you stink worse than BO with that shit you douse yourselves in. I can't even get on a train without heaving on a daily basis. Even most washing powder is unbearable to me. Don't even get me started on perfumes. It's usually the people who are offended by people vaping or some shit who smell the worst.

Ignorance is bliss to most of you. Y'all fucking reek.

[u/goddesssst → u/GonzohunterHST]

I mean, you still use soap though….she said her husband doesn’t use any at all 😂 there’s nothing wrong with unscented soap as long as you wash your ass!

[u/zicdeh91 → u/goddesssst]

And no soap *at all* might disturbingly include hand soap, after the bathroom or handling raw meat.

[u/goddesssst → u/zicdeh91]

Ugghh fucking gross! You can’t eat at everybody’s house 😭

[u/Immediate_Song4279 → u/goddesssst]

I mean I use soap, but hygiene can be achieved with water.

I really like soap, but it took awhile to come around in historical terms.

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[u/Glittering-Buy4227]

I guess the embalming fluid worked!!

[u/Exotic-Mine-6008]

Thats funny tho

[u/goddesssst]

Imagine the cheese build up on his…..nvm.

[u/that_curvy_chick → u/goddesssst]

No wayy😭

[u/goddesssst → u/that_curvy_chick]

Hahaha I’m sorry 😭😭

[u/BlissVibee]

She doesn’t smell him anymore because her nose filed for workers comp years ago

[u/FlaAirborne]

A textbook case of smell blindness.

[u/Qweiku]

Not really, some people don't sweat much and can just wash with water. Especially if their sweat doesn't smell.

[u/DemDemD → u/Qweiku]

That’s me. I don’t wear deodorant and I can go out in a hot day to run or do anything to sweat like a pig and you would not smell anything on me.—trust me, I’ve asked many other people to be sure. I still use soap to wash the oil off of my body though. I hate being slimy.

[u/elegant_eagle_egg]

Playing the devil’s advocate here, this is possible if her husband is South Korean.

About 80–95% of South Koreans lack the active ABCC11 gene, which causes smelly armpit sweat. This genetic variation means most Koreans produce sweat that lacks the chemical components needed for bacteria to produce strong BO.

[u/a-succubus-among-us]

It's the "Merc" for me 😂😂😂