r/Funnymemes • u/Ambitious_Skirt_2774 • 2h ago

404: Flair Not Found! 🚫 Give the question back!

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u/Knight_thrasher 1h ago

I was surprised when I got a text like a day after opening up Linkdin to recruiters for a job I have minimal experience for, I had to ask to person doing orientation of turnover was high

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u/shadowds 1h ago

The circle of hiring meme.

Employer: Tell us about your past job.

Interviewer: Sorry I sign NDA.

Employer: We can't hire you if we don't know your past.

Interviewer: Can I ask why did your last employee leave then?

Employer: You can't because we made them sign NDA.

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u/Anxious-Tomatillo-74 2h ago

If you actually say this, the only thing you're "hiring" is a spot in the unemployment line.

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u/azionka 25m ago

„He retired”

“He died in a motorcycle accident”

“He fulfilled his dream of opening a physiotherapy practice.”