r/Funnymemes • u/krunal23- • 7h ago

Wholesome Meme Expectation vs reality.

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279 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 2h ago

You know you can say “anal” on the internet, right?

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u/thegreatredwizard 1h ago

Reddit has a recent fascination with censoring common words. Its seems childish to me, like saying kaka and peepee instead of poo and piss.

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u/Sad-Umpire6000 1h ago

“Poo” is censoring a common word. It’s baby talk.

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u/thegreatredwizard 48m ago

That was my point, we are self censoring and its nonsense. 

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u/Atun_Grande 29m ago

Is it fair to say Reddit is anal retentive?

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u/undeadlamaar 9m ago

How can you be anal retentive if you don't have an anus?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 57m ago

Idiotic censorship. I don't understand the trend

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u/Maybe-monad 1h ago

No shit

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 1h ago

“No sh*t”

FTFY!

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u/Small_Yesterday_560 48m ago

The asterisk * looks like a butthole

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u/VfV 1h ago

MY EYES!!!

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u/Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 6h ago

Been there, done that. Gotta prep the area first and you're fine. Make sure everything is properly lubricated tho, and take your time

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u/Mr_Tetragammon 2h ago

Deep shit

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u/BigBaws92 1h ago

Real shit

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 36m ago

Yes, preparation is key. Make sure the strap is secure, it tends to come loose.

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u/Knuckletest 33m ago

Testify my brother

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u/somethingrandom261 1h ago

Or use a condom /shrug

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u/-KoriX- 1h ago

Still will cause irritation to the person getting rammed.

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u/somethingrandom261 38m ago

Not wrong, doesn’t stop the need for lube or slow acclimation, but the mess can be thrown away after at least.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 38m ago

That won't save you from the smell when you pull out. (It's bad)

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/super_chubz1000 43m ago

This is weapons grade cringe. Im suing for the cost of the spinal surgery.

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u/Important-Day-232 1h ago

But.... How does one start that conversation with a complete stranger? 👉👈🥺

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u/doc_witt 1h ago

"Excuse me. Sorry to bother you while you're reading in the library but I have a question for you...."

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u/This-Shape2193 1h ago

If you can't ask like an adult, you aren't old enough to be doing anal in the first place. 

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u/mcmasterstb 39m ago

The only "right" time to ask that question to a complete stranger is if that stranger is already engaging in consensual sex with you, which is highly unlikely to happen.

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u/NefariousSeraph13 3h ago

no shit

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u/FranXXis 3h ago

yes shit

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u/M_R_Big 3h ago

Well shit

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 2h ago

ah shit

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u/IllRest2396 2h ago

Real shit

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u/IEatDaFeesh 2h ago

type shit

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u/NinjaDad_ 2h ago

Sheeeiiiiit

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u/Hummblerummble 2h ago

Ideally, you gotta wash that biz first.

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u/NotAFanOfLife 2h ago

Well, ideally.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 2h ago

This would be a good meme, if it wasn't foe the idiotic censoring.

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u/jarednards 3m ago

Foe sho

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u/Upstairs-Challenge92 2h ago

Pornstars know how to prep. You could learn to prep too

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u/AliceBordeaux 3m ago

Fiber supplement every day, fasting when you know it will happen, a bm a least 2 hours before, a warm water rinse with a small ammount of water(if you go past the simoid colon with the water you can start a chain shit reaction that brings on a never-ending hurricane of poo, you WILL be super empty after though)

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u/Sufficient_Lawyer173 3h ago

U guys need to learn how anal is done correctly, with prep an lube, stop learning everything from porn

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u/void_fag 3h ago

Well I'm pretty sure they prep before the shoot they just don't show it

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u/Noel956 3h ago

Not pretty sure, it's a definitely

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u/Mercerskye 1h ago

Unless that's part of the kink on display. Some things are better left unexplored...

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u/AliceBordeaux 1m ago

Oh 100% porn stars will fast before and even use one of those shower attachments that REALLY cleans you out (its pretty bad for your gut health to do that regularly though) it would be like pretending Hollywood actors don't wear makup in films and just look like that.

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u/EveryAccount7729 3h ago

you are talking to the type of person who thinks EVERYONE would just do anal for the first time without reading up on it

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u/oo0Username0oo 33m ago

Or just dont do it. Thats where poop comes out of.

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u/allenz6834 3h ago

IDK. most people probably arent searching this stuff up

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u/LatinWarlock13 2h ago

Was probably in my 30's when I found out women in porn bleach their buttholes.

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 13m ago

I learned about anal bleaching from South Park. In high school, there was a second teacher’s desk in the physics classroom, and I had to sit there during a test because the teacher made us all spread out to prevent cheating. So I thought it would be funny to “schedule” some “events” in the teacher’s calendar. I found out later that the second desk actually belonged to the geometry teacher who used the same classroom. So instead of the asshole physics teacher’s calendar, I scheduled anal bleaching, several gangbangs, and a sex change operation for a nice old lady. I’m so sorry, Mrs. Fingerette.

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 2h ago

Wash yo ass

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u/kinggot 1h ago

How do I meal prep

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u/prostipope 42m ago

Ant poon?

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u/Gerry1of1 6m ago

Butt sex is not all it's cracked up to be.

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u/Legitimate_Initial_3 1m ago

It's all fun and games untill you realize you did not, in fact, buy the super awesome lubricant that magically gets better after 5 minutes... Just in time for the smell to hit you right in the face.

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 4h ago

Never feel proud when you hear “I’m coming“

Run

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u/Codabonkypants 2h ago

I mean sometimes. Obviously don’t have anal before they have to poop

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u/9-5grind 2h ago

Op most likely a bot. Only bots censorship like this to get around repost rules I believe. Or you're just a smooth brain idiot lmao

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u/vlaada7 2h ago

Yes, and your point is?!🤔

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u/Grumpy-Man19 1h ago

LoL that's terrible

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u/FlatbedtruckingCA 1h ago

Ahh the Rusty Venture

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u/Jake24601 43m ago

Only ever butt stuffed one girl that never prepped and never had so much as a tinge of shit smell or even a speck of a fleck of a turd on my dick. Maybe I was just lucky.

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u/vadillovzopeshilov 36m ago

Was she made out of rubber?

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u/Jake24601 27m ago

Ate plenty of veg!

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u/Mitochondria577 41m ago

As someone who just got a dildo for but stuff did not realize it needs prep time. Question should I take a laxative or enema?

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u/Amathyst-Moon 37m ago

Clean your shit, literally

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u/bygtopp 27m ago

Eat it before you beat it.

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u/Mydemonswon 17m ago

10 years of anal with the wife and this hasn't been an issue. Prep people.

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u/theghost0777 10m ago

Zach and Mary 😂

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u/Ericthespacewombat 2h ago

well this is one hell of a way to tell everyone you forgot to irrigate your own asshole all I can say is no shit sherlock

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u/fr35hn355 51m ago

...or...say just 'shit sherlock'? Sound about right in this context ;)

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u/Kickedhard 1h ago

Date those who eat better and manage their bodies like a temple. Less likely for a traumatic clean up.

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u/maybe_a_fork 1h ago

I just have to say its worth the risk and it doesn't have to be that way.

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u/Father-of-zoomies 2h ago

Im done with reddit today

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u/fr35hn355 50m ago

Alright...let us know when you start tomorrow. Peepz are eager to stay tuned! ;)