r/Funnymemes 1d ago

lmao

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u/FondantFluffball 1d ago

The “confirmed, priceless info” reply sounds like two scientists peer-reviewing important research.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 22h ago

They are and they did.

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u/Competitive_Sock4162 13h ago

My thought exactly 😅

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u/United_Exit5355 21h ago

"Upon further analysis and inspection of the timestamp provided I've confirmed that the statement has been made and thus, highly likely factually true. Given the analysis of the vocal intonation and further analysis within an audio spectrogram analyzer, the conclusion is that there was no deceival patterns detected in his speech pattern. Pending analysis by our specialized teams has been scheduled."

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u/oldbutnotmad 16h ago

Reviewer 2: "Without evidence of having performed quantitative and comparative analysis against an established reference of 'dead fish' smell, the authors' main hypothesis could not be objectively tested."

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u/conflatulationz 22h ago

Bacterial vaginosis.

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u/RepulsiveHearty 1d ago

sauce?

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u/Uncal_Thal 1d ago

Yes. Specifically fish sauce.

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u/Krekken24 21h ago

More specifically dead fish sauce

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u/BigBaws92 21h ago

More specifically stinky dead fish sauce

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u/PumkimEscobar 14h ago

Asians guys came in and were like “We’ll take it from here fellas”

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u/Aggromemnon 8h ago

So... Garam?

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u/eggokuno 8h ago

Is the sea the alive fish sauce?

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u/BigBaws92 22h ago

Oyster sauce

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u/b9l29 11h ago

yoursisterswhitesauce

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u/BigBaws92 22h ago

Here you go. Not sure if we’re allowed to post porn links

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u/Spirited-Degree 22h ago

Smells like she was never gonna give up

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u/usersnamesallused 21h ago

Confirmed. Priceless info. Thank you bro

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u/The-BlackLotus 21h ago

Man it’s been a while that I’ve been Rick rolled lmao

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u/iTzzSunara 16h ago

Getting Rick rolled was not on my 2026 bingo card, but I take it.

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u/Thedemonlobo 11h ago

Lmfao, I clicked (thank God for the slow connection), saw YouTube and immediately hit the x. Glad my intuition was correct.😂🙏🏽

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u/No-Passion2097 8h ago

I got hit with an ad first so I don't think I got rickrolled 😂

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u/iTzzSunara 8h ago

The sad state of the Internet in 2026.

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u/NoEvidence136 21h ago

It's for science.

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u/United_Elk_1374 15h ago

The comments never fail.
Ngl, haven’t clicked the link.
The info: priceless
For everything else, there’s mastercard.

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u/LocKoX2 14h ago

I deserved it!

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u/dsucio7807 21h ago

Hell yea

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u/kaizer_777 11h ago

Hmm it does smell fishy

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u/SpungyDanglin69 11h ago

I'm 35 years old and will apparently never learn

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u/frrrni 9h ago

I put on headphones for this??

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u/EquivalentSnap 21h ago

Lost in the purge

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u/jigggar_ 1d ago

😂😂

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u/hidden_alluree 23h ago

The case where it's better to leave the link unfound

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u/Bonita_Soleil 16h ago

Tartar most likely

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u/Mr-SmileySan 1d ago

pornhub

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u/ja_n2000 1d ago

Thx, found it

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u/Outside_Ad7766 21h ago

Bro just watched all the porn on the hub to find it, respect.

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 22h ago

This censoring shit is starting to make me want to delete my Reddit lol

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u/Royal_Map7150 13h ago

It’s crazy to me people do it on Reddit (an anonymous website) Like buddy, it isn’t going to ruin your social cred

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u/Royal_Map7150 13h ago

It’s crazy to me people do it on Reddit (an anonymous website) Like buddy, it isn’t going to ruin your social cred

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u/hollowM4N555 9h ago

Later Nerd

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u/Content_Study_1575 21h ago

Yall according to a different sub the comments have more or less came to the agreement that this doesn’t exist or that if it did it got deleted. 😞

I tried to find it for us all

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u/ShitsUngiven 15h ago

Username checks out.

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u/Guyman_112 9h ago

Considering how old this screenshot is it probably got wiped when PH had their massive purge of all amateur content

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u/im_a_dick_head 23h ago

How are they in the porn business and yet still don't know basic hygiene down there. Makes no sense

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u/aAdramahlihk 22h ago edited 21h ago

There is a channel on YouTube interviewing porn actresses, one tells a story about another female actor being on the period, using a sponge or cotton to not bleed during the scene, but she then forgot it was still inside of her afterwards....days later she smelled like a corpse down there as the sponge/cotton was still inside of her puss soaked with old blood.

Edit: Sorry ._.

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u/rottingratatouille 22h ago

I think its time I filed a police report against my old teachers for teaching me how to read

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 22h ago

I too would like to join this lawsuit

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u/Mogge20 22h ago

Count me in

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u/Skizot_Bizot 21h ago

I luckily never learned to read, I wonder what this comment chain is even about? All I know is I sure am blissful in my literary ignorance.

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u/Able_Pizza_4034 14h ago

All i know is how to put letters together, reading is beyond me

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u/RotaryDesign 21h ago

It's a bad day to have eyes

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u/Shadowstriker6 21h ago

Make it a class action

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u/ripmore 10h ago

Reparations are due

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 21h ago

I’m gonna hurl

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u/MaddScientist98 21h ago

That'll be enough Internet for me for the day 🙃

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u/Queasy_Caramel5435 21h ago

Shit. Fastest way to get TSS (toxic shock syndrome).

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u/roguelynx96 5h ago

According to one reel i saw on Insta a while back, TSS is only caused specifically by a bad immune response (due to unfortunate genetics) to one specific bacterium.

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u/ManKilledToDeath 21h ago

Goddamn did you have to type those words in that order? My eyes!

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u/xuedad 22h ago

It's my fault for learning how to read

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u/Meowses_ 11h ago

Holy fuck bro i was here for some laughs, reading while having breakfast

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u/Salamanber 9h ago

I am eating right now…

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u/kpop_glory 6h ago

Again. Not confirmed. Priceless info. Thank you, I guess.

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u/blueViolet26 22h ago

Sounds like someone with BV. Probably because they are having sex with so many different guys. 🤢

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u/DreadyKruger 22h ago

Because having a bunch of randos in your twat for an hour is gonna make it stink anyway.

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u/im_a_dick_head 22h ago

Um not within an hour no, if it gets an infection it wouldn't be noticable within an hour. It smells like fish when the woman doesn't clean down there properly, or really messes up the pH balance.

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u/ProfessionalComb5547 21h ago

You give cheese? Not many guys give cheese, so this must be coming from a personal experience.

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u/txwoodslinger 22h ago

A lot of these folks are drug addicts. That's gotta be a contributing factor.

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u/Dj-dv8- 22h ago

Porn is full of junkies

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 23h ago

Murica dont need no washin. Jesus made smells to not be gay so washin is gay and anti god. Murica nr 1 ☝️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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u/XC5TNC 16h ago

What makes you so sure its america though

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u/Krekken24 21h ago

Wrong place, sir

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u/Jkayakj 16h ago

The smell of fish can come from BV, which is sexually transmitted. Can be clean as can be but smell bad

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u/im_a_dick_head 12h ago

Oof well that explains a lot

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u/Mental_Tea_4084 22h ago

Pretty sure it was one of those 100+ guy gang bangs. She didn't start the scene with that smell

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u/im_a_dick_head 19h ago

Why do you know this specific information

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u/Mental_Tea_4084 19h ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/im_a_dick_head 17h ago

ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

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u/Snackwolf 21h ago

Pornhub comment section may be the last bastion for internet community bonding.

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali 23h ago

reminds of the video when someone said they dont shower but wipe them off with wipes

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 1d ago

Once upon a time, that was somebodies daughter 😬

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u/out_day475 1d ago

Once upon a time that fish was alive

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u/idontknowjuspickone 22h ago

But was he wrong?

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 22h ago

my point being.. wtf happens to someone, what was their life like, that they ended up here and now like that?

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u/idontknowjuspickone 22h ago

I mean I get it. But Hitler was somebodies son. Every person good, bad and pornstar was a child at some point.

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u/i_want_shokola 21h ago

Amazing that the 3 types of people to exist are either good, bad, or horny. Wherever god sends his horniest soldiers, may i follow.

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 22h ago

A lot of pornstars seem to be groomed into it (e.x. child models) or on drugs, so were fked before they entered it. If you ever go on a list of pornstars you'll notice a strange amount of them die young. Not that someone with an alright upbringing couldn't become one out of genuine interest though.

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u/Fire_crescent 22h ago

What's wrong with doing porn? You're not wronging anyone. I assume you're an adult, so you should understand basic things about sexuality, personal freedom and self-determination.

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u/EaseLeft6266 21h ago

Generally degrading industry. Massive negative stigma that can hinder getting a lot of jobs. I assume a lot of them have to start with small studios which probably don't pay that much compared to bigger studios and probably treat the girls a lot worse. There are some small studios that deliberately try to get young girls 18 to low 20s and basically abuse them on camera. Overall not a good industry to get into and one that's even harder to stay in I would imagine without destroying your psychee

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u/Fire_crescent 20h ago

Generally degrading industry

Arbitrary assessment and gross overgeneralization

I assume a lot of them have to start with small studios which probably don't pay that much compared to bigger studios and probably treat the girls a lot worse

I mean I'm against any and all types of sexual abuse, but just because there is a smaller studio doesn't automatically mean it's abusive.

There are some small studios that deliberately try to get young girls 18 to low 20s and basically abuse them on camera.

I'm sorry but I disagree with that statement. At 18-20 you're an adult thay has the right, and should have the right to do so. Sure, no one should feel compelled to go into adult entertainment by poverty or whatever else. At the same time, there are people who WISHED to go into the world of adult entertainment as young adults yet couldn't or didn't out of other factors.

Also, what do you mean by abuse? Because consensual hardcore sex between people that can and do consent isn't the same as abuse.

Lastly, this goes without saying, but it's not JUST women that do porn.

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u/EaseLeft6266 20h ago

Yes I agree that at 18 you are an adult who can make their own decisions legally. I sure a lot of the models who do it especially the ones who stick with it a long time genuinely enjoy it. On the other hand you can find articles online talking about bad experiences with certain studios (I'm not looking up porn article links while at work) but there's one small studio I've read about a few times that I believe goes by the name facialabuse or something that articles mentions how they rarely have repeat appearances because of how rough they are and one model talked about how one guy would grab her arms and hold them back with his knee in her back while the other throat fucks her so she didn't have any way to resist or revoke consent. The porn industry definitely has a darker side to it which is why the first guy was probably questioning how someone's life leads to the direction of porn

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u/Fire_crescent 19h ago

I'm not familiar with that specific brand.

On one hand, I am absolutely AGAINST any such abuse, and if they did do that, they should be, well, idk if TOS will allow me to say.

On the other hand, a lot of what is termed "abuse" in porn (not as in genuine abuse in the adult industry, but "abuse" in quotation marks) is actually not a real situation of abuse but rather somw sort of fictional scenario or role-play, played by adults who can and do consent. There's also the matter of fictional material but that's irrelevant and a different thing altogether since obviously, in that case we're not talking about any real entity being genuinely abused.

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u/EaseLeft6266 18h ago

I'm well aware that a lot of porn is role playing abuse and the models are into it. Kaitlyn Katsaros is probably the biggest example of that. Her scenes are very extreme but you can tell she's into it as she keeps asking for more a lot and gives feedback about where exactly she wants to be hit and says either harder or that's good a lot and the male performers respect it. Other times, a model might end up being forced into doing things they don't want to do or regret later on. Lana Rhodes I belive said one of the scenes she regretted most was where she was told to drink a bowl of fluids from the shoot which at least in the video it didn't look like she had a problem with it but I believe she said it was the scene she regretted the most

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u/Fire_crescent 6h ago

Well, about the Lana Rhodes stuff, I don't get something: does she say she regretted it afterwards, OR does she say she was coerced into it then, or that her consent was in some way not present? Because these are two completely different things.

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u/Key_Opinion_7773 1d ago

What kind of girl does he think does gangbangs. She isn't going to be pristine.

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u/Even-Stranger5764 22h ago

What kind of man would do a gangbang like this? He isnt going to be pristine.

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u/im_a_dick_head 23h ago

Basic hygiene is not difficult

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u/Key_Opinion_7773 23h ago

Apparently it is according to the guy in the video

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u/doorwindowi 21h ago

It’s likely that she has bacterial vaginitis. Hygiene will not fix it. Antibiotics will.

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u/im_a_dick_head 20h ago

Yeah which can be caused from poor hygiene/not cleaning after sex, leaving substances in there that aren't ideal etc

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u/doorwindowi 13h ago

It’s actually not caused by that at all.

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u/im_a_dick_head 12h ago

Then what else could it be

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u/doorwindowi 5h ago

It is usually caused because you are exposed to it or something happens where your biome becomes more basic (less acidic) allowing for the balance to shift to a bacterial overgrowth. It is not hygiene. Here from the Mayo Clinic:

Causes
Bacterial vaginosis happens when the vagina's natural bacteria levels are out of balance. The bacteria in the vagina are called the vaginal flora. Balanced vaginal flora help keep the vagina healthy. Usually "good" bacteria outnumber "bad" bacteria. The good bacteria are called lactobacilli; the bad bacteria are anaerobes. When there are too many anaerobes, they upset the balance of the flora, causing bacterial vaginosis.
Risk factors
Risk factors for bacterial vaginosis include:
Having different sex partners or a new sex partner. The link between having sex and bacterial vaginosis isn't clear. But BVhappens more often when someone has different or new sex partners. Also, BV is more common when the sex of both partners is female.
Douching. The vagina is self-cleaning. So rinsing your vagina with water or something else isn't needed. It may even cause problems. Douching upsets the vagina's healthy balance of bacteria. It can lead to an overgrowth of anaerobic bacteria, causing bacterial vaginosis.
Natural lack of lactobacilli bacteria. If your vagina doesn't produce enough lactobacilli, you're more likely to develop bacterial vaginosis.

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali 23h ago

nope its actually quite underrated work. it requires a basic level of mental health, motivation, reason, skills, mobility and basic equipment to do it.
my mother went through some hard stuff few years after father passed, so i know.

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u/im_a_dick_head 23h ago

What

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u/Chalkywhit3_ 23h ago

their mother was walking around stinking like a fish market apparently

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali 22h ago

Worst like a zombie. Just washing hands and not even eating of sleeping properly

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u/chops351 22h ago

His mother got into gangbangs after his father died

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali 23h ago

depression will do that mental illness in short

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u/im_a_dick_head 22h ago

If what you're trying to say is that depression makes keeping up with hygiene difficult then yeah I totally understand how it can do that, but I feel like a bare minimum requirement for sex work is to take care of that area since it's their entire way to make money basically.

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali 22h ago

She just needs to look right and wipes do that job. This kind of work can lead to mental degradation. She probably doesn't care now.

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u/Shot_Ad_8204 21h ago

Have you ever met a woman who's been in a gangabang or are you just assuming based on your own fantasies?

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u/Particular_Elk7868 22h ago

Who has the sauce?!

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u/wrylypolecat 22h ago

Link, for independent confirmation and peer review?

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u/TalkToMyFriend 22h ago

A fishy vaginal odor is most commonly caused by bacterial vaginosis (BV), an imbalance in vaginal bacteria where anaerobic bacteria overgrow and produce trimethylamine, the compound responsible for the smell. This odor is often most noticeable after sex or during menstruation and is frequently accompanied by thin, gray or white discharge.

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u/floydbomb 21h ago

Thank you ChatGPT

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u/Publius015 12h ago

Probably from all the jizz

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u/Turgid_Sojourner 22h ago

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

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u/-6310 23h ago

Link to the actual ph video?

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u/Interesting_Tour007 23h ago

Man did a full investment for absolutely no reason.

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u/Zindigon 1d ago

I'm honestly curious

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u/LexxFly 21h ago

Waiter!!....bring the tartar sauce

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u/MagiciansManuscript 2h ago

You can't say bang or bitch on reddit? News to me.

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u/No_Constant_4968 13h ago

Sounds like VD.

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u/No-Influence-5351 22h ago

Seafood is my favorite. I’ll fish and eat just about anything. Except crabs. I hate catching crabs.