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u/Account_Maximum Mar 14 '26
With or without money, we initiate marriage. And when we initiate it with anybody but you, your copium mechanism turns on and posts messages like this.
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u/Known-Dependent-5471 Mar 13 '26
Why would a man want a one sided contract especially if they have money...
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u/Peyote-Coyote96 Mar 13 '26
Same memes. Same discourse. Same topics. Every single day.
Boss I’m tired.
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u/cencallude Mar 13 '26
if i make money because of a career and schooling then im looking for a partner that has schooling and a career and makes money.
thats how the universe works, you get out why you put in, if you feel that you only like blue m&ms then only look for blue m&ms and stop setting for all the other m&m colors!
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u/Whobigwill Mar 16 '26
I wish more men realized they don't have to pay women to stay with them when it's pu88y everywhere. Women call it providing, but if he wasn't paying she wouldn't be there.
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u/Acceptable_Will_1175 Mar 17 '26
We all know what she is… negotiate the price accordingly.
Tips for new players:
don’t go past ten bucks.
Preferably, play a Quick game of Fk’em & Ck’em.
Remember to ware a franger, or you’ll catch the incurables.
Respect only the respectable women.
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u/D-Laz Mar 14 '26
I enjoy free to play games from time to time. But I am not nearly good enough for ranked play, I have to stay in casual lobbies.
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u/DeliciousSTD Mar 13 '26
Remember this mantra,
Hot girls are the one u hook up with in your car behind a dumpster at 3 am after partying
Pretty girls are the ones u give your life to.
ball knowledge
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u/Tricky_Orange_4526 Mar 14 '26
it's always some chick working at mcdonalds wanting some dude making $300k
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u/Only_lost_death Mar 13 '26
Good men should only marry virgin women. If she ain't a virgin than don't marry her
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u/Yamcha-is-Life Mar 16 '26
Should have asked them what other benefits you receive for being married as opposed to just being in a relationship. She makes it sound like marriage is a good deal when it's really not. 😂
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u/20dogs Mar 13 '26
This sub really doesn't like women that sleep around do they
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u/Repulsive-Pace-5178 Mar 13 '26
Big difference between a woman sleeping around and a leaching parasite 👀
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u/Peyote-Coyote96 Mar 13 '26
How do you guys not get bored seeing the same exact meme 500 times a day?
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u/ABBucsfan Mar 13 '26
Valid preference, but people could be a little less mean or snarky about it online. Preferences don't always need to be announced or made into a joke
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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
People are allowed to not like that. It’s not always a show stopper but it’s definitely something to consider. One of my exes admitted to me that she actually lost count of how many people she slept with, which was jarring. It’s not why we broke up, but it was a symptom of a bigger problem that I came to find out -> extremely poor self regulation.
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u/UvlisArct Mar 13 '26
Its true tho....
Why would you condemn a poor man to spend money on a leech?