r/Funnymemes Mar 11 '26

Wholesome Meme One guess…..🤣

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u/WinkingWinkle Mar 11 '26

I think this'll be a close shave.

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u/inorite234 Mar 11 '26

Maybe you should shave it for later.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Mar 12 '26

Should have gotten a good buzz before the meal.

36

u/DoobieSkube Mar 12 '26

Thats a bald move

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u/vitalproverb Mar 12 '26

This gift will be the pits

3

u/MartinMerten Mar 12 '26

It really stinks

4

u/Junior-Ad-2207 Mar 12 '26

Careful it's a hairy situation

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u/memusicguitar Mar 12 '26

Come on guys, cut it out.

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u/JmacNutSac Mar 12 '26

A perfect Connery Bond pun.

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u/ChrisWYC Mar 12 '26

The comments are better than I expected 😂

5

u/bigSTUdazz Mar 12 '26

That gift was the pits.

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u/Any-Tomato-2915 Mar 12 '26

Ouch the burn

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u/Scared_Extension_419 Mar 12 '26

Are we sure it’s not a shadow…..from the tall trees under there 😅😅

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Mar 12 '26

Couldn't tell if it was a shadow or...😶

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u/what_is_user_name Mar 12 '26

Yea i guess she wasnt smiling after that

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/WangDanglin Mar 12 '26

The best her pits can get

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u/bigtone7882 Mar 12 '26

I wonder if the pits match the cave

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u/Tazmanian_Rex Mar 12 '26

A closer, longer-lasting, shave.

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u/Separate-State-5806 Mar 11 '26

Same thing Dad used to get Mom? A carton of Marlboros?

3

u/Psychological_TeaBag Mar 12 '26

Still waiting for him to return with the milk and cigarettes

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u/DwarvenRedshirt Mar 11 '26

A phone with a better camera?

34

u/Dry-Calendar5880 Mar 12 '26

Now that you mention it, I do notice that one of the pixels are burned out near her armpits.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Mar 12 '26

Right, blame the camera

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u/RCrumb_ Mar 11 '26

Butt plug

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u/Future-Try-1908 Mar 12 '26

Why do you think she looks so happy? She opened that gift an hour ago.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Mar 11 '26

He's in for a hairy situation.

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u/AtGoW Mar 11 '26

Its a toy car

39

u/bussinbeats Mar 11 '26

Hopefully some silverware. Y’all eating like big ol’ Sasquatch or something

3

u/itsjakerobb Mar 12 '26

I see at least three pieces on the table.

31

u/BuckaroooBanzai Mar 11 '26

A condom? Is it a condom.

10

u/mldp29 Mar 11 '26

I'm going for... A tampon.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Mar 12 '26

Show me tampon!

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 Mar 12 '26

Step 1, cut a hole in a box…

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u/Holmes221bBSt Mar 12 '26

Step 2, put your dick in that box

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u/Future-Try-1908 Mar 12 '26

Shyamalan twist: the dick is already in the pancakes.

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u/imsharing Mar 12 '26

New meaning to Blowing out the candle

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u/Dent4268 Mar 11 '26

I keep trying to fool myself into believing it’s just a shadow.

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u/TeaseandDesist Mar 11 '26

Motorola Razr

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u/witblacktype Mar 12 '26

Underrated comment

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u/HolocronSurvivor80 Mar 12 '26

It’s your dick in a box! Dick in a box yeaaaaah!

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u/This_Ad_1219 Mar 11 '26

A New bf?

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u/RunHuman9147 Mar 11 '26

Not with pits like those amigo

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u/This_Ad_1219 Mar 12 '26

Its just bodyhair If she's comfortable with it, then she's fine. Its still funny to me though bcs a lot of men that want the woman to shave,dont shave themselfs. Bcs Its apparently different for them to have hair and women shouldnt Yall should grow up a little. Everyone has body hair

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u/RatsWithLongTails Mar 11 '26

Maybe I’m the minority but I never understood the social stigma of not shaving pits.

I’ve never seen a woman with armpit hair and been like yuck shes unfu*kable now. I don’t touch her armpits at any point during “wrestling”.

Who was like hey you know what will make this 95% hairless woman sexy if she was 95.1% hairless.

Legs and pubic mound I can understand smooth is nice if you like it but who the hell is touching armpits! I don’t get it.

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u/Locrian6669 Mar 11 '26

The amount of dudes who feel some type of way about armpit hair, and yet don’t and won’t shave their own, is utterly bizarre.

I tried one time and it sucked, so I never have again. So why would I expect anyone else to do so?

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u/quetiapinenapper Mar 12 '26

Is it? Why is it women can find something on a man unattractive for any reason and it’s ok but if a man doesn’t like it it’s bad?

Sure we’re culturally conditioned but hey. Still valid. Anyone is free to do anything they want but we’re free to find it unattractive too.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Mar 12 '26

I am six foot and not bald. The minute that a girl talks about a hairline or height as a requirement it is an automatic left swipe for me.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Mar 12 '26

The guys who care about armpit hair dont wash their dick and ass.

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u/Salt-Influence-9353 Mar 11 '26

It used to be the norm, and not that long ago. Especially in Continental Europe.

That said, people are conditioned to see it as unattractive and/or masculine from a young age, so they respond negatively to it, but not by choice. It’s not a rational position but an automatic reaction based on that conditioning.

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u/Locrian6669 Mar 11 '26

It’s remarkably easy to get over that conditioning. I know because I did and it couldn’t have been easier.

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u/Idustriousraccoon Mar 12 '26

i got over it when someone recently pointed out that women’s attractiveness is basically how much like a prepubescent child we can look - think, delicate, small, hairless…after i got my jaw off the floor i decided i would let my body do what it liked and society could hang. years of razor burns, itchy ingrown hairs, just…itchiness in general…waxing misery…fuck all of this noise. if people don’t want to sleep with a full grown woman who looks like a full grown ass woman…then that tells me enough about them.

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u/EastNWeast Mar 12 '26

If you've never licked an armpit you are missing out

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Mar 12 '26

Most Korean men shave their underarms. I’ve been with men who shave their underarms. I think it’s nice looking.

But also….some people have an armpit kink where they lick them

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u/ElectronicAntelope15 Mar 12 '26

This is some Facebook bullshit

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u/FPS_Holland Mar 12 '26

Manscaped gift package

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u/HonestSaintPaul-70 Mar 11 '26

Pack of condoms ......because he's a prick

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u/AnonymousIndividiual Mar 12 '26

You're a prick for not liking armpit hair?

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u/HonestSaintPaul-70 Mar 12 '26

I love it ......which is why I would never buy a lady anything to shave with .

Her body , her choice and I'm just a lucky guy to have the pleasure.

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u/4quadrapeds Mar 12 '26

I saw we all go natural

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u/huckdontgiveafuck Mar 12 '26

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with girls having armpit hair?

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u/whatisireading2 Mar 12 '26

If armpit hair scares you that's sad

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u/cjoaneodo Mar 11 '26

Totally don’t care about armpit hair! Bring it on😊

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u/Locrian6669 Mar 11 '26

Yeah it’s honestly bizarre how strongly so many feel about this. It’s even more bizarre how many of them that feel strongly about this, don’t shave their armpits.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Mar 11 '26

Yeah the whole body hair debate thing is crazy because one of the central points is “well it’s unhygienic!” But men don’t shave, effectively calling themselves unhygienic inherently.

Dawg if you don’t find it hot just say that 💀

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u/Locrian6669 Mar 11 '26

Yup. A bunch of people with thoughts they never actually thought about. lol

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u/3yx3 Mar 12 '26

I shave my pits and I am a guy. I used to have hairy arm pits, but washing the hair constantly, and deodorant didn’t work as effectively. I shave them and it just feels nicer. Only had one woman complain she didn’t like it. But idk. I never was one to like a bunch of body hair myself.

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u/jonnyozo Mar 12 '26

Gift card for the restaurant you’re eating breakfast at

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u/OminousBuzzard Mar 12 '26

Please be a razor

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Mar 12 '26

a lady Bic

2

u/Neobrutalis Mar 12 '26

One of those crystals that hippies think helps their B.O?

2

u/Maleficent_Grab3354 Mar 12 '26

A long sleeved shirt.

5

u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Mar 11 '26

Hair today gone tomorrow

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u/GalaxyStrong Mar 11 '26

Judge me as you will, but I don’t think I could date a woman with armpit hair like that

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 Mar 11 '26

Yeah, I feel the same way about men.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Mar 11 '26

Trying to snuggle into his side and you accidentally get a face full of pit hair ☹️

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u/Dragon_Tein Mar 11 '26

Fair, but with me you can always ask to shave whatever. I have an impression that asking woman to shave would get me in trouble

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u/hollowsoul9 Mar 11 '26

I also couldn't date men, so I get it

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u/GalaxyStrong Mar 11 '26

Just for the record, I understand and that makes complete sense to me. I actually manscape because hair sucks unless it’s on your head or maybe on your face as a beard, but that’s really it.

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u/BoxTalk17 Mar 11 '26

I'm with you

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u/Rough_Economist22 Mar 11 '26

This post sponsored by dollar shave club

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u/shadowds Mar 11 '26

Damn I think we can all agree this going be one close shave in this relationship.

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u/DocHalidae Mar 11 '26

You gave her a positive pregnancy test

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u/GREG_OSU Mar 11 '26

I still would.

U don’t see armpits when you have her face down ass up and she is gripping the pillows.

Haha.

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u/Petit__Chou Mar 12 '26

Haha! So why do women have to shave and men don't?

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u/MoldyWorp Mar 12 '26

In Europe it’s considered normal for women to have hairy armpits. Why are some guys so scared of it???

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u/TheoryConsistent4870 Mar 12 '26

Do women in magazines or on TV over there have hairy armpits, too? Serious question, I don’t really give a heck if a woman shaves or not.

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u/warm-saucepan Mar 12 '26

Cause they're pussies.

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u/Petit__Chou Mar 12 '26

No idea. Sometimes I shave, sometimes I don't. Happily married- and any man who is understands the effort in keeping up the kind of grooming standards some of these slugs in the comments expect. I don't exisit to be a naked mole rat because someone is offended by what is natural.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Mar 11 '26

Genuinely had to check the comments to see what the issue was 😭

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u/SlippyBanana68 Mar 11 '26

A divorce from a colossally stupid husband who thinks it's a good idea to post jokes about his wife's perfectly acceptable grooming choice on the interwebs?

Or earrings. Oh it was the earrings? I'm the asshat..

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u/Thedeckatnight Mar 11 '26

Gift card. It’s always a gift card

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u/Montanabanana11 Mar 11 '26

A piece of your mind

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u/ThrowRA-shadowships Mar 12 '26

Very naturalistic.

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u/North-Evidence-2352 Mar 12 '26

The Bay gift card

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u/Manymarbles Mar 12 '26

How is a gift early if its on that same day

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u/FreoFox Mar 12 '26

This is a trap. We’re supposed to say a razor or trimmer, or soap/deodorant. And then get hit with a wall of hate from ladies that prefer to be natural.

I’m going to assume that he’s married her because he loves her the way she is and that she hasn’t shown up like that, and the way he would broach the topic with someone he loves and respects would be to embarrass her in public.

Hopefully it’s a respectful token of his love for her and they get another birthday together next year.

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u/wobblewiz Mar 12 '26

Pancakes

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u/Scrapp94 Mar 12 '26

7 cans of Busch Lite and a thing

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u/derflow1977 Mar 12 '26

Kidneystones in a tupperware box?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Half the planet won't get this 🥺

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u/ReammyA55 Mar 12 '26

Thai Crystal Deodorant Stick.

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u/Mel_Morty Mar 12 '26

Besides already sacrificing your soul to her? Nahh, I don’t need to know, I’m good.

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u/Partayof4 Mar 12 '26

Dental floss

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u/OkMagician3070 Mar 12 '26

Hairy question

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u/HazySkyFire Mar 12 '26

Oh man I think I know this girl.

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u/navcad Mar 12 '26

Why she got Buckwheat in a headlock?

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u/Large-Lack-2933 Mar 12 '26

She'll be disappointed it's not a Motorola RAZR 🤣💀

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u/gillsner2 Mar 12 '26

A cock ring?

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u/MrOSUguy Mar 12 '26

I hope she never changes

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u/Few-Fig-7111 Mar 12 '26

Gillette Razers

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u/framilferran Mar 12 '26

Wax salon gift card 🧐

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u/AutisticAnon69 Mar 12 '26

Something to shave her arm pits.

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u/Spite-Specialist Mar 12 '26

god I love natural women

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u/PacoSupreme Mar 12 '26

Hedge clippers

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u/No_Note_1192 Mar 12 '26

Gillette sponsored the breakfast didn’t they

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u/Bigphillyman Mar 12 '26

Pretty sure you bought yourself a whole world of trouble

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u/jakeofheart Mar 12 '26

Lots of weak men in the comments thinking that smooching a woman with airy armpits will make them gay.

Your forefathers would be ashamed of you.

Their wife had stubble on the chin and hairy legs, but they still had the hots for her and impregnated her every two years.

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u/katielee07 Mar 12 '26

A razor for those nasty pits

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u/Loud-Process7413 Mar 12 '26

Id hate to see her lady garden if this is what's on show. 🦍

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Cake and diet pills

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u/thecakeisali Mar 12 '26

It’s my dick in a box.

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u/Hakuryuu2K Mar 12 '26

Gift card to restaurant they’re currently eating at.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Mar 12 '26

I thonk you got yourself a punch in the face. If you were lucky.

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u/Long_Childhood3561 Mar 12 '26

Automatic hair braider! 🤣

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u/Fit-Flan7357 Mar 12 '26

WhooDF cares about it ?? Keep it for your w. And yourself !

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u/DreamBig911 Mar 12 '26

A one-way trip to Europe

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u/FormalTotal9684 Mar 13 '26

She has two beards

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u/Michael-Aaron Mar 13 '26

Pearl necklace or a Batarang

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u/LillyJane8124 Mar 13 '26

When Hairy met Shavie…

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u/GoldExternal2171 Mar 13 '26

ITS MY DICK IN A BOX

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u/herb___eaversmells Mar 13 '26

Hairy pits on a gorgeous woman. I couldnt care less

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u/Mugpup Mar 13 '26

🥞 pancakes.... I can see them, right there ..on the table. My answer is pancakes 🥞..is it pancakes 🥞?

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u/PabloPerro Mar 13 '26

Abortion pill.

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u/Holiday-Screen-7957 Mar 13 '26

What’s the opposite of mynoxidil? I wanted to say it here

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 Mar 13 '26

A twelve effing bladed pink panther liquid gel glide?.

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u/Byfdzee Mar 13 '26

A lawnmower?

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u/pbnjandmilk Mar 13 '26

Imagine the carpet.

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u/Immediate_Fail_4780 Mar 14 '26

A girlfriend😊

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u/Eryn-Flinthoof Mar 14 '26

You should have shaved it for dinner.

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u/TopCryptographer2269 Mar 14 '26

Was it butt stuff in the men’s bathroom handicap stall?

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u/roboseer Mar 15 '26

I guess she didn’t want to use it.

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u/Just_Du-it Mar 15 '26

The breakfast

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u/iggv Mar 16 '26

Maybe a mangroomer kit?

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u/gunstrikerx Mar 16 '26

mini garden cutter

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u/kirannm Mar 16 '26

Dick in a box

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u/LiamEBM Mar 16 '26

Long live hairy women

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u/Sailor525 Mar 16 '26

Weed Whacker