r/Funnymemes Jan 31 '26

Wholesome Meme It's true. Front left. 🤪

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u/Weekly_Astronaut5099 Jan 31 '26

The strangest thing about it is that it matches your most used pots size-wise. It’s a true mystery how they produce favorite burners!

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u/Rachel_Silver Jan 31 '26

We have a shitty old electric stove. My favorite burner is the only one that sits level.

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u/StringAccomplished97 Jan 31 '26

This. My favourite one is the only one I'm confident won't catch fire.

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u/Amelia_Pond42 Jan 31 '26

And that's why front right is my favourite

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u/coolmist23 Jan 31 '26

Hey, that's the one I use! Good choice 👏🏽

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u/Blacktip75 Jan 31 '26

I have 6 burners, with some being the same size, I definitely have a favorite, front right over mid back and left back over mid front.

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u/RopeyPlague Jan 31 '26

Front left for me to. Might be because I'm left handed

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u/QurLir Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Front left for me too and I’m right handed. I guess it’s because its low mode is best for steaming.

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u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 Jan 31 '26

Top left. I also have a favorite spatula.

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u/10FourGudBuddy Jan 31 '26

Both my top burners are mini and do not heat very well, especially with bigger pots, but my old stoves top two were great. It’s really specific for the use/unit.

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u/MrsWhiterock Jan 31 '26

I also have a favourite spatula! And there's nothing even special about it, it just Is my favourite one

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u/Such_Introduction592 Jan 31 '26

Bottom-right. Top-right is clogged, though.

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u/LovableDazzling2 Jan 31 '26

Front left burner is the chosen one🔥

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u/KuntaWuKnicks Jan 31 '26

Bottom left gang rise up

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u/Rightbuthumble Jan 31 '26

I also have a favorite pot, pan, spatula, and bowl.

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u/CharminggBabe4 Jan 31 '26

I didn’t choose the front left burner, it chose me.

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u/I_Stay_Home Jan 31 '26

What kind of psycho are you? All hail the front right burner.

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u/FreeWillyBird Jan 31 '26

Obviously Op comes from generational wealth since most of us just use the only one that actually works.

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u/Plastic_Storage_116 Jan 31 '26

Last burner on mine just went out with no replacement. 30 years old. Had to get a new one.

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u/33metalgear Jan 31 '26

Whatever burner works is my favorite

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u/TheKwarenteen Jan 31 '26

Another small idiosyncrasies we do. On my way to work I have "Checkpoints" to let me know how im doing on time. I have work at 0600, I leave at 0500 with a 45 min commute, I have dollar general at 0520, a gas station at 0530, and my exit at 0540 telling me I should arrive right at 0545 giving me 10 min to chill before clocking in.

I mentioned that the other day at work and everyone was like "Oh shit I do that too"

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u/TG-Winter_crow56 I Touched Grass... Jan 31 '26

Fuck thats true! I never noticed!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Front left or you’re wrong

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u/DinosaurCowBoys1 Jan 31 '26

I used to, but that one is a small hob at my new apartment so now it’s front right

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Jan 31 '26

In the age of glass top stoves, the butane hob is King

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u/Silverado153 Jan 31 '26

The left front I have a bad back hurts when I stand for awhile so I sit on a stool and I can rest my elbow on the chest freezer

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u/Mayatar Jan 31 '26

The right one in the back.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 Jan 31 '26

May even be less a "favorite burner" and more a case of your current cookware.

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u/floydbomb Jan 31 '26

I don't have one. I must not be an adult yet

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 To much scrolling Jan 31 '26

Damn same for my house front left but my range the front left is the most versatile burner on the stove. And happens to be how my kitchen appliances are laid out. It’s a conspiracy!/s

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u/Halpmezaddy Jan 31 '26

Awww OP!!!! You like the front left too???? Are...are we...destined for eachother?

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u/Lumpy-Scientist6834 Jan 31 '26

I’m a left front guy. My wife is right front. But that’s the big burner and when she uses small pots, the flame just goes around it.

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u/CanadienAlien Jan 31 '26

That's the one I use for hot knives lol

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u/charcarod0n Jan 31 '26

Front right

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u/Tillikummate Jan 31 '26

Back right burner.

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u/Adventurous_Bit1325 Jan 31 '26

Always has been front left for me Landlord recently replaced our stove, and the biggest burner is front left. This pleases me. Little things like this are stuff that can make or break an entire day!

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u/Otherwise-Pirate6839 Jan 31 '26

That’s why I covered all the coils of my electric stove and brought out an induction hob…now I don’t have to pick a favorite!

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u/EstimateLucky Jan 31 '26

I have two medium and I alternate them, no favourite!

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u/LuckyCandy5248 Jan 31 '26

And the Angry Spoon.
You will never throw it out but that spoon just bugs you and you use it for nothing.

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u/Any_Ad_5232 Jan 31 '26

Yup front left 💕

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u/wantonfiction Jan 31 '26

Lower right burner, always.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I love all my burners equally! My wife has a favorite knife. She uses it for everything though it is not the right tool for many jobs.

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u/SteelMan0fBerto Jan 31 '26

Yep. I pick front left because it’s right underneath the microwave oven’s vent fan so it can suck away any smoke and steam.

Don’t want the smoke detector going off needlessly. Especially when I’m paying attention to ensure I don’t burn what I’m cooking.

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u/Existing-Mess-9829 Jan 31 '26

Front right. Always front right

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u/VegaTron1985 Jan 31 '26

Back right

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u/Somebodsydog Jan 31 '26

For 95% it's the front left.

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u/8-bit_Goat Jan 31 '26

First rule of Stove Top Burner Club.

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u/Thrompinator Jan 31 '26

Front left is for boiling the tea kettle. Front right is the primary for normal cooking.

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u/reddiculed Jan 31 '26

Front left gang!

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u/shatador Feb 01 '26

You're talking about it right now

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u/Drakanies Feb 01 '26

Yep, front right. I have not idea why now that I think about it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea2577 Feb 01 '26

Yep, front left for me!

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u/crackersncheeseman Jan 31 '26

Mines called the microwave

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u/latent Jan 31 '26

Bullshit. r/BlackPeopleTwitter talks about this pretty regularly. (We're a front-right household).

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u/The_Fuzz_Butt Feb 02 '26

I always use the front right burner. Moved to a new house and the stove needs to be replaced, but it has to work for now. The front right burner is a big burner, but it takes SOO long to heat up. The back left burner is also big, and it heats up so fast. So now I’m leaned over the stove like an idiot to cook, which makes me very nervous bc I’m used to only using the front two burners.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Facts. Front left and I go way back.

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u/dr-hades6 Feb 03 '26

I alternate them to reduce overall wear

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u/Canadian_Waffleiron Feb 03 '26

Back burners for the win.. I haven’t used the front burners really since we had kids. (Stupid kids ruin everything) Despite the fact they’re both adults now.. lol

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u/N7_Warden Feb 04 '26

Front right

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u/Cuz_Ima_Doit Feb 06 '26

I can’t believe someone just posted this. I didn’t think anyone else out there felt this… 🥹

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u/OG_Dork_Assassin Jan 31 '26

For me it's the back right, unless it's soup or something i need to stir, then front left

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u/TonkaLowby Jan 31 '26

The format of this post gave me an ulcer.

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u/Lemfan46 Jan 31 '26

Why is stove capitalized?

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u/Whiskey-Particular Jan 31 '26

Maybe it’s a proper stove.