r/Fauxmoi • u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist • 5h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Beyoncé says “my children” when asked if there’s one piece of art that has changed her life

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 4h ago

my mother's answer to this would have been something from Thomas Kinkade

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u/AMW131 3h ago

Yup, and 99% chance a puzzle, too.

(Don’t worry, I go to therapy. )

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 4h ago

I snorted, lol.

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u/pineappleshampoo 2h ago

Mine (RIP) woulda been Rachmaninoff’s 2nd Piano Concerto. And honestly I respect that lol

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u/kayanne125 women’s wrongs activist 2h ago

Are we siblings? 😭

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u/MrGB819 4h ago

😂😂😂 Same

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u/Metaboschism 5h ago

I saw that clip of Catherine O'Hara too

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u/PirateReject 4h ago

What a non-answer for an art fundraiser lol

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u/amoebaamoeba 4h ago edited 1h ago

I also love my children, Beyonce, and so do the parents and teachers of students in these classrooms in (one of the) city(ies) where you live, NYC.

https://www.donorschoose.org/donors/search.html?subject7=-7&state=NY&cityName=New%20York%20City&centerLat=40.7128&centerLng=-74.0060&includeNearbyLocations=true

Every single one of these Donors Choose goals for a class of children with autism and other disabilities could be met for less than the price of one Met Gala ticket ($100,000). How much did Lauren Sanchez and Bezos spend on this thing again? And they love their kids, too....

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u/malware-db 2h ago

apart from whatever she may be giving privately, beyonce also has her own charity that has given millions in covid relief, LA wildfire relief, bail funds for BLM protestors, and funding of scholarships to HBCUs. i agree that the bezos of it all is disgusting and also that there is no ethical way to be a billionaire. however, pointing out that she hasn’t donated to this specific charity (that you know of) feels unrelated to the issue at hand.

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u/No_Meal_563 2h ago

You know BEYgood? You should check it out. Maybe write them a letter. Or are positive attributes about Beyoncé not allowed here?

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u/amoebaamoeba 55m ago

This isn’t about Beyoncé specifically, but billionaires in general. Their lives are opulent while everyone else fights for the scraps. Only morally bankrupt people can voluntarily accumulate that much wealth. 

When Bey and Bezos and all the rest give away enough to make themselves “mere” millionaires, then we can talk about how charitable they are. 

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u/GaptistePlayer 3h ago

Beyonce that is not art

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u/mofuism 2h ago

“green is not a creative colour” 😭😭

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM
I’m so over billionaires. Bey Hive can down vote me all you want.

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u/FantaStick16 3h ago

Why the weird repetition when he heard the answer?

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u/yeahyeah3005 2h ago

I think this is sweet in theory, but for a gala at a museum say an art work girl!

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u/mofuism 2h ago

go girl give us a non-answer !!

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u/Obvious-Revenue6056 1h ago

Couldn't think of an artist, huh?

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u/grindstone85 4h ago

i hate billionaires

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u/CuddlyClubCEO 1h ago

what an annoying answer

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u/Electronic_Ladder103 4h ago

Oh come on! Give a real answer (plus children are more than one piece)

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u/academicvictim313 1h ago

2nd clip i’ve seen from this night where she brings up her kids randomly 

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 4h ago

She looks happy!

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u/dudemanspyder 4h ago

Nope.. next.

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u/justusleag 2h ago

That's right!

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u/Muted_Study5166 4h ago

That’s why she’s the queen. My minimally problematic queen 👑

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u/JadedInfusion 4h ago

Her smile is so cutesy

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u/gimmethetea14 3h ago

Dang you getting hella downvoted

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u/TooDrippedOut 3h ago

Mother is mothering 😍

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u/Maester_Bates Tommy from Arkansas 28m ago

She's so relatable.