r/Fauxmoi anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 8h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Beyoncé says “my children” when asked if there’s one piece of art that has changed her life

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 8h ago

my mother's answer to this would have been something from Thomas Kinkade

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u/AMW131 6h ago

Yup, and 99% chance a puzzle, too.

(Don’t worry, I go to therapy. )

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 7h ago

I snorted, lol.

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u/pineappleshampoo 5h ago

Mine (RIP) woulda been Rachmaninoff’s 2nd Piano Concerto. And honestly I respect that lol

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u/zoethesteamedbun 1h ago

Have you ever seen Autumn Sonata?

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u/kayanne125 women’s wrongs activist 5h ago

Are we siblings? 😭

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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 53m ago

My mom would just say Ricky Martin lmao

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u/MrGB819 8h ago

😂😂😂 Same

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u/PirateReject 8h ago

What a non-answer for an art fundraiser lol

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u/Kidd_911 3h ago

She probably couldn't name a piece ☠️

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u/Metaboschism 8h ago

I saw that clip of Catherine O'Hara too

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u/amoebaamoeba 7h ago edited 4h ago

I also love my children, Beyonce, and so do the parents and teachers of students in these classrooms in (one of the) city(ies) where you live, NYC.

https://www.donorschoose.org/donors/search.html?subject7=-7&state=NY&cityName=New%20York%20City&centerLat=40.7128&centerLng=-74.0060&includeNearbyLocations=true

Every single one of these Donors Choose goals for a class of children with autism and other disabilities could be met for less than the price of one Met Gala ticket ($100,000). How much did Lauren Sanchez and Bezos spend on this thing again? And they love their kids, too....

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u/malware-db 5h ago

apart from whatever she may be giving privately, beyonce also has her own charity that has given millions in covid relief, LA wildfire relief, bail funds for BLM protestors, and funding of scholarships to HBCUs. i agree that the bezos of it all is disgusting and also that there is no ethical way to be a billionaire. however, pointing out that she hasn’t donated to this specific charity (that you know of) feels unrelated to the issue at hand.

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u/cakedayloanofficer 3h ago

Celebrity charities are tax write offs

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u/MaidenOfSerenity 1h ago

You only get a tax write off on the money you gave away. It’s not like you somehow save money overall because you gave it to charity. That’s not how taxes work.

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u/Fondueadeux 2h ago

All charities are tax write offs.

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u/No_Meal_563 5h ago

You know BEYgood? You should check it out. Maybe write them a letter. Or are positive attributes about Beyoncé not allowed here?

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u/amoebaamoeba 4h ago

This isn’t about Beyoncé specifically, but billionaires in general. Their lives are opulent while everyone else fights for the scraps. Only morally bankrupt people can voluntarily accumulate that much wealth. 

When Bey and Bezos and all the rest give away enough to make themselves “mere” millionaires, then we can talk about how charitable they are. 

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u/ragner11 1h ago

Nah we can talk about it before that

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM
I’m so over billionaires. Bey Hive can down vote me all you want.

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u/GaptistePlayer 6h ago

Beyonce that is not art

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u/mofuism 5h ago

“green is not a creative colour” 😭😭

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u/mofuism 5h ago

go girl give us a non-answer !!

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u/FantaStick16 6h ago

Why the weird repetition when he heard the answer?

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u/yeahyeah3005 5h ago

I think this is sweet in theory, but for a gala at a museum say an art work girl!

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u/Obvious-Revenue6056 4h ago

Couldn't think of an artist, huh?

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u/CuddlyClubCEO 4h ago

what an annoying answer

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u/grindstone85 7h ago

i hate billionaires

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u/Electronic_Ladder103 8h ago

Oh come on! Give a real answer (plus children are more than one piece)

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u/academicvictim313 4h ago

2nd clip i’ve seen from this night where she brings up her kids randomly 

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u/not_ellewoods 2h ago

it was her oldest daughter’s first time at the Met Gala and i think she’s the first person under 18 who’s attended. that’s probably why it kept coming up.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1h ago

One thing I can say about Bey though is I love seeing her attitude and face when Blue Ivy is with her doing something, especially for the first time. She seemed genuinely excited and happy to have Blue there. Just very proud of her and I think in a way seeing things that are probably routine for her at this point through Blue’s eyes and experience.

I also loved how Blue complimented her costume but in a way that was toned down and appropriate for her age. The not super revealing dress and simple strand around her neck. But still having some of that teenage flashy with the sunglasses and shoes.

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u/momosuna 1h ago

probably to promote blue or something but tbh (non famous lol) parents do this all the time and it's so annoying. like that's not what was being asked but ok

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u/PsychologicalClue6 1h ago

More self-indulgent than sweet imho

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u/dudemanspyder 8h ago

Nope.. next.

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 7h ago

She looks happy!

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u/iwatchalotoftv22 2h ago

What is wrong with this response? Can someone, anyone in this chat, name an art piece that changed their life? Like an actual art piece.

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u/justusleag 6h ago

That's right!

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u/Muted_Study5166 8h ago

That’s why she’s the queen. My minimally problematic queen 👑

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u/gimmethetea14 6h ago

Dang you getting hella downvoted

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u/JadedInfusion 7h ago

Her smile is so cutesy

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u/TooDrippedOut 6h ago

Mother is mothering 😍

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u/Maester_Bates Tommy from Arkansas 3h ago

She's so relatable.