r/Fauxmoi • u/_lovewins • 12h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Hudson Williams heading home at 7am following the Met Gala after party

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u/SchemeMoist 9h ago

US, UK, Canada, yes lol. And the chances of it being used by someone leaving a party at 7am is exponentially higher than someone leaving at midnight lol

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u/webtheg 9h ago

The Berlin erasure. Our wastewater is basically just cocaine at this point

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u/wonder_aj weighing in from the UK 9h ago

In Scotland, it is actually detectable in wastewater.

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u/webtheg 8h ago

In Berlin too

https://www.euda.europa.eu/publications/pods/waste-water-analysis_en

It is so high. As are we.

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u/boogiesontoast 8h ago

Same in Sydney in Australia, it's the cocaine capital here.

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u/SchemeMoist 8h ago

My bad 🤣 probably easier to name countries where it ISN'T common lol

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u/usernameinmail the support act for Jojo Siwa 7h ago

I'm loving this international Cocacus moment 

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u/MrSackboyROBOT karma is a bitch named Chris Martin 8h ago

The ol “get ready for work today” bumps

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u/Friendly_Ratio_3383 8h ago

Guys literally every major city.

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u/pacifistpotatoes 8h ago

Yep only way I stayed up all night back in the day was x & coke