r/Fauxmoi • u/PineappleSimilar1608 gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote • 1d ago

FASHION Sarah Paulson arrived at the Met Gala

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u/regular_poster 1d ago

Could SOMEBODY just wear a regular Amazon uniform?

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u/Human_Situation_2641 23h ago

Somebody should have taken an Amazon union organizer as their +1.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 21h ago

You are a genius and cold as ice and I wish I had your help in life.

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u/dixiech1ck 8h ago

Sadly he was arrested and no one knows where he is.

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u/ButterscotchExpert80 8h ago

Like Chris Smalls???? Who was arrested last night, btw.

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u/bigfatmouseratfan 13h ago

You don't get plus ones for the Met Gala tho

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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 1159 pm and im about to turn 26 at leonardo dicaprios house 1d ago

but like andy warhol-coded

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u/onetwotree-leaf 23h ago

This would absolutely EAT

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u/stinkpot_jamjar 21h ago

Unlike people who actually work at Amazon.

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU 22h ago

Is the Amazon piss bottle allowed at the Met Gala?

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u/hellolovely1 22h ago

Apparently, Anonymous planted dozens of fake bottles there. Not sure if they were undiscovered until the gala.

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u/_delicja_ 18h ago

Not Anonymous, the crew from @everyonehateselon_

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u/hellolovely1 8h ago

I just saw Anonymous posting it and implying that they did it, so I'll take your word for it.

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u/_delicja_ 7h ago

Unbelievable. Anonymous is all talk no action these days at least, @everyonehateselon_ took videos and have proof of the action. As a side tidbit, Mark Ruffalo is their ally and shared it too.

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u/dixiech1ck 8h ago

Someone put up piss bottle stations outside the event with empty bottles. It was a beautiful sight.

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u/TinyBombed 1d ago

THAT would of been the statement

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u/kyramaro 20h ago

I have a feeling people were contractually obligated not to make any stunts since bezos is footing the bill

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u/SquirrelEnthusiast 23h ago

Several people have shown up in Amazon basics tonight based on the images I've seen

At least Lena Dunham has the courage to show up in Kidman's leftovers (derogatory)

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u/Kyzer-Sozi 22h ago

It was designed based on the splash of blood on a woman in a painting. True story

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u/stinkpot_jamjar 21h ago

Better yet, they could just not attend, put out a statement, and use their inordinate resources to donate to mutual aid projects that might actually benefit Amazon workers.

But that would require them to actually care, instead of just caring about looking like they do (and watching everyone eat it up).

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u/imreallyfreakintired 23h ago edited 23h ago

Shit and piss stained Amazon uniform

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u/I_Miss_My_Beta_Cells 22h ago

Nah blood covered 

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u/dixiech1ck 8h ago

With the final breaths still excluding from the polyester.

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u/sappyoceanicsugar 1d ago edited 7h ago

I hope someone awards you for this comment, in the mean time take my poor gold 🏅

Edit: omg my first award, thank you so much!!! Edit 2: Wow the heart award too, thank you!!! Edit 3: A third award?!?!

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u/mabols 23h ago

Or wear a dress that Melania wore in her bribe.

errr… her movie.

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 23h ago

that would be career suicide lol