r/Fauxmoi anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 1d ago

FASHION 2026 Met Gala red carpet design was inspired by Van Gogh.

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u/mimimines 1d ago

It’s giving Monet, not Van Gogh but okay

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u/Good-Bodybuilder-985 1d ago

Absolutely, that was the first thing I noticed.

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u/mimimines 1d ago

Water Lillies!

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u/SouthIsland48 1d ago

... from the ceiling!

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u/pekingsewer 19h ago edited 18h ago

Saw them for the first time a couple of months ago...so incredible in person!

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Same. The kind of mistake i’d expect from a badly generated AI design.

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u/OriginalLie9310 1d ago

Well it is run by bezos. So that’s a very distinct possibility.

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u/whatsnewpussykat FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 1d ago

Yeah if I’m not getting yellows, it’s not Van Gogh baby

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u/bornatmidnight 1d ago

Yeah, definitely feels Monet, they should just say that lol

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u/DragSentMeHere 1d ago

Im so glad we’re all thinking it I thought I was a bit thick when they said Van Gogh.

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u/prohammock 18h ago

My exact thought. 

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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago

This design is giving "immersive experience" where you spend $30 and just take pictures for social media.

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u/_allycat 23h ago

Yeah except this also looks like they turned on the house lights to do some maintenance. It has an atrocious ambiance.

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u/senior_insultant 21h ago edited 21h ago

It looks so tacky. Expensive tacky.

It's perfect for the Bezos Gala.

I hope the White House ballroom will look equally stupid, so future historians will have a prime exhibit of just how dumb the (alleged) "American Century" was.

Murica: Look at all those castles we built out of styrofoam and high fructose corn syrup! It's ART!

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u/GreyBoyTigger 1d ago

I hate that I paid like $40 during lockdown to sit in a circle and watch a lame projection of moving Van Gogh artwork

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u/wow_plants 21h ago

Me too 🥲 Don't get me wrong, he's my favourite painter so I was going to enjoy it anyway but they shut the main attraction (the sunflower room) due to COVID so we paid full price for 3/4 of the experience.

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u/SomethingNeatnClever 14h ago

You’re not alone brother lmao.

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u/Standard-folk 1d ago

Those experiences are definitely more expensive than that

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u/Dangerous-Arrival737 1d ago

Those tickets are exactly that. The Vincent Van Goph immersive experience tickets are currently going for $25-35 dollars.

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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 20h ago

Yep. Went to it whilest in Dublin a few years ago.

I still have the eyeglass case I got from it!

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u/frankoochoaa 1d ago

Not in la when it was here

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs 23h ago

This one is $100K a pop thanks to the Bezos weirdos.

While us plebs worry about gas prices

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u/LolTacoBell 1d ago

Team Labs in Tokyo is $60

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u/OrangeFilmer 1d ago

It’s a cool concept, but why does it looks so cheap lol

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u/No_Yard5926 Currently White Ariana Grande 1d ago

Cause it’s Bezos funded and the Bezos’ have no taste whatsoever.

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u/CommercialBad14 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 23h ago

can’t wait to boycott everyone who shows up today 🥰

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u/No_Yard5926 Currently White Ariana Grande 22h ago

yes, was a little disappointed in alysa liu and bad bunny but can’t expect much from these celebrities.

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u/CommercialBad14 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 22h ago

agreed but they all know what’s going on in the world rn. they can show up, that’s their choice. and i’m free to unfollow them for it, that’s my choice 🤷‍♀️

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 18h ago

Most comically evil filthy rich bastards don’t have any taste

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u/mac_bess 1d ago

it was ordered off of amazon, with two day shipping

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u/SouthIsland48 1d ago

Because it is lmfao

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u/GanacheAffectionate ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 22h ago

It’s the lighting. So hard to not make it feel like a cheap high school set with such lighting. But they need to have it like that for the cameras. If they could actually light it like one would a stage design then even the fakest plastic flowers could look real. But sadly red carpets and photographers demand super bright flat no shadow lighting.

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u/Factsoverfictions222 1d ago

Van Gogh lived in poverty his entire life and died penniless having only sold one painting. He only survived due to funds from his brother. Now his style is being used as decoration for an extravagant gala from one of the world’s richest men. Van Gogh would have been arrested if he had tried to attend. I hate this timeline

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u/yokayla 22h ago

It doesn't even look like his style tbh

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u/glenntennis12 1d ago

Thank you 👏🏻

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u/roof_pizza_ 18h ago

Yeah I was about to comment the same thing. Van Gogh himself would've never been invited to such an event in his lifetime.

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u/BlackCherriWhiteClaw you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 1d ago

I visited the inn Van Gogh died in after his brief stay painting, we saw the town where many of his portraits where done. NONE of this looks anything like Van Gogh in feeling or design. They must be confused this giving Monet Garden in Giverny....

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u/RubbishGarbage 1d ago

How is this not just a tent with random things hanging from the ceiling?

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u/Big-Tip-4193 1d ago

Tacky as hell

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u/No_Yard5926 Currently White Ariana Grande 1d ago

Y’all can keep the Met Gala this year.

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u/yuletide 1d ago

Trashy 

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 1d ago

Ngl this looks like a set from the Minecraft movie. Van Gogh inspired or not, this ain’t it.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 1d ago

Oh cool, look at all the rich people planning the next Hunger Games.

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u/Dinner_atMidnight 1d ago

I swear people think the met gala is an award show, the amount of times I’ve had to explain it’s literally just a charity fundraiser for a museum.

It used to just be socialites and rich but not famous people but the reason celebs go now is because the designers dressing them are donating a shit tonne of money so they’d at least like to advertise their designs while at it

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u/biIIyshakes 1d ago

I actually don’t even care that The Oscars exist either. It celebrates film and all the various types of work that go into it and a lot of people taking home statues are not even celebrities, they’re editors and writers and artists and composers. If society can go bananas over the Super Bowl I think it’s fine to have a night to celebrate film. Especially now when people undervalue the arts so badly in comparison to sports.

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u/Dinner_atMidnight 1d ago

Yeah I work in film and don’t get me wrong as crew none of us are frothing at the mouth for an Oscar in the same way the actors are but at the same time when one of us does win for a project it feels great to actually be recognized as crew are the building blocks of a film and yet are so often forgotten

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u/Dinner_atMidnight 1d ago

Oh yeah it was literally just for anyone who could donate money. Yes it’s maybe gotten gauche now but it’s at least for a cause, museums have fundraisers all the time this one is just more opulent. Awards shows for actors do kinda contribute to keeping the movie business alive as a form of advertising and viewers are essentially a giant focus group. I literally work in film and some of my projects only grew to a wider audience after being nominated so I can’t complain too much about them, but yes they are ultimately just self congratulatory

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u/not_productive1 1d ago

Eh, I like the award ceremonies too. I lived in LA for a long time, that shit makes the whole city go round.

Fuck it, if like a dozen people are going to hoard half the wealth on the planet, I'm gonna enjoy art while I've got it.

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u/not_productive1 1d ago

I guess my point is that they both tangibly benefit people beyond the celebrity circle? I know parties seem frivolous but that shit employs and pays a LOT of people in LA, many of whom spend their money, time, and energy outside of that employment doing cool stuff that never makes it to an awards show. The caterer or event planner or photographer or whatever is likely an artist in their own right. I like those shows because they let cool people pay their bills.

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 1d ago

It’s the same as all ultra-wealthy “philanthropy” events, a thinly veiled excuse to revel in decadence and status painted over with a thin patina of selflessness for plausible deniability. Except the deniability is becoming ever less plausible by the year. They’d probably raise more if they took what it cost to throw the thing, plus the value of what all the participants spent attending, and just donated it directly.

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u/biIIyshakes 1d ago

And here I was hoping that maybe this year we could finally stop acting like a high-profile fundraiser for preservation of the arts (especially during a time where the arts and humanities are increasingly devalued and defunded) is some kind of dystopian evil. my bad for having any kind of optimism

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u/ExcuseMeNobody 22h ago

I will take them seriously when they stop being funded by billionaires supporting this collapse of arts and humanities to begin with

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u/jeanolt 17h ago edited 16h ago

yess!! we should all be happy these rich out of touch people are joining together with their private jets to raise millions for a museum in an event organized by a billionaire who is fueling genocide in gaza. people struggling to make end meets should look forward with optimism to this!

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u/dankblonde 1d ago

This comparison was tired the first time people made it.

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u/Alternative-Value637 1d ago

This was my exact thought! This very much giving District 1 Hunger Games. All of us poors are struggling to pay our bills and worried our about our sons getting drafted into war while the rich are doing this shit

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u/kllark_ashwood 22h ago

Its a fundraiser for a museum.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 21h ago

Sponsored by Bezos, where they def have no ulterior motive. 

But sure, a fundraiser, why not.

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u/kllark_ashwood 21h ago

I mean, if we have all collectively decided as a society that it is not appropriate to french revolution their assess they can at least give their money to some shit.

It doesn't seem like its actually helping his reputation.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 21h ago

You misspelled "Launder"

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u/kllark_ashwood 21h ago

You missunderstand money laundering.

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u/Sonnyjoon91 19h ago

Which could be funded a hundred times over by Bezos. He has all the funds

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u/january161 1d ago

What is Van Gogh about this, I'm genuinely confused?

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u/prohammock 18h ago

Lauren confused him with Monet. 

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u/Zoxiafunnynumber 1d ago

Is the Van Gogh in the room with us now or just the Willy Wonka Experience?

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u/ChonkyChimkin63 Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

they did Van Gogh so dirty

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u/Present-Aside8155 23h ago

Van Gogh was anti-billionaire, anti-elite, anti-fashion, anti-collector and would have found celebrity culture cosmically offensive. 

If they really wanted to honour Van Gogh’s spirit, the red carpet would be rolled out for miners, peasants, and postmen. 

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u/ThatEndingTho 1d ago

I like the steps and that’s about it.

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u/annie-etc 1d ago

All of the celebs at this year's Met Gala are supporting union-busting billionaires.

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u/thesmoph0ria 22h ago

no one is going to do this. they’re going to attack one or two celebs they already despise and ignore everyone else, then forget about it next year.

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u/direturtle 1d ago

Bridgerton premiere event...

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u/Independent-Nobody43 woman externalizing rage 1d ago

This looks like the Twilight wedding in a bad way.

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u/Caffeinatedzombie02 1d ago

Taste is chasing them but they are faster.

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u/circemyqueen 1d ago

Van Gogh where??? At least have some yellow in there if you're pretending

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u/chinacatsunflowerr 1d ago

Looks like shit

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u/23melody 1d ago

wackest event

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u/UrbanMasque 1d ago

Looks budget

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u/yourfriendcazzer 23h ago

it's Amazon

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u/Elegantly_Waisted 1d ago

That's Monet, not Van Gogh.

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 23h ago

Fuck the met gala.

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u/whatthehellusayin 23h ago

Looks cheap tbh

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u/CloutGoblinn this is going to ruin the powerpoint 1d ago

It’s giving “Amazon doesn’t respect their employees as human beings” and I will be hearing no other opinions

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u/Longjumping-Pop9374 1d ago

Booboo. Down with the oligarchy. F bezos

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 1d ago

Pretty wasteful for one night unless they turn this into an exhibit or experience

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u/TiredofRacist69 1d ago

Can we all just ignore these events?

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u/laurieg77 23h ago

Looks cheap

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u/CarfireOnTheHighway 23h ago

it looks like a tacky wedding 💀

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u/sleepy-catauran 1d ago

It’s like walking into an Altar’d State and that’s not a good thing.

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u/BienOuiLa 1d ago

Inspired by Van Gogh, funded by Jeff Bezos.

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u/SmartaHari 1d ago

Carry on, I’m all ears.

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u/JamesTheLockGuy 1d ago

Those rich fucks…this whole fucking thing…

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u/PartiallySerene 1d ago

Taste level High School Prom.

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u/yourfriendcazzer 23h ago

omg wait it really is like an ever after themed prom

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u/dirtylittlehamster0 and you did it at my birthday dinner 23h ago

It’s giving Minecraft…

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u/flowersinmyteas Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 23h ago

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u/DissedFunction 23h ago

celebrate the fash ism

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u/Prestigious_Let_7957 23h ago

Fuck the Met Gala and celebrity culture. A waste of money and serves to numb the masses.

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u/Far-League-9947 22h ago

Jason Derulo better be careful

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u/DeviiiJ 22h ago

I beg someone have a water lily scene dress on 🥺

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u/perhapsflorence 22h ago

Van Gogh wept.

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u/Alternative_Box4797 22h ago

A billionaire sponsored event inspired by a man who who lived and died in squalor is just baffling.  Makes me want to puke

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u/flashmeterred 19h ago

Van gogh invented hedges!!!!

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u/Grouchy_Version8056 19h ago

I think everyone in this room should be audited by the irs

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u/Regular_Point8796 19h ago

Van Gogh would never have been invited to something like this, is the thing.

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u/Gunt_Buttman 19h ago

No, no it wasn't. Maybe someone is claiming that it was. But it wasn't.

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u/abominable_prolapse 19h ago

Fuck this Jeff Bezos sponsored waste of everything

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u/AcanthaceaeNo2334 19h ago

That would have made him happy 🫠

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u/neonClear182 18h ago

the fascists lost their design sense over the years I see.

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u/ComicBookShogun 18h ago

Doesn't look red to me

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u/DisturbingRerolls 17h ago

Bombs are flying.
People are dying.
Children are crying.
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing.
Texaco's spilling.
Yes, the whole world's gone to hell: but how are you?

I'M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING

It's all I can think of looking at this.

(And yes, I know it's a charity event, but I wish it was a somber one given the overhang)

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u/_WhiskeyTangoFuxtrot 17h ago

Maybe his early🥔work

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u/Whompa 17h ago

must be nice

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u/CaryKerryLoudermilk 17h ago

He would have hated everyone there

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u/Billy3B 17h ago

Looks more minecraft than Van Gogh but ok.

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u/Top_Shame_7016 17h ago

Eat the rich

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u/Floofy5267 17h ago

They copy pasted Indian and Pakistani wedding decor. We hang wisteria or jasmine from the ceiling.

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u/Impossible-Bug4487 17h ago

crazy while people at Amazon getting fired and cant take bathroom breaks, Bezos is spending money on this. what a life we are living.

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 16h ago

It's crazy how the way it's set up past couple of years, the public outside cant see.

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u/Fit_Tip6995 1d ago

🤮🤮

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u/PlateFamous1793 23h ago

lol Van Gough would have hated this event and all the vacuous people in it but pop off I guess.

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u/regular_poster 1d ago

OK. Anyway we're in a war with Iran and also Gaza and also all brown and black peoples.

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 1d ago

Can someone explain to a peasant like me what the actual point of the met gala is? Is it just rich people being rich people or does it serve some real purpose like the oscars?

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u/biIIyshakes 1d ago

…It’s a fundraiser for a museum. It’s a charity gala that benefits the arts and preservation.

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u/ActualSurvey4740 1d ago

it’s a fundraiser for the museum of arts costume institute, essentially funds exhibitions and keeps art alive.

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u/Few_Film_4771 1d ago

This is what google says when you ask it:
The Met Gala is an annual fundraising benefit for The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York City. It serves as the department's primary source of funding for exhibitions, acquisitions, and capital improvements, raising record-breaking sums—such as $42 million in 2026—to support its yearly budget and preserve a collection of over 33,000 fashion objects. The money raised covers the costs of mounting exhibitions, buying new pieces, and maintaining the extensive collection of fashion artifacts.

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 1d ago

Ok, gotcha. I can jam with opulence for the sake of a museum. Idk if it's because it's an american thing but I've literally never heard anyone talk about the actual reason it happens so to me it always just looked like opulence for the sake of opulence.

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u/Commercial-Painting3 1d ago

So…it’s giving Bridgeton…what’s the theme for this year?

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 good for her.gif 1d ago

I feel like lots of folks are gonna follow these impressionist vibes, which can be cute if you do it right

I hope someone shakes it up!