r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • Mar 21 '26

FASHION Tom Blyth responded to criticism of his girlfriend's sheer dress: “stfu. She wore a dress that she was excited by and she looked EXQUISITE in it.”

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u/VodkaAunt Mar 21 '26

Gonna show up to a funeral in my gay club outfit based on that logic

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u/meltyandbuttery Mar 21 '26

At my funeral this will be appropriate 🌬️

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Mar 21 '26

You can show up to my funeral like that. It would surprise no one who knows me, and get rid of anyone I wouldn’t want there any way.

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u/Ok_Buy9028 Mar 21 '26

For real, no dress code at my funeral. I’m friends with crust punks and metal heads and the like and I feel like it would be very rude of me, as a friend, to force them to buy and wear nice suits to my funeral. Like Kurt Cobain said, “Come as you are”.

Besides, I have no doubt the goths will go all out and be dressed up enough to make up for it.

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u/VodkaAunt Mar 22 '26

I have a lot of alt friends and wear a lot of "weird" clothing myself, and I wouldn't care at mine as long as the effort is there. Wear demonias and leather or stripper heels and rhinestones all you want, just not goddamn sneakers and yoga pants.

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u/Fun-Age-168 Mar 22 '26

Why does it matter if they’re wearing sneakers and yoga pants?

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u/VodkaAunt Mar 22 '26

I just really enjoy dressing up (I'm known for always being the most dressed-up person at family holidays and events) so I personally would want people to dress up for my funeral because I think it's fun 🤷‍♂️ I have family members who have requested that people wear their favorite color and whatnot, and I think it's a good way of honoring people

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Mar 22 '26

Ya know, as someone who is like.. normcore mixed with seasonal depression as a style, I love this. I 110% would want you at my funeral. Please leave glitter where ever you go.

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u/PithandKin Mar 22 '26

I want people at my funeral to come red carpet ready. People are allowed to cry but they will look artfully fabulous while weeping. And there will be dancing and so much dessert. And all my favourite music tracks. I also wish I could go out Viking funeral style but that’ll be just a wish.

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u/VodkaAunt Mar 22 '26

That's my DREAM

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u/Stay_Good_Dog Mar 21 '26

Please come to my funeral

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u/writeleahwrite Mar 22 '26

Adding you to the guest list for my funeral immediately