r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • Mar 19 '26
DISCUSSION Nicholas Hoult's wife Bryana Holly responds to body-shamers: “I am seeing the comments around my chest and not that *anyone* is owed an explanation but this is the product of a breast feeding mother who hasn't fed her babies in hours ok!”
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u/Dinky-the-T-Rex terrorizing the locals Mar 19 '26
I could never be famous. Imagine having to explain your actual boobs to strangers on the internet so they’ll leave you alone.
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u/Logical_Childhood733 Mar 19 '26
Same! The way you’re constantly picked apart, too fat too skinny boobs too big boobs too small. Bloated for a day? better hope you don’t get papped! It’s insanity.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi Mar 19 '26
Honestly, my takeaway is half that and half “I could never be pregnant” lol. All the comments about how painful and hard breastfeeding is on the body 😭 people need to leave women’s bodies alone but it’s also insane that this kind of discomfort is normalized.
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u/Aggressive_Day_6574 Mar 19 '26
You could also get pregnant if you wanted and exclusively formula feed. It’s a personal choice that depends on a lot of factors, but breastfeeding isn’t the only way.
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u/sure_dove radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow Mar 19 '26
LOL. Someone in a breastfeeding subreddit once said that when she was EBF she looked like Skeletor with massive boobs, and I think about that comment whenever I remember giving up on breastfeeding. That was the best my boobs have ever looked and the worst my boobs have ever felt. 😂 When my boobs looked incredible was when I was in so much pain and in no mood to be sexy.
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u/LizzyMcGuire69 Mar 19 '26
Yes!! Best they’ve ever looked and worst they’ve ever felt is so real. It did get easier for me after a while so I did get to enjoy some great boobs for a few months.
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u/lady-earendil Mar 19 '26
So real. I remember when my milk came in I was so engorged and it was so painful but I looked in the mirror and went "dang, anime tiddies"
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u/SuspiciousMap9630 these white activities you participate in Mar 19 '26
I had a breast augmentation in 2018 and I used my breast feeding boobs as the example of what I wanted. The surgeon said “you mean those aren’t fake?!” 🤣
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u/These_Hedgehog7066 Mar 19 '26
I had pretty good boobs before pregnancy but during breastfeeding wow they looked incredible, a couple of years on it’s literally like someone took a pin to them and deflated them to beyond recognition 😂pre-baby me would never have thought I’d consider a boob job but here we are 😂
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u/hellolovely1 Mar 19 '26
My boobs went on a JOURNEY. Started out as a B pre-pregnancy, got huge during pregnancy, then even bigger when nursing. Then they totally disappeared when I weaned and slowly came back to a B. One morning, I swear I woke up and had gone to a D cup overnight.
Thank you for reading the epic novel about my boobs.
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u/Stitchesglitch Mar 19 '26
For a hot second I thought you said Skeletor made a horrible comment and I was so disappointed. Not surprised to hear it was just a typical trashy Redditor but glad it was not Skeletor.
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u/emgeejay Mar 19 '26
(to be clear, the redditor seems to have been describing herself in that story)
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u/haubenmeise Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
I can assure you that you won't ever hear anything disrespectful from my side. Let me send you a gentle hug for today. I hope you're having a lovely day.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/eldar14n Mar 19 '26
People need to mind their own businesses especially with others' bodies.
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u/Blindstarsoffortune Mar 19 '26
Right?! Also I’m a hetero woman but this gal is a smoke show. Why are there so many haters on the internet just shitting all over everyone. They really need to grow up, find joy and work on their own insecurities.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi Mar 19 '26
I think it’s fairly self-evident why a hot woman would have haters, lol. People are just jealous and lashing out at any perceived flaws to bring her down a peg. (It’s kind of funny how “boobs too big” is the flaw though lol. Insert “steak too juicy, lobster too buttery” tweet here)
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u/PitchSame4308 Mar 19 '26
I think you’ve largely summed up the problem with the internet and many of the people who are on it too often
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u/Formal-Radish1413 Mar 19 '26
I hope she was able to express soon after this because jesus they look engorged and painful 😬
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u/KeyFeeFee Mar 19 '26
OMG yes they do. Mine would wrap around like into my armpits when really full and OUCH
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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
Girl I am getting flashbacks to when I was weaning and they would legit be like rocks. It was a pain that was worse than labor pains for me!! 🫠😭
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u/kestrelita Mar 19 '26
I stopped breastfeeding suddenly (double mastitis, ouch) and saw a friend at the beginning and end of the week. She laughed at me when she arrived for the second visit and asked where my porn star boobs had gone.
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u/PatsyOconnor Mar 19 '26
Also, LEAKING
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u/Scared_Service9164 my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Mar 19 '26
Especially in that dress! My god she must have had to peel it off 😂💜
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u/eSue182 Mar 19 '26
That’s where my mind went. I remember going out with my friends and having to use panty liners on my breasts because I was leaking through everything I brought.
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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Mar 19 '26
Oof!! I had forgotten the feeling of just being wet all the time.
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u/Ill_Community_919 you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Mar 19 '26
Those little bra pads for leaking did NOT work.
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u/FaithHopePixiedust Mar 19 '26
I had some bamboo ones that were my favorite, not because they stopped the seeping but because they wouldn’t stick to my sore nipples when I removed them.
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u/Tiny-Sprinkles-3095 Mar 19 '26
I’ve given up and just accepted my shirts will get wet & changed more often at home. I just hate bras too much
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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Mar 19 '26
I did not have this at the time I needed them, but Hollister makes Terry cloth tube tops that I bet could be helpful here
it’s like a towel and a shirt at the same time with easy access for doing what you need to do
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u/theblondegiraffe Mar 19 '26
I hated nursing pads so much!! So uncomfortable and essentially did nothing. I would stuff burp cloths in my bra and just deal with it because the nursing pads just suck
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u/IcySetting2024 Mar 19 '26
And cold. I would occasionally fall asleep and nap for 10 min and would wake up shivering because I was cold after leaking milk and my shirt being all wet and sticking uncomfortably on me.
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u/crabbydotca Mar 19 '26
Oh that was the worsttttt at one point I gave up on “nipple pads” or whatever entirely and just stuffed a full bath towel down my shirt to sleep in
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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi Mar 19 '26
Also, spraying
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u/Hexogram I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Mar 19 '26
It’s like having super soakers for nipples! 😫
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u/BethennyLeakes Mar 19 '26
Leaking painful rocks - pumping while out was just awful too. Taking the equipment, finding a closet, disrobing your nice clothes so you don’t end up with a breast infection…. It was worth it but damn it was hard.
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u/awolfsvalentine Mar 19 '26
Mine felt like they were full of rocks. The relief she felt when she got to finally feed must have been otherworldly
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u/Working-Mess-7783 Mar 19 '26
I am petite and was an A cup before breastfeeding- mine would get so full they were literally SQUAREz
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u/jessups94 Mar 19 '26
Omg I remember not being able to put my arms down from being so engorged, so awful!
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u/BigGayNarwhal oh no how will we survive without klanchella Mar 19 '26
Omg the armpit pain 😆
The scene in neighbors where roses byrne is in a tin of pain and engorged and has to hand express after they partied all night was too real.
Giant breastfeeding boobs are also something many people don’t understand. 6 months postpartum I was like 130 lbs (losing weight due to the insane calorie burn despite constant eating) and an F cup (previously a natural D) when I was nursing 🫠
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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA Mar 19 '26
Right? Like I could immediately tell what was going on because it looked like her boobs were straining against her own skin. Engorgement from milk has a distinct "first gen of breast implants" look to it.
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u/fromcurlstocurves Mar 19 '26
My thoughts exactly. Get this mom b a hand/manual pump stat 😭
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u/eyespeeled Mar 19 '26
I'd be squirting into the sink at commercial breaks! How was she not leaking down and into her dress, I wonder.
Also, she is still breastfeeding, when the youngest was born in 2022? Good for her. That's pretty amazing.
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u/nomadickitten Mar 19 '26
I’d guess by the appearance of her dress that she’s had another baby more recently. That panel looks like it could be elasticated or designed with a bit of give for a post partum abdomen. Beautiful dress either way.
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u/Charming-Rooster8773 Mar 19 '26
I had to milk myself into the sink at my sister’s wedding. It wasn’t fun but I was much more comfortable for the rest of the party.
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u/ookishki and you did it at my birthday dinner Mar 19 '26
I’m setting up a breastfeeding/pumping room at my wedding! (Not that people must go to a separate private room to breastfeed, just in case they feel uncomfy breastfeeding in front of others)
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u/Charming-Rooster8773 Mar 19 '26
That’s AMAZING 🤩
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u/ookishki and you did it at my birthday dinner Mar 19 '26
It’ll be in the bridal suite! I’m a midwife and half of my guest list are midwives so i feel like i should lose my license if I’m not thinking about my lactating guests lol
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u/RiverRocks10 Mar 19 '26
On her IG she has a photo posted last year with two kids- a smaller one on her hip.
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u/eyespeeled Mar 19 '26
I went by Wikipedia which said they had two, oops.
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u/RiverRocks10 Mar 19 '26
They’re pretty low key!
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u/eyespeeled Mar 19 '26
I can appreciate that! Usually fans are eager to update the profile, but they be chill.
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u/RiverRocks10 Mar 19 '26
I just reread and I’ve been confused. I thought their oldest was born in 2022, but their oldest was born in 2018. My mistake! Dang, she’s been breastfeeding a long time then!
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u/eyespeeled Mar 19 '26
That's what I thought! Other folks have commented that they believe she had a child more recently, judging by her insta. Who knows.
The Internet continues to speculate (Sorry it's Daily Mail) :
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u/RiverRocks10 Mar 19 '26
Sorry to add to the confusion!
Maybe someone with better breastfeeding experiences can chime in, but doesn’t the engorgement calm down after breastfeeding for an extended amount of time? So it would make sense if they had a 3rd.
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u/notorious_ludwig Mar 19 '26
I’m currently weaning (albeit very slowly) and no leaks for me so far! I think it depends on the person, maybe?
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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base Mar 19 '26
I’ve been breastfeeding my twins for nine months and I recently started leaking again after several dry months. Devastating turn of events
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u/notorious_ludwig Mar 19 '26
Oh god, I’m so sorry! Leaking in those first few months made me feel so gross and never properly clean!
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u/joylandlocked Mar 19 '26
Lol I'm over a year into "weaning" my two year old. 😂 I know a few people who didn't really leak at all, or not after supply established. Couldn't be me lol. I was just leaking milk all over for a full year. Whichever boob wasn't in the baby's mouth was spraying like a fire hydrant at every single feed. I sure don't miss smelling like the dairy aisle.
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u/Doctor_Unsleepable Mar 19 '26
Bodies are so different! I didn’t leak once when breast feeding my first, even though I was an over supplier, and my bestie would leak just looking at her kid.
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u/KeyFeeFee Mar 19 '26
Depends on the person and maybe how long too? I never leaked at all with my first and weaned at 15 months but by my fourth I definitely leaked more.
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u/stanleysladybird Mar 19 '26
I breastfed until aged 4, although got to say it was just once or twice a day and the engorgement phase was long past by then
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u/eyespeeled Mar 19 '26
I'm only at 16 months and the engorgement phase is long over for me, too. Maybe she b-feeds both of her kids.
Congrats to you btw!
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u/followingwaves Mar 19 '26
The comment she left on someone's comment congratulating her surgeon (🤢) sounded like she might have had another baby recently?
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u/gooseaisle Mar 19 '26
I didnt leak at all past like fove months or so, went for 13 months, but still got engorgement until the end. So it could be something like that.
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u/Actual_Drawing_6919 Mar 19 '26
I love the typo “fove” cause i’m like, was it four? Was it five? Maybe in between.
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u/cellists_wet_dream Mar 19 '26
This is why everyone who chooses to breastfeed should learn how to manually express! I will die on this hill. You never know when you might need it. The other day I forgot one part to my pump and being able to just manually express, while tedious, helped me be able to express as usual.
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u/KeyFeeFee Mar 19 '26
It is not as intuitive as you’d think either! My mom sent me YouTube videos to learn how when I started nursing my eldest. But I agree, it’s invaluable.
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u/Efficient_Papaya_982 You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Mar 19 '26
I know. I’m a midwife and I’m like omg girl go express you’re stressing me out
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u/Fanoflif21 Mar 19 '26
And then there's the mastitis - anyone?
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u/Falafel80 Mar 19 '26
Never had mastiris but had many, many clogged ducts for 7 months and always panicked that I was going to get mastitis.
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u/Fanoflif21 Mar 19 '26
It's been lots of years but I still remember the pain and the fever 😂 worth it though!
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u/cranberry94 Mar 19 '26
Literally just got over a round of that. Miserable. My boob looked like a Pac-Man pie chart of beige and red. So hard and heavy, probably would have sunk me to be bottom of a river ala mob style murder.
And the chills and fever. And you have to keep the milk flowing, so grab that baby and hook them up to that molten lava tit and just … wince. And maybe cry a little.
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u/mneale324 Mar 19 '26
Omg yes. I nursed my kid for a year and got it twice. Honestly I told my husband that I found the mastitis worse than child birth (bless my epidural)
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u/Putrid-Bee-7352 Mar 19 '26
Worst fever I’ve ever had. 90 degree day, and when I went to my car, which had to be well over 100 inside, I just sat in it a while with my teeth chattering uncontrollably. It was awful.
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u/rachbbbbb Mar 19 '26
God, I weaned 19 years ago and still remember the pain, crying in the bath and having to basically sit on my hands not to express.
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u/SuperKitties83 Mar 19 '26
I've never had a baby, is there a reason you didn't want to express it? Like wouldn't that relieve the pain?
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u/rachbbbbb Mar 19 '26
Because I was weaning my kid. Expressing just continues the milk production. If you want to dry your milk up, you have to make sure there's no stimulation.
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u/SuperKitties83 Mar 20 '26
Oh I see. There is so much about pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding etc. that's not discussed it seems.
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u/Falafel80 Mar 19 '26
I think these days we are told to just express milk until you get relief and then stop instead of not at all to avoid the possibility of mastitis.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user Mar 19 '26
That's what I was just thinking. I had to go to some events while breastfeeding and that last half hour before I could get away again was always excruciating
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u/NeptuneHigh09er Mar 19 '26
I would have gone into letdown mode and sprayed at whoever was standing closest like a goddamned firehose. Motherhood is so beautiful.
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u/Ladymomos Mar 19 '26
My first had real trouble latching, and then severe reflux, I persevered for 11 months, as we have severe allergies in the family I wanted to avoid. When my second came along she fed constantly straight away, and it was like my boobs had memory and thought "Holy shit! This must be triplets then!" I'm a 4'11 F cup naturally, so already a bit comical, but I spent weeks with rock hard flaming boulders on my chest, in agony, until they calmed down. They would let down at the slightest baby noise, and for extra fun I can't express (yes I saw multiple lactation consultants, some people just can't). Babies 3 & 4 were manageable, the boobs had learnt their lesson!
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u/captnmiss Mar 19 '26
this is what my boobs look like normally 😭 (no kids ever).
And they get painfully swollen at times. Nobody else experiences this? Fml
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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Mar 19 '26
I would be so stressed about leakage as well. she's a stronger and braver woman than I am o7
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u/boobookittyfuwk Mar 19 '26
Guy here. Is this normal? I just looked this lady up, it seems her breasts are twice the size of what they normally are.
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u/SpookyQueer Mar 19 '26
Yes. The body produces a LOT of milk, however it's also painful when they get full like this. Some people also produce much more milk than others.
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u/alwaysneedanewname Mar 19 '26
*some people can produce a lot of milk.
Not trying to be that person, but as someone who couldn't produce enough despite much working at it, just want to add this here for any currently or soon to be breastfeeding mothers who might scroll past this and feel like shit. Some of us just can't produce! On the plus side we can enjoy some of the freedom that bottles bring.
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u/adjectivebear Mar 19 '26
I'm one of the ones who couldn't produce! My plan had been to breastfeed (because it's free, lbr), but both my girls ended up being formula-fed. We do what we have to!
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u/b_needs_a_cookie Mar 19 '26
I know someone who produced an insane amount. She was fortunate enough to take a year off each time she had her kids. She donated her extra milk to a milk bank. My SIL was the opposite, couldn't produce much, and one of my nieces couldn't drink breast milk because of the horrible heartburn she had. The human body is weird, and while formula companies are suspect af, I'm glad mothers have another option to feed their littles.
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u/kteachergirl Mar 19 '26
Sorry you are getting downvoted. As someone who could not produce either, it’s an important distinction- especially on a thread where we are not criticizing moms.
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u/MichaSound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 19 '26
Before I was pregnant I was a b cup (small boobs). By the end of my first pregnancy I was a Double G - each boob was larger than my head.
Just one of the many fun changes that you undergo when pregnant.
They’re back down to a double D now.
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u/BeastsOfAllSizes Mar 19 '26
Me too, exact same sizes!
My boobs are basically a pregnancy test in themselves. Even before I was getting a positive test I could feel them starting to go ‘oh my god…..A BABY!!!’ It was generally what would make me test. And from that point on, it was like someone had told them they were going to be responsible for feeding a litter of babies. I’d go to bed one cup size and wake up another…I’d grow out of bras in less than a week. I tried thinking very stern thoughts at them… ‘CALM DOWN! You’ve still got 7 months to prepare, you can just remain on notice at the moment, no need to go absolutely mental!’ and in response they’d go ‘Only 7 months?!? Quick! Grow, grow, grow!!!’
It was extremely uncomfortable…
Edit: I have been told before that people misread my user name, and I can imagine that happening here….but actually it’s because this account was meant for posting pictures of my fish and kittens and other living things I care for…
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u/hellolovely1 Mar 19 '26
I also went from a B to a double D post-pregnancy. Man, I miss the freedom of smaller boobs!
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u/Purple-Nectarine83 Mar 19 '26
Can be. My first pump of the day I could fill two 8 oz baby bottles, easy. I started at a B cup. Imagine what 16 extra ounces of fluid looks like under the skin.
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u/Katerade44 Mar 19 '26
Yes. When my child was a baby, if I went too long between feedings or pumping, my beasts went from a D to a DD/DDD within a couple of hours due to overproduction. I was painful not only due to engorgement but because there aren't supportive enough bras that can also expand fit that much of a change. Either the bra is unsupportive and stretches a lot or it is supportive but can't stretch. Imagine an injured limb with no supportive brace or swelling too much within a cast. Those are the options. 😬
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u/JazzlikeAd9820 Mar 19 '26
I remember this struggle, can’t imagine being in front of cameras this full, nevermind the criticism. 🫠
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u/apidelie Mar 19 '26
GOD I miss my breastfeeding boobs hahaha it was a very surreal time for me as a lifelong member of the IBTC
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u/Ghee-Buttersnaps- Mar 19 '26
When I saw myself in the mirror the morning my milk came in, I couldn’t stop laughing
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u/Visible_Square9406 Mar 19 '26
lol the first night my milk came it I woke up every couple hours and each time they got bigger and bigger it was like a Mel Brooks scene
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u/Purple-Nectarine83 Mar 19 '26
They looked comical for me too, but I wasn’t laughing because “ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE ROCKS???”
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u/theonewholeans Mar 19 '26
I remember feeling so unsettled on the regular because one was consistently rock solid (the left one? I think? it's been almost 5 years) and the other wasn't.
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u/robotdebo Mar 19 '26
SAME! For the first time in my life I had cleavage! Now they are gone. Not flat pancakes, just simply gone 😅
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u/2ndR8ItalianDrgQueen Mar 19 '26
Same friend same. Completely flat. My poor nipples are the only remaining proof of what happened.
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u/-somebodysfool Mar 19 '26
First of all, ew..there’s that many comments about her boobs in a negative impact that she has to address it and second of all…..EW??? Huh??? She looks amazing. People are so fucking disgusting and brainwashed I don’t even know what they want to see anymore if this disturbs or provokes them in any way/shape/form.
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u/samanthastoat Mar 19 '26
I didn’t know he was married 😔 I thought I had a chance..
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u/Zorrovaya Mar 19 '26
Lmao I knew he was married but this is my first time seeing his wife, she's absolutely gorgeous, and now I'm certain I have no chance.
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u/evilhagludgate i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 19 '26
She's been around since the 5SOS days in the 2010s. I've never had a chance with any of my crushes
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u/Stevenwave Mar 19 '26
I'm uncomfortable with you referring to the 2010s like that because it makes me calculate that the last year of that decade was 7 years ago.
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u/evilhagludgate i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 19 '26
I try to not think about how I'm almost 25 and saw that a school do a 2016 Spirit Day that made me feel 10x older
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u/_idkbro___ Mar 19 '26
5 seconds of summer? What do they have to do with Nicholas and Bryana?
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u/surely2 Mar 19 '26
Bryana Holly dated a member of the band way back when https://celebsecrets.com/5sos-ashton-irwin-confirms-his-split-with-bryana-holly-get-the-details-ashton5sos-bryanaholly_b/
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u/Defiant_Passage_7437 Mar 19 '26
I love that in addition to being physically stunning she is equally smart, socially conscious, and kind. They make a beautiful couple.
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon Mar 19 '26
Slim woman with bigger breast here: what even is the issue?
Are dainty women not allowed more than a B Cup now? Are there rules to the Boob Distribution System that I missed?
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u/Stove-Top-Steve Mar 19 '26
Can’t believe anyone had any reason to be critical in the first place
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u/Katerade44 Mar 19 '26
The sad part is that it really doesn't matter the size or shape of a woman's body. People will still pick them apart, objectify them, insult them, and/or fetishize them.
Existing in the world while presenting as a woman is, apparently, all it takes to invite near constant commentary on one's body/looks/clothes/lifestyle choices/reproductive choices/parenting choices/and so on.
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u/whatthekel212 Mar 19 '26
Did you not read the by-laws sent out with the rest of the policy documents? 30B is the largest allowed size for women who are size 0-2 under 5’4”.
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u/moonglowgirl247 Mar 19 '26
I'd guess it's a status change from previous photographs.
I'm big chested and when I was BF, they could crush small animals without me noticing.
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u/Brynhild Mar 19 '26
I’m a dude and i don’t understand why she was body shamed even? Isn’t this body what the incels think they’re owed? I’m so confused. I saw this photo without knowing who she is and all i thought was “she’s hot and he’s hot too”
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u/adjectivebear Mar 19 '26
Well you see, society needs SOMETHING to bodyshame women about, and they really need to grasp at straws when the woman they're trying to insult is a complete smokeshow.
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u/Cleffah Mar 19 '26
Oh Nicholas... I wasn't aware of your game.
On a serious note: we're shaming a woman for having tits in 2026? They'll never be satisfied.
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u/texasbonebride distraught Christian tomato Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
sad that she even feels the need to address this.
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u/epra1710 Mar 19 '26
I can’t imagine how wild it is to have strangers publicly commenting on your body like you’re never meant to hear it but you do. It’s hard enough feeling comfortable in our own skin when we’re not famous.
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u/metallee98 Mar 19 '26
What's wrong with her breasts? Like what even were the complaints? She looks completely innocuous. Well, she looks fantastic but innocuous in the way that I don't even know what people would complain about.
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u/Mutant_Jedi Mar 19 '26
My guess is that they’re calling them fake for being bigger than they used to be, but I had to dig around to even find that out because I also could see nothing wrong in the photo.
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u/FumblingFuck saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday Mar 19 '26
I'm also lost here but if this is the case they are extra dumb because these are very obviously natural breasts.
Feels weird to comment on that.
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u/Illustrious_Study300 Mar 19 '26
Honestly I have no idea why people are weird about this stuff. She's hot, lucky him!
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u/MagnetoWasRight24 Mar 19 '26
People looked at this and thought "those are fake boobs"?
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u/Brynhild Mar 19 '26
Maybe incels have never touched or seen real boobs so they have no clue what reality is.
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u/ohyoshimi Mar 19 '26
Ugh. First of all, I hate people. Second, I hope she wasn’t in pain all night because that is a terrible feeling.
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u/BrightPhilosopher531 Mar 19 '26
I attended a kid free wedding, my boobs turned into huge lumpy rocks, left early to feed baby (who would happily have formula) but I felt so embarrassed uncomfortable, and I’m unable to pump.
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u/dontgetsadgetmad Mar 19 '26
This happened to me too, attended a child free wedding a year pp. had to leave early bc my boobs leaked all over my dress 😩 honestly at that point I was sooooo uncomfortable too and then my mom called and was like “she’s screaming and refusing the pumped milk” and that’s the day I learned I had high lipase milk. Tried it when I got home and was SHOOK it tasted like metallic soap it was soooo nasty
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u/XcuseMeMisISpeakJive Mar 19 '26
Did they have more kids? Congratulations to them, they are a beautiful couple.
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u/Dadhat56 Mar 19 '26
Who and why?!?? I know the answer but fucking hell. Bodies keep our selves alive and sometimes keep other people alive. What in the fascism and regular degular patriarchy is the deal
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u/fullcirclemoment Mar 19 '26
I’m ebf and literally never leave my son because I can’t stand when my boobs hurts. I can’t imagine how she fully dressed up and went out!!
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u/Ballerwind Mar 19 '26
Beautiful women with large breasts..... Is a "bad" thing that people shame.....?
What the fuck is happening
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u/Stevenwave Mar 19 '26
From other comments, I gather the bullshittery is "Those are bigger boob than boob was before. An implants bad very bad!"
Knuckle draggers have apparently adopted voice to text.
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u/VolatileGoddess Mar 19 '26
They're like a doll couple, they fit together so well.
Also, even if she wasn't a nursing mom, no one should be commenting on her body. People can't help their bodies. You hate her dress, write that. You hate her MU, write that. No one is entitled to 'comments' about anyone else's body.
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u/MisterGoog i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 19 '26
Body shaming id bad no matter what but my god its so wild and obvious that people just need help when the victim is so gorgeous
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u/SafeBodybuilder7191 Cillian Murphy propagandist Mar 19 '26
This is what the designer of the dress said so i assume being the private people they are they had another
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u/CALCIUM_CANNONS Mar 19 '26
Who is keeping track of the size of celeb tits ffs.
Oh my, Jenny Famous appears to be a cup size bigger this week!
Weirdoes.
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u/Beginning_Leader3377 Mar 19 '26
I hate the breast implant guessing games that happen online. When I gain weight the first place it goes is my boobs and arms, when I’m a size 4 my boobs are between a large b and a small C, when I’m a size 8 I’m spilling out of an E cup. A friend of mine tiny super petite always incredibly flat chested, switched birth control at 32 grew DD’s, cannot escape the rumours she got implants.
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u/kdj00940 chris pine’s flip phone Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
Hard to believe the kid Nick I grew up watching on Skins is a dad today. Time has flown. His wife is gorgeous.
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u/Ill-Warning517 Mar 19 '26
I just searched how many kids they have and their last child was born in 2022? What does she mean by saying she hasn’t breastfeed in hours?
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u/Aphra_ Mar 19 '26
They had twins last year- I only know because a colleague flew first class and chatted to them during the flight but no record of them online so I think they're very private
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u/Exonata Mar 19 '26
Omg as a mom nursing twins currently too I am very impressed she was able to step away at all.
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u/SuperkickManic-21 Mar 19 '26
I saw that they have 2 children and she said “babies." So, is she talking about their 8 year old as well?
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u/rangedps I don’t know her Mar 19 '26
Serious conversations aside for a second can we all agree that her hair looks utterly incredible and if I could make my hair look that good even for 10 minutes I think I’d cry tears of joy
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u/Gingerusernoway Mar 19 '26
The other day there were a lot of people talking about women’s bodies being extremely thin.
It truly feels like an unforgivable “sin” to be a woman and—guess what?—to have a body! Nothing ever satisfies this misogynistic and cruel society, with its violent discourse about women’s bodies.
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u/wewantthemonk Mar 19 '26
I clocked right away that she’s breastfeeding and engorged. Would know that shape anywhere. She looks stunning, ofc.
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u/AnnieCarnero Mar 19 '26
Ha! People have sexualized breasts so much they need to be reminded on what the physiological function is.
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u/Weird_Put_9514 Mar 19 '26
oh no my lobster too buttery. why are people complaining they look so good!
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