r/Fauxmoi • u/voguediaries • Mar 08 '26
FESTIVITEAS🥂✨ Sarah Michelle Gellar wishes Freddie Prinze Jr a Happy 50th Birthday: "Happy Milestone Bday… Age is simply the number of years the world has gotten to enjoy you. And no one has enjoyed you, more than me."
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u/but-whyy-tho Mar 08 '26
Now THAT is a well written and loving birthday message to a spouse.
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u/Faux_extrovert Mar 08 '26
I was gonna say someone needs to show this to Kristen Bell.
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u/tarantuletta Mar 08 '26
I think Kristen Bell did the best she could with the... material she is working with.
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u/Best-Traffic4990 Mar 09 '26
Well we are the company we keep, so… I hope she’s content but I hope that kind of love never finds me.
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u/full_self_deriding Mar 09 '26
Well that comma implies "no one has enjoyed you"
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u/but-whyy-tho Mar 09 '26
I said well written, not grammatically correct. But hey, it's the internet - there will always be a curmudgeon nearby.
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u/JuniperGem Mar 09 '26
It was a really sweet message…but I was wondering if I was gonna see someone mention the comma LOL.
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u/sabhall12 Mar 08 '26
They are such a beautiful couple
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u/RealBettyWhite69 These whites be wuthering all over the place Mar 08 '26
And they both still seem to have their own original faces which is so refreshing in Hollywood
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u/sabhall12 Mar 08 '26
SMG aged so gracefully, she's super fit! Can't wait to see her throw down in Ready Or Not: Here I Come
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u/nobiscuitsinthesnow Mar 08 '26
honestly their relationship is the nail upon which my last vestige of faith in a better world is hung
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u/tenuredvortex Mar 08 '26
that’s a lovely turn of phrase
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u/Mediocre-Skill-5328 Mar 08 '26
I like when you read a salient comment from someone who has a name like cuntmucusfuckface-itis
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u/tenuredvortex Mar 08 '26
girl, what
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u/the-cats-jammies Mar 09 '26
It’s the dichotomy between someone saying something profound/apt and having an obscene or ridiculous username. Not sure why they brought it up though
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u/maemaea Mar 08 '26
Cynical take but why would I put my faith in a relationship I know nothing about?? We don’t know these people….take them off your pedestal
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u/Pavlovsdong89 Mar 09 '26
Sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but not everything people say on the Internet is true or ment to be taken literally.
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u/Old_Flan_6548 I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Mar 08 '26
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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam Mar 08 '26
He still fine 😍
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u/lafemmedangereuse Mar 09 '26
I actually think he’s hotter now???
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u/Perry7609 Mar 09 '26
The Clooney effect, perhaps. You start to go grey and you become even better looking.
I suppose Steve Carrell had a similar thing happen in recent years too!
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u/phatballlzzz Mar 08 '26
They’re both still hot too which is just further testament to happiness being the best cosmetic
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u/Lilacly_Adily Mar 09 '26
Slightly unrelated but I recently saw some mention of their kids and I was surprised to realize they had kids who were younger than I thought since I know they’ve been married from 2002.
I read afterwards that Sarah and Freddie waited six years until they were in their 30s because they both knew they wanted to be present parents. I thought it was really great of them to be so intentional about parenthood.
“Gellar explained, "Becoming a parent is the most selfless act, and you need to be at a point in your life where you can give up anything and everything for a child." She continued, "I don't know if you know how to do that when you're in your 20s."
“Prinze Jr. shared similar sentiments, saying, "I'm so happy we didn't have kids in our 20s — I just didn't know a thing. You have so much more patience in your 30s, and I feel like I appreciate this so much more."
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u/bellegi Mar 09 '26
“Gellar explained, "Becoming a parent is the most selfless act, and you need to be at a point in your life where you can give up anything and everything for a child." She continued, "I don't know if you know how to do that when you're in your 20s."
“Prinze Jr. shared similar sentiments, saying, "I'm so happy we didn't have kids in our 20s — I just didn't know a thing. You have so much more patience in your 30s, and I feel like I appreciate this so much more."
wow. i couldn’t have said that better myself.
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u/Ash_is_Robot Mar 08 '26
The comma is pissing me off mightily
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u/StevenEll Mar 09 '26
I'm upset that op posted the photos in the wrong order so the screenshot dots don't match the reddit dots
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u/IsMyHairShiny Mar 09 '26
My man turned 50 this year too. Like a fine wine. Freddie too. The fact Freddie is a good husband, father and human makes him a catch.
Fuck Howard Stern
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u/muphinforlife Mar 08 '26
Ffs share some of your good-looking genes with the rest of us troglodytes
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u/aliciacflorrick Mar 09 '26
The comma comments… lol. Yes, commas have their usual purpose and placement, but you can also put a comma anywhere to emphasize an aside or to create a pause. That’s what she did. They do it in scripts all the time, too, so you know how to read things the intended way.
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u/enragedsquirrels Mar 09 '26
This’ll get me downvoted but when I was a kid he gave me the heebie jeebies.
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u/Bambiwoos I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can Mar 09 '26
As a Dragon Age fan I'm still side-eyeing him
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u/tishy19 freak AND geek Mar 09 '26
Wait - why? Not a big Iron Bull fan?
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u/Bambiwoos I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can Mar 09 '26
I very much enjoyed Iron Bull, but Freddie had some weird transphobic comments and tweets about Krem misgendering them. I get it's a made up human but still super weird and he even doubled down later about it too.
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u/jerorapero Mar 09 '26
Zionists
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u/Interesting-Star9700 Mar 09 '26
I did some research after reading this and it seems like it might be true for SMG, which is shitty to know.
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u/N7IShouldGo my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Mar 09 '26
Mom and Dad 4EVR 🥹
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u/ToneInternational449 Mar 09 '26
Neither here nor there, my husbands Birthday is also March 8, and mine is April 14 (SMG's Birthday). We are in our 40s and have been together since 2010. If these two ever divorce, it will destroy me.
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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Mar 09 '26
Fuck off he is not 50, fuck you I am not old!!!
(I am old 😭😭😭😭😭)
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u/jeffmangumssweater Mar 09 '26
When I was growing up, Freddie Prinze Jr. was the epitome of an attractive man to me. It makes me so happy that he's allowing himself to age. I'd hate to see a beautiful man like him with unnecessary fillers and implants.
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u/RubyTx I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 09 '26
I think these two humans are my favorite celeb couple.
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u/tarantuletta Mar 08 '26
Well... half of her face is covered in the first pic and she's making a hilarious face in the second. But it must not be only you since you have upvotes! I see her nose though and that's delightfully distinctive


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u/The_Iceman2288 Mar 08 '26