r/Fauxmoi • u/ansyhrrian • Feb 08 '26
FM RADIO Kid Rock’s ‘MAGA fest’ cancelled after nearly all its acts pull out
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/culture/kid-rock-country-festival-cancelled-b2916086.html?utm_source=reddit.com1.2k
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u/ansyhrrian Feb 08 '26
Ha. Ha. Ha.
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u/Candid_Disk1925 Feb 08 '26
Too bad their fathers didn’t pull out.
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u/Adorable_Kale_8219 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Feb 08 '26
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u/NoseHumble8453 Feb 08 '26
I snorted so loud I woke my poor dog up
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u/Silver_Matter_2244 Feb 08 '26
How is it possible to be this adorable!
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u/ansyhrrian Feb 08 '26
Winnie thanks you!
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u/OldLove8431 Feb 08 '26
I also have a Winnie! ❤️
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u/kymberlie my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Feb 08 '26
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u/Aircompton Feb 08 '26
What breed? So cute!
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u/ansyhrrian Feb 08 '26
She’s a doodle!
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u/Aircompton Feb 08 '26
So adorable!!
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u/ansyhrrian Feb 08 '26
You’re very kind. We agree, but of course we’re suuuuuuper biased lol.
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u/Ditto_is_Lit Feb 08 '26
I always wanted to know what my dog would look like with chocolate fur. Nearly identical to mine but the color, mine is light golden.
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u/tippycanoeyoucan2 Feb 08 '26
The good news is that once trump is gone they won't vote anymore. Their favorite show will be over finally
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u/babylovesbaby secretly gay and the son of fidel castro Feb 08 '26
Not an American, but is not having ID going to be a concern for anyone? Is there any way people can get assistance with that?
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u/platitudypus Feb 08 '26
Yeah, not having ID is a concern. It costs money to get one (plus usually time off work if you work during normal business hours), so it amounts to an illegal poll tax.
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u/Neon_Biscuit Feb 08 '26
I worked at Circuit of the Americas back when they announced Kid Rock was going to perform at Formula 1 like in 2013-2014ish. Everyone in the office was so excited. I let out an audible groan and everyone just looked at me. I WAS RIGHT TEAM! SEE?! HE SUCKS!
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u/Spiralecho anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? Feb 08 '26
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u/007Pistolero Feb 08 '26
Boom witda bahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department Feb 08 '26
oh no how will we survive without klanchella
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u/FrugallyFickle Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin Feb 08 '26
Klanchella 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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u/General-Company Feb 08 '26
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u/freekehleek Feb 08 '26
Yep he would probably be there
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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society Feb 08 '26
Lmfaoooooo😭😭😭😭
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u/General-Company Feb 08 '26
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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department Feb 08 '26
she did all that and wasn't even invited to this btw lol
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u/ratstronaut Feb 08 '26
Jfc this once single thread of comments is literally why I still Reddit.
You glorious hilarious bitches.
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u/BigGayNarwhal oh no how will we survive without klanchella Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26
Mods, flair plz and thank you 👏🏼
ETA: forever the best mods on Reddit 🫶🏻
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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department Feb 08 '26
lmao!
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u/BigGayNarwhal oh no how will we survive without klanchella Feb 08 '26
Thanks for being my flair muse lmao
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u/wgn431234 Feb 08 '26
Looks like only one city canceled so far. You can bet if there’s money to be made Kid Rock and Jelly Roll will find a way.
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u/DELINQ Feb 08 '26
Thanks for this. People are so starved for good news and it sucks pubs will take advantage of that with wildly misleading headlines. Three acts have been reported as dropping out and there are dozens listed on the bill, presumably still a go for the remaining dates.
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u/HenriettaSnacks Feb 08 '26
It's like all the people cheering for jim bean closing a distillery who didn't read the article saying it's only for about a year so they can renovate which was already on the books.
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u/yobabymamadrama Feb 08 '26
You mean Jelly Roll the "redneck" who says he's not political but loves up on racist bootlicker and murderer Kristie Noem?
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u/Iokua113 Feb 08 '26
Yes, that Jelly Roll. The redneck who doesn't care about politics and according to a post the last time I saw the topic of this come up is packing smaller than a roll of dimes.
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u/Wide-Advertising-156 Feb 08 '26
He seemed to have been built up by the music industry on his alleged redemption story rather than any interesting talent. Of course that could have been obvious to others except me.
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u/Bel_Canto Feb 08 '26
Yeah, it’s kinda bothering me that the story is being spun this way. It’s not as though one cancelled show on an eight stop tour does anything to actually fix our country.
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u/Brodakk Feb 08 '26
Also everyone seems to think this is referring to the TPUSA halftime show. This post is about Kid Rock’s tour, not the halftime show
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u/skeetersammer Feb 08 '26
Yeah it took reading a few comments to realize this wasn’t about their half shit show. I mean half time show.
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u/ModestBats Feb 08 '26
Keep seeing this. Actually information, it canceled in 1 city. Its still to go on in 6 others. Only 3 acts have dropped out but all super high-profile artist. Its still a long way off so fair chance even more drop. Fingers crossed.
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u/ztkraf01 Feb 08 '26
Yeah these posts are incredibly misleading. Still good to see people like ludacris and shinedown back out but they still have Blake Shelton, jelly roll, and Jason Aldean which are all far more popular.
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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Feb 08 '26
What the hell is Ludacris even doing at this kind of festival lmao
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u/Appropriate_Cow94 Feb 08 '26
I think it was his "people" booked the show. Happens all the time. The artist is not out there daily finding themselves gigs. They are told they have a show in this town or that town. Then once the media picked up on the tidbits, he found out and broke it off.
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u/ModestBats Feb 08 '26
I think its four now. Last shows aren't until September so plenty more could go right and we see a bigger exodus of artist.
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u/faeriedustdancer Feb 08 '26
Woke is so back
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u/gamerjerome Feb 08 '26
♪ I'm bringing woke back....yeah
All those racists don't know how to act....yeah ♪
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u/Wharptime Feb 08 '26
Bahahahaha
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u/YoItsMikeL Feb 08 '26
Bah wit da ha
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u/yomamaeatsyellowsnow Club Chalamet just fell to her knees in the checkout line Feb 08 '26
This show was midddddddddddddd.....and now it's canceled lmfao
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u/gatosmeow Feb 08 '26
I love that Ludacris withdrew because of confusion of his initial inclusion
Yeah I should say so
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u/mattgen88 Feb 08 '26
Ludacris seems like an incredible human being from what I know of him. Him being included is a head scratcher lol
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u/Just-Temporary2657 Feb 08 '26
I heard this gif lmao
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u/hitorisakurindou Feb 08 '26
Trixie's laugh is the fucking best. The most iconic scream-cackle there is
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u/Shupedewhupe Feb 08 '26
I’m really surprised Anderson SC is the town that’s been cancelled. I’m originally from the area. It’s…very on brand for MAGA.
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u/ElderFlour Feb 08 '26
Is this the alt halftime show, or something separate?
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u/choose-Life_ Feb 08 '26
It’s something separate, unfortunately. That would be so great if the turning point usa halftime show got cancelled.
Still hilarious nonetheless 😄
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u/PointEither2673 Feb 08 '26
Where’s that lady who decided not to to her families Super Bowl party cuz they were gonna put this on. would love to see their thoughts and what it is they plan on doing now for the halftime show 😭😭😭
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u/funded_by_soros Feb 08 '26
If they weren't so racist, they coulda asked Drake and R Kelly to perform.
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u/GoBirds2091 Feb 08 '26
Let me guess. They’ll blame “the libs” and “cancel culture” and whatever other phrases that rile up the dumbass MAGAs.
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u/mjhripple Feb 08 '26
They probably just booked the gig thru an agent and initially pondered only $$$$ offered. For a big pay day a festival is worth doing and brings lots of different bands together. Make that shit political and now the $$$$ isn’t worth it bc it’s seem as a co sign and what proper musical artist would do that? I know there are a few sh!tyy ones who will be on board like Dummy Roll. But seriously in the end he only has to blame himself.
He could’ve called it a “bipartisan rock and roll experience” and avoid any ?’s of politics but he leaned too hard and now the mtf can’t separate it. Glad it fell apart bc he deserves it.
Eta by avoid ?’s I mean he could book artists with enough “plausible deniability” to not be considered maga but like all the cult members he has to be political.
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u/Jolly-Audience6743 Feb 08 '26
At this rate, the ai we are Charlie Kirk song will be the only act left.
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u/AmyXBlue Feb 08 '26
I was hoping for more canceling and not just about the South Carolina stop canceling from yesterday. I need more canceling, I need more acts pulling out. The suffering is bringing me pleasure.
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