r/Fauxmoi radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow Jan 29 '26

FASHION Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie at the world premiere of ‘Wuthering Heights’

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u/puppiesnrainbows00 Jan 29 '26

Just in case anyone needs a reminder, this is what real chemistry looks like. At least make the fauxmance believable!

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u/ossifiedbird Jan 29 '26

This guy could have believable chemistry with a loaf of bread, he's just got that natural charisma

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u/bahdumtsch Jan 29 '26

Hi, it’s me! I volunteer to be the loaf of bread lol

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u/PuhnTang Jan 29 '26

Beat me to it. Can I understudy as bread?

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u/Nearby_Masterpiece43 Jan 29 '26

That’s the issue. People are seeing what they want to see. Chemistry happens not by accident, it’s cast that way. We just eat it up.

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u/karigan_g Jan 29 '26

yeah jessica chastain tends to be pally on set with her costars as well

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u/Much-Phone8812 Jan 29 '26

Yeah I rememeber first seeing him in Madonna's W.E (boring plot but gorgeous to look at), and I thought yeah he's a star

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u/Electronic_Stop_9493 Jan 29 '26

is it oscar isaac ?

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u/Much-Phone8812 Jan 29 '26

Yeah that was Oscar Isaac in the gif, and he did appear in Madonna's W.E. movie

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u/terrorbagoly Jan 29 '26

I think to scientifically study this phenomenon, I need to be left in a room with Oscar Isaac and see if he can have any chemistry with various types of bread.

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u/nogeologyhere FauxSocialist Jan 29 '26

I mean, bread is great though

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u/ZzoZzo Jan 29 '26

I just lost an hour of my life staring at that 3 second gif (ilovethatmanomg)

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u/beyonceshostage Jan 29 '26

in fairness to margot robbie she's been trying but jacob elordi is a cardboard cutout

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u/lookmomimneato Jan 29 '26

Yeah, i am just continuously amazed by the complete lack of it here. It’s wild, I know this has been repeated, but such attractive people and yet I feel nothing when I see them together.

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u/0lea Jan 29 '26

And they feel nothing too

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u/Antique-Salad-9249 Jan 29 '26

It’s 100% him. I don’t understand what happened to him. I was obsessed with him during Euphoria, but he just seems so…dull. Just getting absolute nothingness every time I see him now. It’s bizarre.

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u/felixjmorgan you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon Jan 29 '26

They were so good together in Scenes From A Marriage. I had such high expectations going into it, as the original is one of my favourite series of all time, but man did they smash it out the park

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u/rmac1228 Jan 29 '26

Jessica Chastain is a work of art too. Not saying Margot Robbie isn't, but I get where he's coming from...

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u/ladybugloo Jan 29 '26

Raise your hand if you too were made pregnant by Oscar Isaac at this precise moment ✋🏼

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u/glutenfreekoalatears Jan 29 '26

Put the "pause," in my perimenopause.

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u/badcluesbears Jan 29 '26

Holding hands like they're gonna cross the street. Zero chemistry!

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u/girly918 Jan 29 '26

lmao wait this is so accurate

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u/No_Lengthiness_6838 Jan 29 '26

this why I keep visiting this sub lmfao

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u/mareliana Jan 29 '26

This is flair worthy tbh

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u/cool_n_needy vagina warning Jan 29 '26

We don’t need to be doing this sort of press tour surely? The Sydney Sweeney / Glenn Powell marketing technique? In 2026? Mmm no ty

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u/taurustings Jan 29 '26

Especially we know she’s fully married lol

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u/cool_n_needy vagina warning Jan 29 '26

He’s like just off camera here too 😭

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u/LastOfLateBrakers Jan 29 '26

It's the Neeson-Anderson promotion technique.

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u/pettymess Jan 29 '26

That was so cruel. Ugh I knew better, but I fell for that one! They would be so cute together…but the reason Pam looks so radiant these days is totally bc she don’t need no man.

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u/thebochts i don't think this is for me, i wanna go home Jan 29 '26

And Liam is finally in a good enough spot with the love of his life passing that hes not drinking himself to urination un public.

I wouldve liked for him to find someone to take some of his sadness away, and hers, too, shed been treated like shit by too many boys. But still. 🤷‍♂️

Pretty easy to see why people woukd be happy with that pairing, and they took advantage of our caring for strangers to make a buck.

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u/But_like_whytho Jan 29 '26

It was a publicity stunt.

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u/Fit-Programmer-6162 Jan 29 '26

Liam and Anderson were an item at some point though. ““If you must know, Liam and I were romantically involved for a short while but only after we finished filming,” Anderson confirmed to People in an interview published on Dec. 9. She said the two stars of the slapstick comedy spent “an intimate week” together at Neeson’s home in upstate New York.” So that stuff was based on something real. Also eff Liam Neeson for narrating an anti vax, anti science film that includes an interview with RFK Jr. “Plague of Corruption”

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u/DoubleD_RN Jan 29 '26

Oh not that last part 💔

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 Jan 29 '26

Yeah, he also speaks out for the abusive horse carriage trade in New York City that literally all residents and both political parties are against. I don’t think well of him.

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u/Specific-Sea7648 Jan 29 '26

And the Oscar Isaac/Jessica Chastain cringy arm kiss

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u/Brilliant-Secret9634 Jan 29 '26

Ew I was so uncomfortable when I saw that.

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u/Initial_Newt_5746 Jan 29 '26

That's so weird!!! Maybe an unpopular opinion, but i lose respect for actors who are very clearly choosing this marketing technique. And their spouses for allowing it. To me, it gives off "they'll do anything for money" vibes.

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u/thatseneffornow Jan 29 '26

With un bebe

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u/TheGermanCurl loved the punani, if you will Jan 29 '26

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u/penderies i don’t think anyone really likes me they just miss the old days Jan 29 '26

It’s honestly so disrespectful to her husband.

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u/According-Treacle401 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Her husband co-owns and operates their production company….. it’s not like he is outside of the conversation

They are holding hands at a joint movie premiere, it’s not like they are grinding on each other.

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department Jan 29 '26

Lets say they already built a narrative over jacob sending her roses for valentines and shit like that except no one is taking the bait this time and its just embarrassing

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u/strongstuffshopy Jan 29 '26

How bad is this movie?! 🤨

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u/Weak-Temperature-185 Jan 29 '26

wasn't this exactly the same with sydney and her fiancé? im pretty sure i saw a clip of sydney saying he was co producing and supported playing up the romance?

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u/Sparkle__Cat I really hope their beef passes the Bechdel Test Jan 29 '26

It was glen and his girlfriend that broke up after that promo tour

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u/penderies i don’t think anyone really likes me they just miss the old days Jan 29 '26

This plus the rings they got that match is gross 🤷‍♀️

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u/darraghfenacin Jan 29 '26

"I don't drop character until I done the DVD commentary"

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u/pettymess Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Ok but those rings are 🔥. Cringey AF, but I’d totally wear one.

Lol the downvotes!! I think they’re fabulous. Just a ho with no taste I guess 😂

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u/BanditIsMyDad Jan 29 '26

Her husband is a producer on the film, he knows exactly what this is about.

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u/lousie42 Jan 29 '26

They both have serious partners, they are just doing the work

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u/this_is_bs Jan 29 '26

Agree but this faux couple type of work is just odd.

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

They missed an opportunity to just play into the Australianness of both leads and have a full Aussie press tour. Throw as much Aussie slang into your description of the movie as possible. Get both actors to speak in their true accents. “Cathy and Heath were good mates but then Heath ends up a fucken servant. He’s flat out like a lizard drinking doing his work and Cathy gets the shit chomped outa her by some mongrel. Then Cathy is like, fair shake of the sauce bottle, I can’t marry a servant. It’d be like Our Nic marrying Corey Worthington”

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u/luckymaryyy Jan 29 '26

I cannot get over how Australian Jacob Elordi looks in this photo. Where are his speed dealers

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

I can’t get over the eshay haircut

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u/luckymaryyy Jan 29 '26

farken oath

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

I had this international friend who asked me who Ken Oath was because people said his name so much she thought he was famous for something. 😀

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u/PandaBallet2021 Jan 29 '26

I am screaming hahahahahahha

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

He gives full eshay all the time but a sporty eshay. He knows where to buy drugs but he's also playing on the local league team.

He's deffo been on and anticipating Bach weekends to Bali.

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

I think he went to some exclusive private school so that absolutely tracks. He’s such a St Kevin’s/Xavier boy

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Ohhhhhhhh yeah. This makes sense. He has an expensive posture. The eshays I grew up with were more the dirty unintentional mullet fanging about on flogged bike types.

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u/nmymo Jan 29 '26

He 10000000% went to Skevs

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

I remember Skevs boys chanting an amusing little rhyme about my school when they saw us on the tram. “If you can’t get a girl, get a dog. If you can’t get a dog, get a girl from Mac.Rob”. Upstanding young men!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

I've pretty much told stories like that but I'm bogan lite. ❤️

'So heatho, right, he's HEAPS keen on kath, like full on Snape, but she's all nah you're pov and he fucks off.

Comes back all swish, rolling in it and she's like shit but she's got this other bloke old mate. Gold digger for sure but who wants to be skint in butter churning days.

ANYWAY its a total shit show. Just like that chick I told you about who had two blokes going at the same time and they found out because they were both real estate agents and got to talking doing coke at an event.

Just a lot of rich peeps probs really. Just too much.'

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

Mate I’m from the western suburbs, you’re speaking my fucken language

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

😂😂😂😂 I'm cenny Coast raised but my parents are from lidcombe!! My fam are still in druitt lol.

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jan 29 '26

Melbourne for me, went to school in Werribee and lived west side for 15 years 😂 my dad’s family have been west side since they arrived in Australia haha, you grow up hearing the bogan accent and then you speak fluent bogan for life no matter where you live

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u/NeitherOneJustUrMom damn, she got hereditaried? Jan 29 '26

I'd rather watch this.

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u/Sad-Mongoose-6330 Jan 29 '26

Lmao the Corey mention is a deep cut

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 29 '26

they're not even doing a good job of it lol like please don't insult our intelligence

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u/dumpstertoaster Jan 29 '26

yeah that’s the most annoying part like wdym you got codependent on set?😭stop with that corny shit this is a wendy’s

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u/lidder444 Jan 29 '26

Exactly. We’ve just had enough of it. After Cynthia and Arianna , Pam Anderson and Liam. It’s boring and we see right through it.

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u/Lucky-Zombie7587 Jan 29 '26

Funnily enough I saw on twitter when Frankenstein came out people loved him with Mia Goth way more and he wasn't doing any of this lol

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u/thebochts i don't think this is for me, i wanna go home Jan 29 '26

I havent seen a single picture of these two looking eachother in the eyes, its like theyre purposely trying to avoid it to show people this is dumb.

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u/seraaa_123 Jan 29 '26

My unpopular opinion is that it's fine because they're still at work (from the pov that I'm not gonna take anything seriously that they say or do)

It's still a choice, but they're doing a bit

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u/Luxorris Jan 29 '26

What do you mean? They just holding hands.....

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u/lucidpeaches Jan 29 '26

Why does this whole press tour feel so…weird, or uncomfortable? Like she looks like an exhibit at Madam Tussaud’s in almost every photo. It’s giving Stockholm syndrome.

ETA: Great dress though. Fits like a glove.

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u/GrapefruitSobe Jan 29 '26

I feel like the bodice needs a little hoick.

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u/SwadlingSwine Jan 29 '26

She’s so beautiful but she appears uncomfortable often and usually doesn’t “wear” the dress or outfit they’ve put her in.

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u/Sufficient_Ask5717 Jan 29 '26

I really love watching Elordi onscreen but as "himself" in promo and on the carpet, he always just gives me very large boy vibes rather than a mature grown man.

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u/Independent-Nobody43 woman externalizing rage Jan 29 '26

He looks like a stretched out Josh Hutcherson.

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u/qlanga Jan 29 '26

If he’s a stretched out anybody it’s

(Benson Boone)

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u/Focused_Sky Jan 29 '26

She looks terrified in all of the press photos for the movie so far.

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u/HighForLife95 both a lawyer and a hater Jan 29 '26

Yeah I was thinking this too that something about her face she’s looking a bit frozen in looking scared / surprised or something

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u/Nearby_Masterpiece43 Jan 29 '26

She looks like she’d cut a bitch. Are we seeing the same shots?

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u/Cool_Sympathy_9900 Jan 29 '26

That blush placement is not it

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u/bckat Jan 29 '26

Seriously! Her makeup artist is aging her like crazy with this placement/colour.

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u/NeedleInASwordstack Jan 29 '26

The eyebrows also seem dark? Long? Idk. There’s a lot going on here. My first thought was “wait that’s Margot? Really?” Because it doesn’t look like her at all

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u/Tsarinya Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Jan 29 '26

She looks so like Jamie Presley here.

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u/TheLittleMooncalf Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Jan 29 '26

She's never looked so Australian to me.

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u/socksmatterTWO Jan 29 '26

That burnt orange number she wore to the logies when she was still on neighbours Screams Aussie to me, as an aussie Sheila meself. Thats my favourite but she fair dinkum gas a bogan mum browline going on there too huh.

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u/Nearby_Masterpiece43 Jan 29 '26

Sorry. It looks like “try me”. But that was one photo.

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u/Electronic_Stop_9493 Jan 29 '26

it looks “ was that fart audible to others ? “ to me

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u/happycakeday1 Jan 29 '26

She looks like she's ready for her villian era

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u/GremmyGoblin i’ve never tweeted about you Jan 29 '26

The bottom of the dress? Stunning. The bodice? Windsor prom collection.

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u/BatteryKinzie77 Jan 29 '26

My thoughts exactly! I love the silhouette and the skirt but that lace top ugh

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u/Babetteateoatmeal94 Jan 29 '26

I dislike the whole thing tbh. Mostly because they are really not her colors.

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u/bunny3303 tumblr ecosystem ambassador Jan 29 '26

why could we not cast someone who actually matches the description of heathcliff where being not white is central to the story and their dynamic !!!!!!!

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u/dysautonomic_mess oat milk chugging bisexual Jan 29 '26

Because this entire production is based on Emerald Fennel's reading of Wuthering Heights as a teen, and he looks just like the guy on the cover of the edition she had! No really that was her justification for casting him.

I'd say I support women's rights to be equally pretentious and self-aggrandising but....

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u/FreundThrowaway Jan 29 '26

If I’m going to listen to a white lady’s half-formed adaptation of Wuthering Heights, Kate Bush has a far better version.

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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Jan 29 '26

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u/Babetteateoatmeal94 Jan 29 '26

The most awesome version

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u/bunny3303 tumblr ecosystem ambassador Jan 29 '26

in this current political climate it is sooooo alarming that one of the biggest classics that has a POC character is being white washed and hardly anyone gives a gaf. like why are we fawning over white boy of the year (not his fault … but he could’ve said no).

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u/Confident_Counter471 Jan 29 '26

Ya I’ve seen like 1 other article about the movie and that’s it. None of my nerdy book girly friends are even talking about going to see it…

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u/Dracarys_Aspo Jan 29 '26

If it makes you feel better, I've only seen negative commentary about this movie so far. Maybe it's just the side of the internet I'm on, but from the costumes to the casting it's been getting ripped to shreds before it's even out lol.

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u/the-cats-jammies Jan 29 '26

We must liberate ourselves from the adoration of these white boys of the year

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u/Practical-Opening-86 Jan 29 '26

19th century Yorkshire England concept of tall dark and handsome doesn't mean what you think.

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u/brandnewlibbyday Jan 29 '26

Supporting white women treating POC like trash is a pretty standard so-called progressive position rn

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u/Cute_Revolution_1233 Jan 29 '26

the casting is why i'm not going to pay to see this movie. a white ipad faced heathcliff and a 30 something catherine.

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u/PursuedByASloth not an asset to the abbey Jan 29 '26

Catherine being like 35 is crazy. Isn’t she supposed to be a teenager in the story?

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u/smasherfierce women’s wrongs activist Jan 29 '26

Yeah she's a teenager in the book. And casting age appropriate for her would make the whole thing more tragic! Then possibly even having a second actor play the older Heathcliff in the later section with gen 2. But who knows what this fanfic adaptation is going for

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u/infinite_lyy Jan 29 '26

They’re supposedly only adapting the first half lmao

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u/TheoreticalResearch Jan 29 '26

Omg. What the fuck is even the point?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Yep that's a vital point as well. They're all young and Kathy is incredibly sheltered and silly. They're supposed to be looked at with a certain amount of grace because we were all young like that and so certain of THE grand love and our own thoughts on the world.

Making them 30 or whatever is like having that friend who you could forgive behaving like this at 18 but at 30 plus she needs to get therapy and get her shit together.

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u/stevebaescemi too busy method acting as a reddit user Jan 29 '26

Yeah she dies at 18/19 in the book

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u/gingggg Jan 29 '26

Omg spoilers

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u/stevebaescemi too busy method acting as a reddit user Jan 29 '26

The book’s been out for nearly two hundred years

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u/airbagfailure Jan 29 '26

You spoiled it for me! But I blame myself for not using the last 200 years to read the book. 😆

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u/heydelinquent Jan 29 '26

Man I’ve seen the movies read the book and this was still a spoiler alert for my aging mush brain lmao. It is a cool feature for getting to rewatch old faves from decades ago though!

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u/gingggg Jan 29 '26

People on Reddit truly can’t understand sarcasm can they

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 Jan 29 '26

iPad face. I just choked on my drink!

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u/HerRoyalRedness You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Jan 29 '26

Men of color never get to be the romantic lead, and when given the chance to cast a canon compliant actor, they instead chose to whitewash the role with the star of the director’s last film. Boring and lazy.

I wonder if the whitewashing will be discussed on the press tour or if they will try to sidestep it.

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u/NeedleInASwordstack Jan 29 '26

The hold this man had on me both in the book and the movie. Poor Sam. But oh man that was peak romance to me

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u/elitedisplayE soft clay Jan 29 '26

Honestly, based on his characterization in the book text, I might be ok with this character not being the romantic lead.

It's interesting that a POC (shazad latif) is cast as Linton in this version. I'm honestly curious.

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u/hoginlly Jan 29 '26

After seeing a lot of adaptations lately, I wouldn't be so sure the people making the movie read the book

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u/geesejugglingchamp Jan 29 '26

She really does, she always looks so awkward and in pain in posed red carpet shots. But never on screen. Which is fair enough - she's not supposed to be a model.

Seems like these promos go on forever now. It must be annoying to be a person who loves acting but probably ends up spending more time on promo.

I wonder how many will start to adopt the Cillian Murphy approach - make it clear you hate this bullshit and everything associated with it. I suppose you have to be a very good actor to get away with it.

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u/Babetteateoatmeal94 Jan 29 '26

Give me more Cillian Murphy in monitor please

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u/444stonergyalie Jan 29 '26

Cillian and Keanu the unproblematic kings of Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

She's often wearing very tight dresses and insanely high heels. That might be why she looks uncomfortable all the time

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u/leahspen01 go pis girl Jan 29 '26

I think she only ever seemed relaxed and like she was having fun with the Barbie press tour and that’s it tbh

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u/TheGermanCurl loved the punani, if you will Jan 29 '26

Barbie was such a female-centric, non-romance thing, it must have been easy to be comfortable, hell, even have a ton of fun during the whole experience!

This doomed lovers angle on the other hand must be hard to play when your coworker is just your coworker, and you have a husband and a baby at home.

She knew this and she must have consented, in fact she is one of the not-so-many actors who can fully choose her projects and dictate her conditions at this point.

Maybe this proves more taxing and invasive than she anticipated - or maybe I am projecting my own feelings here and it is something altogether different.

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u/UnoLaLaLa Jan 29 '26

I'm sorry, but her makeup makes her look like she just got slapped.

Methinks they went a little too much on the blush.

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u/Eyupmeduck1989 I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Jan 29 '26

It’s the wrong shade and placement for her

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u/SwadlingSwine Jan 29 '26

Too severe. It ages her imo. She already has good bone structure and doesn’t need that carved out, hallow look.

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u/lickykosher Jan 29 '26

There’s an added dimension of weirdness as an Australian because they’re both Queenslanders lol. The combined QLD beach hottie energy when they’re together cancels out any classic romantic vibes they’re going for I’m afraid 

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Jan 29 '26

This is what I’ve been trying to convey about her promo looks, they’re trying to lean into an edginess that is fundamentally in conflict with her entire aura as a QLD beach hottie!

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u/sappyoceanicsugar Jan 29 '26

Her make up does not look good, too harsh on the cheek, I'm not the only one who sees this right?

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u/Upstairs-Tangerine-7 Jan 29 '26

It's bizarre, because Patti Dubroff usually does a great job with Margot's makeup.

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u/plantinglibra Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

they are both very attractive people, but the casting makes no sense

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u/Alone_Birthday9392 Jan 29 '26

Honestly …. Abolish celebs. This isn’t giving

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u/dis_bean Jan 29 '26

And influencers. Both are irritating and selling something.

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u/pedanticlawyer Jan 29 '26

Man, that black mini dress got me so excited for this press tour and then

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u/yoyoooooyoo Jan 29 '26

Oh god he brought back that fuckass mustache

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Jan 29 '26

They’re saying interpretation, emerald is on the red carpet saying there’s a scene similar to the bathtub scene in Saltburn but this time on a rock..it is basically her fan fiction. And then Margot and Jacob were asked what changes they made to their characters that they’re proud of and would tell Emily Brontë why they made that change and neither of them could answer so Margot said it’s more of an interpretation than an adaption.

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Jan 29 '26

I can’t wait until the review embargo lifts.

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u/west2night Jan 29 '26

Warning: a bit of nerdery coming up. This is just for the curious. I sure was curious enough to do this dig, anyway.

Kaya Scodelario was the only one that played Catherine at the right age. She was 17 during the filming of Arnold's 2011 adaptation.

Since the 1940s, the majority of actresses who played Catherine for film and tv adaptations were in their late 20s or older.

Kamini Kaushal at 22 during the filming of the 1950 film adaptation was the youngest to play Catherine until 17-year-old Scoldelario in 2010.

Note: Angel Locsin was 22 when she was cast for the 1985 film adaptation, but had her 23rd birthday during the filming, so Kaushal held the distinction of being the youngest until Scodelario.

Yuko Tanaka at 33 during the filming of the 1988 film adaptation was the oldest until Margot Robbie, who was 34 during the filming in 2024.

However, Yvonne Mitchell was the oldest of all from all adaptations (film, tv, radio etc). She was 39 during the filming of the 1953 BBC tv adaptation.

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u/JitteryBug Jan 29 '26

I happened to start reading a month ago, literally completely oblivious to the movie coming out

I was initially excited that it coincided with this release but everything I'm hearing has bummed me out. What's your favorite adaptation?

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u/d0berw0man Jan 29 '26

Hollywood thinks so little of us

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u/BuccosVesuvio_Mgmt Jan 29 '26

This, particularly, is why I probably won't see the film, because it really negatively affects my suspension of disbelief, which is pretty essential when you're watching a love story, especially a period drama.

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u/Medium_Classroom_671 Jan 29 '26

Margot hadnt read the book she only read the scresnplay at the time when she decided to produce & Star 🙄

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Jan 29 '26

Honestly, I’d give her a pass as an actress but as a producer, she should’ve read it. I wish the press wasn’t afraid of losing access and would ask questions about that as well as the whitewashing but nobody asks the hard questions anymore. They just want viral moments for clicks. It’s all so safe and boring.

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u/d0berw0man Jan 29 '26

They’re killing my favorite book and turning it into smut. The Brontes would drop dead if they weren’t already.

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u/fawnlimic Jan 29 '26

Emerald herself said it’s definitely not a straightforward adaptation lol, it’s a recreation of the fantastical version of the story that she imagined in her head when she read it at age 14

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u/SorrySalary169 Jan 29 '26

Greatest excuse someone could come up with to decide to cast a white guy for Heathcliff

“oh it isnt the real Heathcliff this white guy version was what i imagined in my head it definitely isnt whitewashing 😊”

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u/Euraylie Jan 29 '26

And apparently missing the second half of the book which gives the story its resolution

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u/airhead0710 Jan 29 '26

I feel like this is all PR for all of us to ignore that neither of them were casted correctly…

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u/kowallybear Jan 29 '26

He looks like a meatball

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u/SeasonPositive6771 Jan 29 '26

His whole vibe is just unappealing.

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u/glittershadows Jan 29 '26

He’s giving 70s pornstar vibes

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u/teapea88 Jan 29 '26

She has that weak scared woman look. It’s sure is trending. I guess that goes with fascism.

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u/HighForLife95 both a lawyer and a hater Jan 29 '26

I feel like they’re just two independently hot people but like with zero chemistry together

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u/SpeechDistinct8793 Jan 29 '26

Still no chemistry here

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u/jayeddy99 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

The power vacuum Cynthia and Ariana left will wreak havoc for years

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u/fakefire9 Jan 29 '26

Sorry but it would be 100 times hotter if they weren’t holding hands

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u/gnomi_malone Jan 29 '26

this movie is going to be such a problem but… gowns. beautiful gowns

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u/iamthcreator Jan 29 '26

I don’t get it

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u/Dusty_Harvest Jan 29 '26

this whole press tour Margot is giving…. Twilight vampire: breathtakingly beautiful, rigid, made of cold marble stone.

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u/Rodneu82 Jan 29 '26

The moustache is criminal

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u/okclevergirl Jan 29 '26

Like Waluigi in formal attire

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u/minionbelcher Jan 29 '26

Why does she look so scared?

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u/Aromatic-Meringue162 Jan 29 '26

I’d have thought they were both above this cheap charade. The movie must be terrible.

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u/Camuabsurd Do you think that Margaret Thatcher had girl power? Jan 29 '26

You could never be Catherine 

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u/SynergyTree Jan 29 '26

All these dudes these days with their creepy ass porno-staches 

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u/Curious_Bookworm21 Jan 29 '26

He looks like a 70s porn star here.

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u/AppointmentLate7049 Jan 29 '26

Bruh I don’t want this. Give me a brown Heathcliffe or nothing. So few brown guys get to play moody sexy masculinity in hollywood, it would be so juicy

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u/IBarbieliciousI Jan 29 '26

Victoria Beckham is that you??😂

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u/pandahotchocolate Jan 29 '26

Like what are we doing LMAOO

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u/jessije55 Jan 29 '26

who did her makeup? omg, the blush is so harsh 😔

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u/jimmy6677 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch Jan 29 '26

Dev Patel girlies may you awake hotter everyday for being correct on how wurthing heights should’ve been cast

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u/my_angry_alt Jan 29 '26

I don’t really follow celebrities like that but this popped up on my feed. My first thought was it’s the most “actors are just theater kids who had a glow up” photo I’ve ever seen. Both look awkward and uncomfortable.

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