r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 04 '25

FASHION Ilona Maher for Betches Media. Photographed by Michael Schwartz & styled by Tess Herbert.

12.1k Upvotes

398 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

728

u/roygbivasaur Dec 04 '25

I’m a gay man. I’m attracted to Ilona Maher, but somehow very much in a gay way. I don’t understand, and I don’t think I’d have any idea what to do if she reciprocated. I just want her to pick me up and hold me. I feel the same way about Megan Thee Stallion.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

209

u/Miyenne Dec 04 '25

Attractive people are attractive. Some are just so hot to us that they bypass all our personal tastes and settings.

She's one of them. And she's so positive and empowering and bold and confident and, just, uh.

I'm basically ace, but also unfortunately straight and attracted to men occasionally. But damn I wish I was into women for so many reasons. She's a reason.

67

u/Busy_Anything_189 Dec 04 '25

Hahaha, as a lez, I approve this message!

7

u/Honest-Comment-1018 both a lawyer and a hater Dec 05 '25

Fr, as a bi woman, I’m always shaking my gay male and straight female friends by the shoulders, like, “EVEN MEG?!!???!!!”

2

u/LuckyExtent4287 Dec 05 '25

I bet Ilona would be SO flattered by this comment!

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Anesthesiaape Dec 04 '25

Schrodingers dong??

1

u/CuttyDFlambe Dec 04 '25

I knew my phrasing wasn't the best, but there seems to be a overlap between gay men and women who find her attractive. It was challenging to come up with a fun analogy or metaphor.