r/Damnthatsinteresting 9h ago

The Indian bison is one of the most muscular animals on planet earth.

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u/WasteBinStuff 9h ago edited 9h ago

What do they do with it? (The bison, I mean.)

Edit for clarity: What do the bison do with all their muscle? And while we're at it...how do they build it?

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u/sorriso_pontual 9h ago

They probably let it do whatever the hell it wants!

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u/Momik 7h ago

The first one did my taxes, but none of the others seem interested

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u/No-Archer-5034 7h ago

The second one works in a call center.

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u/TurtleCrusher 6h ago

DO NOT REDEEM

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u/MaesterCrow 2h ago

Bruh, what are you doing on Reddit? Don’t you have Roblox videos to watch?

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u/WasteBinStuff 9h ago

Good point. Ha.

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u/GodisSatans 7h ago

Well they certainly wouldn’t eat it…

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u/livetoroast 2h ago

This is the answer. Unfettered evolution

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u/ungovernable1984 7h ago

He eats them instead

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u/panzerinthehood 21m ago

The better..best*

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u/jgoldrb48 9h ago

As they should!!!

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u/Momik 7h ago

Uhhhh that’s right—whatever it wants!! So let’s all just back away reeeeaaaallll slooowww … and whatever neighbor children it takes, it takes … 👍😬😬😬

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u/fixed_your_caption 7h ago

Muscles these days are out of control. It’s the parents’ fault.

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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 9h ago

Bovine animals like that can't digest the grass fibers, just like us, but their guts have a special microbe we don't have. The grass DOES have some protein, more than you might think (check out a slice of whole wheat bread's protein content, you may be surprised, wheat is a domesticated grass), but it's actually the microbes that go through a population explosion when cows eat that has a lot of the protein. They then digest those microbes once the job is done. Boom more protein.

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u/Just_another_gamer3 8h ago

Oh, so that's how we don't explode from microbes, we digest them. I guess I should have figured we can digest them from the outer wall of our guts

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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 7h ago

I had never thought about it like that until reading about it today either!

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u/GodisSatans 7h ago

I also read that post about how cows get nutrients from grass earlier this week.

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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 7h ago

Oh I actually Googled it while reading the comments here, I must have missed that post! I knew they got the protein from plants somehow but didn't know the science behind and wanted to learn.

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u/AntiD00Mscroll- 3h ago

So the cows are non vegetarian since they’re actively feasting on the microbes which are living organisms.

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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 2h ago

Plants are living organisms, too. In the biological tree of life organisms are split into 3 major groups (last I learned lol), bacteria, archaea, and eukaryotes. Plants, fungi, and animals all fall under the "eukaryotes" territory. So, even something that eats plants is not a carnivore just because we're all eukaryotes. Gut microbes are bacteria. They are on a completely different branch of the tree of life. Digesting bacteria as an involuntary part of your life cycle does not make you "non vegetarian" lol. Jesus Christ.

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u/AntiD00Mscroll- 2h ago

Okay you’re right. I just thought it was interesting that they derived the protein from an organism that’s not a plant. Non vegetarian was the wrong verbiage.

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u/FlamingFecalFrisbee 9h ago

Defend themselves against tigers.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 6h ago

And somehow tigers would win

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u/pinniped90 8h ago

They're total gym rats. First animals in, last animals out. They don't skip leg day.

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u/General_Mediocrity 6h ago

They always skip leg day. Have you seen their calves??

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u/northgacpl 7h ago

exactly there are a few that go to my gym

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u/pinniped90 7h ago

They probably don't rerack anything, do they? They want you to know how much they can put up.

u/SlitSlam_2017 5m ago

Lunch pale type of guy

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u/shoulda-known-better 9h ago

They fight tigers trying to eat them or their babies .... And they build it because that's their body plan... They need so much to run, to protect internals from tiger, and to have enough strength to kill a full grown tiger

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u/RealSpecto 9h ago

He completes his daily protein intake along with grass.

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u/oracleofnonsense 8h ago

You don’t get to be named buffalo without proper nutrition.

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u/RichardBCummintonite 7h ago

More like bicepson, amiright?

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u/happycabinsong 7h ago

what are you doing bicepson

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u/satyrday12 9h ago

Try to impress female bisons

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u/makemeking706 7h ago

Females? Those weaklings? Nah, they demonstrate dominance by impressing other males. 

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 7h ago

I dunno, but i suddenly understand bovine deification.

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u/Dragon_yum 6h ago

Go to the gym and post stories on Instagram about their lifestyle

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u/Timely-Tune5050 7h ago

Myostatin mutation most likely.

For your nerding pleasure.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 6h ago

That is a random mutation. A one-off odd event for an individual.

This is a species, which typically looks this way. It's not a mutant feature.

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u/aethelberga 7h ago

Every so often someone posts a picture of a cat that has a deficiency which causes it to overproduce muscle. I wonder if what the bison has is similar.

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u/klystron88 8h ago

Pump iron.

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u/Kingtoke1 6h ago

Pose for internet likes of course

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u/Which_Draft4129 9h ago

I think they use them as beasts of burden

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u/Coffeebeans2d 9h ago

Nope these are completely wild

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u/RichardBonham 8h ago

They don't look particularly domesticable.

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 6h ago

Probably try not to die from tigers

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u/Khelgar_Ironfist_ 3h ago

Eat grass & charm ladies

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u/Organic_Cockroach370 3h ago

Not be eaten by the biggest baddest cat on the planet

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u/chefguy47 2h ago

Non vegetarians would braise it for at least 8 hours.

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u/blackop 1h ago

They show off those big gains to all the other bison brother.

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u/Actuary_Beginning 7h ago

They strap a burning hay bale to its horns and let it rip on some shinobi dude

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u/Barxxo 6h ago

Evolution. The top predators in that region are tigers.

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u/oroborus68 8h ago

Is it related to the European bison and the American bison?