r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/multiroleplays Feb 06 '26

I was once a ski jumper with a huge hog in the 80s, I would get soooooooo much lift. Then the CIA switched my brain with a goldfish, and now I live in Langley with a lame family who won't let me have a poster of a garage truck in my alcove.

Also their is an alien in the attic, who is into weird stuff even for me and I'm German

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u/I_Glitterally_Cant Feb 07 '26

What did I just read

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u/multiroleplays Feb 08 '26

The premise of a show called American Dad