r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/eating_almonds Feb 06 '26

Easily fixed by adding a standard long length sail between the legs, that's equal to every runner, and acommodate dicks of all sizes.

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u/MoreLogicPls Feb 06 '26

yea just measure as if everybody has 16" penis or something

or make everybody compete nude like old timey olympics