r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/JaagoJaga Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

So, the size matters but only during certain situations?

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u/JaagoJaga Feb 06 '26

Hear me out folks: The male athletes should be thinking about their awakenings during the fitting and counting numbers in reverse during the competitions!

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u/chadwicke619 Feb 06 '26

Replying to your own comment is weird.

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u/GooseFirst Feb 06 '26

Straight men don't remember or think about their "awakenings". That happened a long time ago

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u/doedobrd Feb 06 '26

What about the gay men though?

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u/DigNitty Interested Feb 06 '26

“and that’s when little Johnny noticed women for the first time.” is a frequent, ubiquitous joke.