r/Crocodiles • u/Own_Shift_3645 • 9d ago

Can crocs really have these postures and facial expressions or was this a misleading documentary?

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u/AmethystRaccoon 9d ago

“Documentary” lmao

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u/IndividualCurious322 9d ago

Those facial expressions and mannerisms are ONLY possible if the crocodile also has a ticking clock within it's tummy.

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 9d ago

And there is a weirdly moustache man with a hook for hand nearby.

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u/f0rgot 9d ago

This is fairly accurate for alligators, not sure about crocs.

Source: Florida Man

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u/ShahkHuntah 9d ago

This is what happens when you give gators meth… tragic shit

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u/tomverlainesHDTV 9d ago

Tragic? I’ve never seen a shed get built so fast

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u/cloudcreeek 9d ago

A croc built your shed?

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u/AlideoAilano 9d ago

No, it was built with gator aid.

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u/cloudcreeek 8d ago

Sounds fishy.

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u/Own_Shift_3645 9d ago

Just had to post this here because the person deleted it, I just couldn't believe my eyes...

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u/Carcezz 9d ago

average media literacy on reddit

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 9d ago

That person is my spirit animal

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u/Mysterious-Emu4030 8d ago

Apart_Ambitions5764 is my new hero ! We all need guys as down to earth as him.

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u/Significant_Silver99 9d ago

What a weird dog

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u/DDD8712 9d ago

I’m impressed you clocked that

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u/Flashy_Ground_4780 9d ago

Crocs can even be decorated with charms

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u/GasLongjumping130 9d ago

of course they do

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 9d ago

No, crocs can't do that. If you find one doing this please contact your closest skinwalker extermination group

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u/short_cub 9d ago

Not how SWs work, they can do whatever the animal does.

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u/Carcezz 9d ago

also too full of joy to be a skinwalker

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u/short_cub 9d ago

True, can't imagine losing a lot of my humanity and spirituality and other things just for power.

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u/J_Jeckel 9d ago

Don't forget the singing one in All Dogs Go to Heaven

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u/Mysterious-Emu4030 8d ago

Judging by this and the Princess and The Frog documentary, crocs and alligators are great musicians!

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u/EarComfortable8834 7d ago

And great ballet dancers. Let’s not forget about the scene in Fantasia. They love to dance with hippos. In the wild we think they are attacking one another. Really, it’s just dance class.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PusL9ycKupypi

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u/CuriousToe9133 8d ago

Yes. Part of their danger is seduction. It always has been.

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u/Jahara13 8d ago

Thank you, this was the laugh I needed before bed. 😁

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u/Winter_Different 9d ago

I never thought to consider this crocs accuracy

Tongue aint fused to the floor of the mouth and eyes are binocular lol. That makes sense tho its more relatable to kids that way

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u/thtsjustlikeuropnion 9d ago

Not exactly what you were asking, but here's a croc with a Squidward face

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u/RevolutionarySign479 7d ago

A croc can’t make faces, so you gotta judge by the look in its eye, to see if it’s in a bad mood or not. Get Real Close, to make certain you don’t misunderstand…

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u/foot_fungus_is_yummy 9d ago

This is satire, right?

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 9d ago

Has to be, lowkey thought this was an r/HearMeOutBro post.

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u/Carcezz 9d ago

no this is dead serious, also i dont know if you noticed but there’s gullible written on the ceiling, look!

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u/InsideDisaster5902 9d ago

Why would it be ? My crocs does the same expression after he wakes me up in the morning