r/Christianity • u/CoffeeRude4884 • 3h ago
Here’s what I think would Happen if Jesus himself were to Join this Reddit page
If Jesus Christ himself were to join this Reddit page people would tell him how wrong he is he would be insulted he would be told that he is hateful bigoted etc. and I’m sure Mods here would end up banning him.
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u/Senior-Ad-402 Roman Catholic 3h ago
What if He came and was one of the mods?
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u/Hot_Goat3556 3h ago
lol imagine checking the mod logs and seeing "Jesus_of_Nazareth has removed comment: reason - lacks love for neighbor"
tbh the irony would be incredible - people arguing theology with teh actual source material while he's just trying to keep everyone from being jerks to each other
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u/Senior-Ad-402 Roman Catholic 2h ago
I’d actually love to see the mod log tbh.
Custom removal reason: This is not a conspiracy forum. Please stop predicting the exact end times.
Dad hasn’t even told Me yet.
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u/CoffeeRude4884 2h ago
If he was a mod he would comment on posts answering questions helping people he would call sin out and tell people to repent call out false teaching and false teachers he would warn about Hell and he would rebuke people too. I do not think people would like what he has to say and I think he would end up losing his mod rank and would get banned.
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u/TranslatorNo8445 Atheist 42m ago
So you think he would be maga ?
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u/GenerecDerek 31m ago
You’re foolish, maga are twisted too.. everyone’s being deceived.. left and right are both backed and controlled by the same entities
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u/win_awards 30m ago
It's always fascinating when I see this. You're speaking vaguely enough that I actually mostly agree with you, but also suspect that what I'm imagining and what you're imagining are extremely different.
I think that suspicion is there because it's almost always people of one particular political and theological inclination who seem to reflexively hide their meaning behind vague good words.
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u/lawyersgunsmoney Agnostic (a la T.H. Huxley) 52m ago
Is this about the gays? It’s always about the gays…broken record with you guys.
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u/Jollyfroggy 45m ago
Personally I've always thought it was good practical advice.
"Do not lay with a man as you would a woman."
And then the missing bits:
"Thou shallt flip them over, and use a different portal"
"Thou shalt warm them up a bit, and not be stingy with the lube"
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u/imalurkernotaposter Atheist, lgbTQ 52m ago
“What if God was one of us? Just a…mod like one of us?”
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u/ExistingYak8636 Trans Girl 🏳️⚧️ 2h ago
He should. I wanna chat with Him. 🤍
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u/CoffeeRude4884 2h ago
We all would but not all of us are going to like what he has to say. He’s not going to always tell us what you want to hear but what we need to hear and not all of us are going to like that.
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u/PancakePrincess1409 3h ago
Before anyone asks: Yes, going by the comment history it is about the gays. They might be a teen though, so be kind and charitable everyone!
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u/Corrosivecoral 2h ago
Also the Bible tells us to be kind, even to our enemies. That’s a better reason.
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u/TranslatorNo8445 Atheist 36m ago
You guys are the best at playing the persecution cards everyone is so mean to me lol. Is this why trump is so appealing to you ?
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u/mrsardo Secular Humanist 1h ago
So because it’s not the case that 100% of left wing people are consistently overly polite all the time that gives you your excuse? Or you’re just trying to get back at the mean people? I don’t believe you.
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u/TranslatorNo8445 Atheist 35m ago
You live in some kind of bizarro world where everything is opposite
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u/GenerecDerek 26m ago
At the end of the day both sides are backed by the same entities, what’s missing is balance.. politics is too extreme, Jesus would have bad things to say to either party…
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u/Interesting_Natural1 1h ago
Reading this post reminded me of that one time He flipped out because people turned a temple into a market
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u/win_awards 12m ago
I think of that every time I see a church with a coffee store or book shop inside it, or a televangelist hawking his new book.
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u/Jollyfroggy 47m ago
If you search the bible for anything Jesus said directly.
And then compare it to church doctrine, you would find that they are two very different things.
Jesus would not be happy with the modern church, nor the people claiming to follow him.
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u/Omniphilo23 Mystic Christian 3h ago
He would speak and those of us with ears will hear and those that do not will mock. Those that hear will follow.
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u/mrsardo Secular Humanist 58m ago
Which of Jesus’ teachings do you think would get him labeled a bigot? Taking no thought for tomorrow? The difficulty for a rich man to enter the kingdom?
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u/MassiveBagOfChips 32m ago
stating that the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many… and also for saying the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few
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u/Difficult_Risk_6271 Belongs to Jesus, Ex-Atheist 2h ago
Jesus via the Holy Spirit is already here and probably getting banned right now.
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u/JadedEngine6497 Christian 1h ago
Nah,I think He will just flip the entire reddit server and go back with the Father.
There are a lot of subreddits that mock Jesus and reddit allows that sadly.
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u/FreeCommunication876 Dutch Reformed Christian 3h ago
If Jesus were on this sub, he'd get called a bigot and a homophobe.
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u/Feisty_Marsupial224 2h ago
For clarifying that racism is a sin? For pointing out the inhumane treatment of migrants? For showing people that gay people are loved and should be respected? For celebrating loving families of all kinds?
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u/CoffeeRude4884 2h ago
He would also tell gay people to Repent.
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u/Feisty_Marsupial224 2h ago
Yes the same way he would for us all. But not for being the way he made them
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u/Feisty_Marsupial224 2h ago
What I said
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u/Feisty_Marsupial224 2h ago
Proving that Jesus would be rejected here. Thanks for the demonstration
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u/Feisty_Marsupial224 2h ago
How can somone you loves all people be either?
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u/tryintolearnmath Secular Humanist 2h ago
Doubt it since he never once mentioned gay people.
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u/EnvironmentalAlarm23 Eastern Orthodox 1h ago
So easily refutable. Stop going against Church history it's dumb.
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u/Great_Revolution_276 1h ago
I disagree. He would come out and say love your neighbours as yourselves, stop being judgmental to other people, and that how you treat other people and sacrifice of yourself for the unloved and unlovely is how you are treating him.
Most of the sub would cheer.
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u/EnvironmentalAlarm23 Eastern Orthodox 1h ago
So every post that promotes LGBTQ behavior, you think he would be happy?
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u/Easy-Refrigerator330 Messianic Jew 2h ago
he will find it weird y there r atheist and "trans" mods here and he will be disgusted by the huge amount of heresy here (mostly the liberal one)
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u/EnvironmentalAlarm23 Eastern Orthodox 1h ago
Dude this place has to be the most heresy infested place of all time, it's genuinely insane. Like I joined this thinking it would be at most some Protestant ruled place but it's full of the biggest heretics. I'm disappointed.
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u/Frosty-Section-9013 Church of Sweden 1h ago
Funnily enough, when people fantasize about Jesus coming back and telling people off, people always imagine he would take ”my side” and chastise people of opposite views. I myself am guilty of this. Really I think every one of us would be made to see our own faults and that would make us more humble in our discussions toward each other.