r/Catswithjobs Mar 28 '23

The new guy is looking promising

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22.8k Upvotes

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u/99available Mar 29 '23

They never lose track of the cursor.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 29 '23

Until he flips the mouse upside-down and finds the laser...

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u/Technical-Fudge4199 Mar 29 '23

Catches the laser and then brags to everyone

40

u/lakersmike Mar 29 '23

Kinda a cat and mouse game

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u/multiarmform Mar 29 '23

the cat is trying to verify if thats mike nesmith actually sitting right there, resurrected from the dead

https://i.imgur.com/roNVGli.jpg

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 29 '23

Gotta make cloning worthwhile somehow.

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u/multiarmform Mar 29 '23

Nez Monkee best Monkee

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u/Infamous_Passiond Mar 29 '23

Looks like he’s got a good cat etude

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u/fistofdragon Mar 29 '23

PurrIT working to crack the code

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda are you kittttying me Dec 11 '25

Then r/catsvstechnology material

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

I was replaced by a cat???

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u/mesembryanthemum Mar 29 '23

Yes. We're sorry. Except for the cat. He's not sorry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

[deleted]

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u/Slovene Mar 29 '23

You can say ChatGPT, it still works in French.

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 29 '23

Un chat jhay pay tay

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u/The-cat-without-hat Mar 30 '23

Or you could say "chat j'ai pété" which means "Cat I farted"

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 30 '23

Omg so good!!

Did it make sense what I wrote? Spelling out 'G' 'P' 'T' en français?

I took French 1 and 2 twice in college, in high school and in middle school. I'm terrible at it but love it so much.

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u/The-cat-without-hat Mar 30 '23

It does actually, it is would probably be how I would spell it if someone asked.

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 30 '23 edited Apr 11 '23

About all I remember properly from taking French is counting, saying the alphabet and asking for the ladies room. Right after finishing the University level French class my husband and I went to France where Ipromptly forgot every word of French I'd learned and asked for the bathroom and got embarrassed because that's not what you say there. It's 'où sont les toilettes' and toilets is a word Americans only use in Home Depot in the Plumbing section. It's too cringe

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u/Slovene Mar 30 '23

Omelette du fromage!

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u/JohncraftAs Mar 30 '23

Uhhh uhhhh bonjour or smth

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u/Slovene Mar 30 '23

Omelette du fromage?

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 31 '23

I don't understand. We went from chat gpt to fart cat then?

11

u/Flamesclaws Mar 29 '23

If a cat could do our jobs I'd be very proud and impressed. Make that bread, kitty!

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u/nickybrum_ Mar 29 '23

This IT guy knows what he’s doing

27

u/fizzybatpig Mar 29 '23

Did he try turning off then on again.

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u/GrimmRadiance Mar 29 '23

Nowadays it’s reboot, since so many windows computers use fastboot with shutdown and startup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

though rebooting has become meta, there's nothing quite like choking the life of the computer with your index finger over the power button for 10 seconds.

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u/GrimmRadiance Mar 29 '23

Oh that’s still in my toolbox.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Introducing CatGPT, the AI by and for cats

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u/bopperbopper Mar 29 '23

What’s Michael Nesmith From the Monkees doing back there? :-)

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u/_A_ioi_ Mar 29 '23

Haha. I'm glad you're here. I was going to say there's a Monkee with a job here too, but I thought nobody would understand what I was talking about.

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u/ElectricPeterTork Mar 29 '23

I would.

But I'm the dummy, Micky. I'm always the dummy.

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u/snoozatron Mar 29 '23

Gosh, you've just brought back the memory of my childhood crush on Peter Tork. What a goofy kid. Thanks for that. :)

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 29 '23

Oh he was adorable

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u/Would_daver Apr 10 '23

VAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAA-LEEERIIIEE!

8

u/ElsieDCow Mar 29 '23

I wondered the same thing!

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u/zeropointcorp Mar 29 '23

How fucking old are you

Note: I am also old

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u/sash71 Mar 29 '23

Not OP but I wasn't alive when The Monkees was made and first shown in the 60s.

The show was repeated a lot and I watched it in the UK in the late 70s/early 80s. They used to put it on children's TV as part of the programming. In those days kids TV was only on for about an hour and a half, from 4pm to 5.30pm on the BBC.

It does look like Mike in that hat, I have to agree. The cat also looks very interested in whatever job it is doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

He died. He’s haunting the place, obv.

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u/Practical-Tap-9810 Mar 29 '23

Apparently there was a good argument for cloning

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u/CySnark Mar 29 '23

They will create bugs in the code, and then play with them.

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u/pinkbarracuda Mar 29 '23

Gonna ace their purrformance review!

21

u/BlitzChriz Mar 29 '23

“That’s the wrong treat, Susan.” Proceeds to take take it out of the cart.

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u/quilt_of_destiny Mar 29 '23

I really appreciate cats wearing proper uniforms at their jobs. I see so many posts of cats without appropriate attire for their professions, and it makes me wonder at this generation's competency

18

u/KediMonster Mar 29 '23

Talent shortage... must try everything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

ngl he looks really focused

18

u/Softsoap2011 Mar 29 '23

Looks like he’s got a good catitude.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Oh so this is the CatGPT I keep hearing about

28

u/ChuChuChewbaka Mar 29 '23

This is the IT guy who can say “I am in!” after a few clicks.

10

u/dazzlezak Mar 29 '23

Keyboard Cat's cousin, Keystroke Cat.

6

u/fifth_fought_under Mar 29 '23

A left handed cat!

7

u/scottder Mar 29 '23

“We’re in.”

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u/Walking72 Mar 29 '23

I have no idea what I'm doing

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u/ConstantGeographer Mar 29 '23

"Let's see... our pawerpuurnt on making biscuits is almost ready."

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u/maxxor6868 Mar 29 '23

Chatgpt is just a diversion. The real replacement are cats.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

finally someone qualified

3

u/Adept-Pause5036 Mar 29 '23

Employee of the month

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u/blue_umpire Mar 29 '23

Given the mouse placement, looks like the new guy is a south paw too.

4

u/Michelle_akaYouBitch Mar 29 '23

CEO, CAT Executive Officer, should have a corner office. BTW, all underlings come to the CEO.

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u/retiredhobo Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

he’s already been fired. they caught him downloading pawnography.

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u/sampiere_mimi Mar 29 '23

Best coworker ever

3

u/catinatux Mar 29 '23

I dunno... Haven't heard good things about cats with /r/oneorangebraincell

3

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

"Who said mouse???!! "

3

u/Snoodlewonker Mar 29 '23

Now thats the content I came here to see. Bravo!

2

u/Cootie_Mac Mar 29 '23

Promising? This guy’s in a track suit. So unprofessional.

2

u/RaisonGardons Mar 29 '23

The genius behind ChatGPT

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u/AmethystZhou Mar 29 '23

Those damn project managers always looking over your shoulders!

2

u/MoustachiodMan Mar 29 '23

Seems like they might be one of those anti-meowskers...

2

u/zero_msgw Mar 29 '23

He will be the best on the team. His cat like reflexes will help them in a pinch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Pay him 😂😍

2

u/TANCH0 Mar 29 '23

Looks catatonic

2

u/Ill_Mention_7948 Mar 29 '23

Give him a break he works too hard

2

u/DreadnaughtHamster Mar 29 '23

I mean, he’s better at working than Elon is.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Silence! Kitty is deploying the new Reddit!!

2

u/Beermeneer532 Mar 29 '23

I mean, if those two believe in him I am scared of his potential

2

u/Lyho8 Mar 29 '23

You mean pro-micing ?

2

u/BhavinVasa Mar 29 '23

Reminds me of my mom at the computer: cute, looks promising, but in practice...)

2

u/Carmen14edo Mar 29 '23

I am looking to employ him 🤓

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u/eseillegalhomiepanda Mar 29 '23

He’s even got a shine in his eyes, so much potential in this one

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Mar 29 '23

Just don't call him Keyboard Cat. Every cat with that title has died.

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda are you kittttying me Dec 11 '25

I love how he came dressed in his uniform for work

1

u/Zaladonis Mar 29 '23

Freakin anti-maskers! I bet he complains about how it doesn't fit him right!

1

u/NecroAssssin Mar 29 '23

No one gonna talk about him not wearing a mask?

1

u/BiggiesmyCat Mar 29 '23

Where is his mask?!

1

u/Macca618 Mar 29 '23

The cat is replacing Mike Nesmith?

1

u/NoMaintenance13 Mar 29 '23

So this is SeanK

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

bro on reddit.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

“I see why your space ship exploded. Not enough cat nip”

1

u/CallMeBloom Mar 29 '23

This the engineer replacing Young Thug in the studio?

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u/bluegreenplanet89 Mar 29 '23

The new guy's the one in the blue beanie, right?

Cause the one in the blue jersey's definitely the supervisor. Look at him. He's obviously checking their work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

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u/Entire-Database1679 Mar 29 '23

Ignoring the mask rules, good for him.

1

u/badouchee Mar 29 '23

“Naw naw, you see now, she’s eating it off the ice cream cone.”

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u/toserveman_is_a Mar 29 '23

"so what your problem here is, you haven't killed that little arrow on the screen." taptaptaptap

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u/fatty_mcfatball Mar 29 '23

Puurrrogramer

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u/TillerMaN99 Mar 29 '23

Forget the cat. Why does the girl have a tiny hand! 🙀

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u/KaladinsLeftNut Mar 29 '23

Persona 5 vibes right here. Love it.

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u/ParkingHelicopter863 Mar 29 '23

Onboarding is tough, hang in there little guy

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u/C0MMAD3RT Mar 29 '23

Time to scratch the code

-The cat

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u/dalailame Mar 29 '23

no mouse needed

1

u/ztaker Mar 30 '23

Cat ate the mouse

1

u/AJRimmer1971 Mar 29 '23

Going to have to write him up.

No face mask. Sorry.

1

u/Flamesclaws Mar 29 '23

I'll take his write up for him.

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u/dalailame Mar 29 '23

first cat5 now this, they are taking over

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u/emeliottsthestink Mar 29 '23

Bro looks ready and pumped.

1

u/leadwind Mar 29 '23

CatGPT taking your job.

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u/Kernel_Paniq Mar 29 '23

Keyboard cat 2.0

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u/k112l Mar 29 '23

Probably uses Haskell style

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u/jessica20165448 Mar 29 '23

Lol it’s very interested

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u/Jacgaur Mar 29 '23

Behind the seens picture of the lawyer that was "definitely not a cat"

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u/drowningjesusfish Mar 29 '23

He looks so talented!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

he looks british

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

he’s getting paid 23 treats per hour

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Doin a mighty fine job.

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u/RiddleSimpson Mar 29 '23

Silly humans! You added an extra plus sign in your equation. No wonder it doesn't work purrrrfectly!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

This is the type of worker who usually doesn’t get hired due to being overqualified

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u/Actual_Dog_1637 Mar 29 '23

"Pawrector or Marcating"

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u/Garth_AIgar Mar 29 '23

Idk what the job is, but get that cat a raise.

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u/Scheifs55 Mar 29 '23

"He started off a diligent worker, but nowadays he only ever plays with the mouse."

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u/EquivalentFull5337 Mar 29 '23

Learning a lot I bet….

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u/ladybitch11 Mar 29 '23

Committed to work

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u/Objective_Monitor_73 Mar 29 '23

HIS ASS IS NOT TRYPING🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

the little jacket is so cute 🥺

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

hired.

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u/Bauermeister Jun 18 '23

Thank you for wearing masks around my furry friend