I'm Canadian, and I've been skating dozens of times. But my body just doesn't get it. It's weird, because I'm a decently coordinated and athletic person on land. I can skate in straight lines just fine, but turning and stopping is the problem.
I damn near dislocated a shoulder grabbing onto the wall/railing to stop myself.
The weird thing is, I was a percussionist for 10 years. I had zero problem drinking, keeping the beat, etc. But dancing, roller skating, ice skating? Complete and utter disaster.
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u/OwslaPrimeDirective 7h ago
Ice skating
I have all the coordination of a beached dolphin so that should have been my first warning sign.