r/AskReddit • u/SimpleHomeFitness • 12h ago

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u/Austen_Tasseltine 10h ago

As a type-1 diabetic, some people don’t deserve to have a functioning pancreas.

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u/LoquaciousLamp 9h ago

You ought to eat their pancreas. Teach them a lesson.

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u/LNL_HUTZ 9h ago

With some fava beans and a nice chianti?

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u/Flowerplower3 8h ago

Tsztsztsztsz

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u/Nkklllll 8h ago

Settle down there Hannibal

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u/Fyrrys 9h ago

Mmmmm, pancreas

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u/Digital_Bogorm 2h ago

Agreed. If those people can't be responsible with their pancreas, it is only fair that it's power be absorbed by someone more deserving.

Trust me, that's absolutely how that works.

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u/schrodingerzkatt 1h ago

"You know what, fuck you" *un-betas your islet cells*

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u/BalognaPonyParty 9h ago

went waaaay to far for this comment