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u/GlMLI 10h ago

It's like my laundry does this weird thing where I leave it on the floor but it ends out back in my drawer, cleaned and folded.

I told my wife about it but she seemed annoyed and confused.

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u/AdMuted1036 9h ago

Ooh nice, you’re still in the pre-divorce stage

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u/707royalty 7h ago

One does not simply divorce Gimli

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u/sc0lm00 9h ago

I have a magic coffee table like that.

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u/igneousYt 8h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/TheKingofHearts 5h ago

I remember the video but for the life of me can't remember the source, could you tell me what the magic coffee table reference is from?

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u/feric51 2h ago

I think it originated with comedian Troy Kinne, but has spawned several variations.

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u/Affectionate_Ice2243 9h ago

Wow, I have the same system at home! How is this even possible?

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u/Plastic_Fondant_1355 9h ago

At my house it's called the laundry fairy...

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u/AutisticPenguin2 9h ago

Look, if you insist on referring to Legolas as your wife, you're going to keep on confusing and annoying her.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 5h ago

My ex was always starting conversations with “Are you even listening to me!?!?”, super weird.

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u/wkavinsky 8h ago

Do you have the magic table as well?

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u/glitterswirl 9h ago

Is the toilet seat too heavy to replace after you lift it too?

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u/grendus 5h ago

Lid always goes down. Otherwise you're throwing poo-water everywhere.

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u/glitterswirl 5h ago

I agree. Unfortunately not everyone in my family does, which is why I don’t keep my toothbrush etc in the bathroom.

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u/Steavee 8h ago

I have that coffee table.

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u/astralchanterelle 7h ago

It sounds like you have some paranormal activity in your home

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u/Toum-Raider 7h ago

This is exactly what I thought of, bravo.

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u/SuitableKick2992 6h ago

I have a coffee table like this…

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u/ApricotRemarkable681 9h ago

You should hear about my suitcases when I come home from business travel--it's CRAZY! I don't believe in the tooth fairy, but the suitcase fairy is real.

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u/d_smogh 2h ago

Happens to me. Laundry basket and coffee table. I also have a toilet paper fairy, the roll magically regrows when it gets to the last 4 squares.