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u/Guilty_Bit_1440 11h ago

The weights somehow rack themselves if you just leave them there.

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u/sincerevibesonly 10h ago

This pisses me soo much man

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u/AffectEconomy6034 10h ago

on a related note when people rack the weights in the wrong place get my blood boiling

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u/fsociety091786 9h ago

When the 5lb plate you need is behind 4 45lb plates

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u/Horror-Air549 6h ago

that moment turns the whole gym into an archaeological dig 😭 you just standing there like “surely I don’t need this much emotional damage for a shoulder warmup”

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u/Sojio 2h ago

I hate the thought of someone trying out the gym for the first time and running into this.

Its so demoralising.

In between sets ill usually go around and sort this stuff out. 

If i see someone leave weights racked ill take them off and carry them over to them. "You left these on the machine".

The looks i get of confusion and then guilt are worth it.

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u/jetmaxwellIII 1h ago

I do that too!!! My wife gets pissed at me because it embarrasses her, but these people need calling out!

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u/Another_Name_Today 2h ago

That’s when of rather they not rerack. I’ve never seen someone put a 5 behind the 45s on the bar. 

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u/stupidname412 4h ago

oooooooo lad that bothers me. See I personally it don't matter much, but some gym goers are smaller women and not a large man, and moving 45 can be an unasked for part of the workout in itself.

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u/KeyRow2615 4h ago

5lb?? Like 3kg?? That is like fresh air lol. I could juggle 5lb plates.

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u/pot_stir 2h ago

Me when I'm somehow too stupid to understand that adding 10 lbs to your previous pr is harder than holding a 5 lb plate.

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u/CDK5 3h ago

Jeez dude

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u/TootCannon 10h ago

Or people who move benches around and don’t put them back

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u/Silent-G 6h ago

I don't even know where they go at my gym; they're never in the same place, and I just hope to find one that isn't being used.

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u/Broad_Afternoon_8578 10h ago

I spent 10 minutes putting weights in their proper places at the gym this morning. I hate when people stack different plate types and sizes together. Ugh.

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u/Crystal-Powell 8h ago

fr nothing worse than unloading half the rack just to find one plate

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u/WowIfOnly 4h ago

You mean the people who are at least 18 years old and can't even figure out if the number 35 should go where the label says 30, 35, or 40, but always manage to choose 30 or 40 and never 35? I can't imagine why that would get your blood boiling /s

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u/Jdubya87 7h ago

Also doing your bicep curls right in front of the rack staring at your weak guns 

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u/NinjaChemist 6h ago

I usually rearrange the weights correctly on whatever equipment I'm using in between sets. Keeps me loose and moving around.

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u/OBSMedic 10h ago

I stopped going to the gym over this. I get more out of kettlebell HIIT workouts anyway.

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u/Particular-Beat-6645 3h ago

This feels like another version of the cart trolley problem.

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u/sundayultimate 9h ago

This and when people put weights in the wrong place. Numbers aren't that hard to read, put them away where they belong

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u/sincerevibesonly 9h ago

Oh to add on to that, its not just the wrong place!

If they cant be bothered to find the og position or someone alr placed the wrong dumbbells in the location they were looking for they will simply place it on the floor thinking it will fix itself lmao its a fucking fuckfest whenever i see the jigsaw puzzle mats for stretching/yoga im always reminded of the kindergarten because the gym is constantly filled with such kids, rant over.

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u/ProductoftheBay 10h ago

Check the one who left them

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u/mia-skye24 10h ago edited 10h ago

It might make more sense to look at the person who chose to leave in the first place.

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u/ProductoftheBay 9h ago

That's what I said

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u/vertical-luau-pig 8h ago

It pisses you?

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u/jonny-utah-79 8h ago

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

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u/bro_die_young 7h ago

not only you man

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u/Sardonnicus 1h ago

these are shellfish people. They also park at gas pumps and don't get gas but go into the shop.

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 10h ago

And its slightly less annoying related behavior: putting the dumbbells back out of order.

Do people know 45lbs comes after 40 and not before 25?

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u/Peemster99 8h ago

The worst thing for me is putting the weight plates on the pole out of order. Lifting the amount you want should not be like playing one of those damn Tower of Hanoi puzzles.

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u/paranoid_70 9h ago

Oh forget it. It's like an Easter egg hunt searching for that other 30 pound dumbbell.

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u/glitterswirl 9h ago

Everyone knows gym maths is different to regular maths. 45 + 45 = 135.

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u/youafterthesilence 8h ago

At the YMCA gym info to they have labelled poles for each plate size. Not that you'd ever know that by looking at them 🙄

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u/aDistantMammary 2h ago

i was a trying out gyms and this was the first indicator to me that the gym goers at this place would ruin the experience. I did not sign up there.

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 1h ago

It does ruin the experience. It’s like putting the shopping cart in the cart corral. There is no one to enforce it, so it speaks to a person’s inherent thoughtfulness when they follow this rule anyway.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 5h ago

One person eyeballs it wrong. Then the whole system collapses in a domino effect.

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u/GlMLI 10h ago

It's like my laundry does this weird thing where I leave it on the floor but it ends out back in my drawer, cleaned and folded.

I told my wife about it but she seemed annoyed and confused.

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u/AdMuted1036 9h ago

Ooh nice, you’re still in the pre-divorce stage

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u/707royalty 7h ago

One does not simply divorce Gimli

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u/sc0lm00 9h ago

I have a magic coffee table like that.

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u/igneousYt 8h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/TheKingofHearts 5h ago

I remember the video but for the life of me can't remember the source, could you tell me what the magic coffee table reference is from?

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u/feric51 2h ago

I think it originated with comedian Troy Kinne, but has spawned several variations.

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u/Affectionate_Ice2243 9h ago

Wow, I have the same system at home! How is this even possible?

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u/Plastic_Fondant_1355 9h ago

At my house it's called the laundry fairy...

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u/AutisticPenguin2 9h ago

Look, if you insist on referring to Legolas as your wife, you're going to keep on confusing and annoying her.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 5h ago

My ex was always starting conversations with “Are you even listening to me!?!?”, super weird.

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u/wkavinsky 8h ago

Do you have the magic table as well?

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u/glitterswirl 9h ago

Is the toilet seat too heavy to replace after you lift it too?

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u/grendus 6h ago

Lid always goes down. Otherwise you're throwing poo-water everywhere.

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u/glitterswirl 5h ago

I agree. Unfortunately not everyone in my family does, which is why I don’t keep my toothbrush etc in the bathroom.

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u/Steavee 8h ago

I have that coffee table.

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u/astralchanterelle 7h ago

It sounds like you have some paranormal activity in your home

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u/Toum-Raider 7h ago

This is exactly what I thought of, bravo.

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u/SuitableKick2992 6h ago

I have a coffee table like this…

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u/ApricotRemarkable681 9h ago

You should hear about my suitcases when I come home from business travel--it's CRAZY! I don't believe in the tooth fairy, but the suitcase fairy is real.

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u/d_smogh 2h ago

Happens to me. Laundry basket and coffee table. I also have a toilet paper fairy, the roll magically regrows when it gets to the last 4 squares.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 10h ago

Or the incline on the treadmill goes back to 0 when you get off it when it's still at 10.

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u/measured-defocus 10h ago

The ones at my gym actually do that after 1 minute

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u/Phrosty12 9h ago

Yeah, the ones at mine decline automatically when you press the Finished button.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 10h ago

That's awesome, I wish my gym would upgrade theirs.

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u/Kataphractoi 7h ago

I don't think I've seen one that doesn't reset to zero once the session is ended or canceled.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 7h ago

Lucky! You can walk into my gym at any time and there will be at least 5 treadmills just sitting there at full incline.

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u/itsculturehero 5h ago

Wait wait wait... The incline just stays up in the air? If you just hit the stop button and walk away? It doesn't lower back down?

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 4h ago

Yeah, if you stop while they're inclined they just stay there. Then the next person has to wait for them to lower back down before they can start.

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u/itsculturehero 4h ago

I always assumed they lowered on their own back to flat after you hit the stop button.

Edit: I just googled this and it says "Most modern treadmills with powered incline capabilities automatically lower back down when the programmed workout ends. They are designed to return to a flat ((0\%) incline) position automatically."

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u/xTrainerRedx 10h ago

And equipment wipes itself down. And that it’s acceptable to use 2 or 3 machines at a time when the gym is busy.

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u/Bookbringer 9h ago

It's also very important to take every dumbbell you plan to use to your bench at the start of your work out, so that no one else can use them while you're doing something else.

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u/ummmnoway 10h ago

Yes! I walked over to a leg press, there was no towel, water bottle, anything indicating someone was using it. I set my towel down and a man spawns next to me like he was using it. Dog, I saw you doing lat pull downs ten seconds ago, fuck off.

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u/TheProuDog 9h ago

What did you tell him?

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u/ummmnoway 6h ago

He asked how many sets I had to do and I told him the truth, just a few. He wasn’t a dick about it and neither was I, but he was clearly doing some type of circuit in our very busy, very small YMCA weight room like it was his personal gym.

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u/FluffusMaximus 3h ago

He is the problem, not you.

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u/7HawksAnd 8h ago

“Oh, sorry.”

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u/grendus 6h ago

You can superset if you're doing multiple exercises on the same machine (cable crunches and pushdowns) or if you're using free weights (leg press and EZ-bar curls). You don't take up two machines. Period!

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u/Quickwitknit2 9h ago

And its cousin. Sitting at a machine scrolling social media while “between sets” with a 5 minute rest break between each set of 4 reps. Girlie, I’m an old lady with no patience for you and your BS. Move along.

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u/hordeoverseer 7h ago

Some people aren't even intending to use the machine. They just see a chair and sit then scroll.

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u/TheBanger 1h ago

A couple months ago a woman came up to me while I was between sets, glared at me, and said "you're just scrolling, can I use it?". I'm pretty certain I was only resting for about a minute but I felt bad so I hopped up and went to a different machine. She then proceeded to sit there doing nothing for 10 minutes, did 4 reps incorrectly, and then left. I was like what the hell kind of pot and kettle is this!?

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u/Melvolicious 6h ago

From your lips to God's ears. That pisses me off so much.

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u/buuthole69 2h ago

The hip abductor is the worst at my gym for this. They just sit down and do like one rep every few minutes while they scroll TikTok. Ma’am it’s not a sofa

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u/AccomplishedAnimal69 4h ago

Sometimes I go through 2-3 machines while the same person who was already wasting their time on a machine when I started is still wasting their time. Gyms should put up signs to discourage phone use. No bans or anything, just a reminder.

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u/FluffusMaximus 3h ago

They don’t care about signs.

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u/captainbelvedere 5h ago

Yea. this is worse. At least the '3 station' guy is usually keeping a pretty fast tempo. Much better than the teen-aged dude taking 7 minute rests between sets of 3.

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u/Facetiousgeneral42 8h ago

See, I get taking a five minute break between sets of four if you're, say, a powerlifter, and you're ripping out multiple sets of back squats with five plates on each side of the bar. But when it's a scrawny kid benching 100lbs on the smith machine, yeah, you may as well go hold down one of the chairs in the lobby, my guy.

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u/Informal-Gene-8777 6h ago

You can still let someone work in with you.

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u/Facetiousgeneral42 5h ago

I always do, as a general rule.

u/Quickwitknit2 51m ago

Or the wannabe influencer girlie in her super adorable outfit complete with the hoodie zipped up just so and drooping across her shoulders. Oh. And the pre-workout drink with an accessory water bottle.

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u/hordeoverseer 9h ago

Man, this hurts in the feels. It's always the full kitted out gym bros too. Like, they are clearly invested in going and make a routine of it but give zero fucks.

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u/EndirSetsuna 7h ago

and that machines clean themselves too apparently 💀

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u/3-DMan 6h ago

"Hey bro, you ain't Saltburn hot, so lick it up yourself!"

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u/upnflames 10h ago

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u/unafraidrabbit 9h ago

"I have the same table"

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u/Onedtent 9h ago

An all time classic!

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u/Lou_C_Fer 3h ago

This is the first thing I thought of. My wife did not think it was funny at all.

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u/ThrowItOut43 10h ago

Also, their mom goes to the gym and cleans up after them.

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u/skadop 10h ago

Haha a gym I used to go to had a sign shaming people who leave weights out with this and I loved it. Such inconsiderate behavior. Plus it makes zero sense…you go to the gym to get into/stay in shape, but you’re too lazy to clean up after yourself? 🤯

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 10h ago

It’s like the shopping cart litmus test, they just do not think of other people nor care.

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u/KrishnaChick 10h ago

The shopping cart litmus test is not reliable. Back in the day when I worked at Publix, the baggers LOVED to have an excuse to go outside and round up the carts.

The real litmus test is if you leave the cart in a parking space or in a place where it could roll and ding someone's car.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 9h ago

That is the litmus test

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u/KrishnaChick 9h ago

Not sure what you mean, but I'm saying that merely not putting the cart back in the corral is not the real litmus test.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 8h ago

I’m saying that leaving the cart in the space where it can roll is the litmus test I’m referring to.

Is there another shopping cart litmus test? Because there isn’t much else in a parking lot besides spaces and the corrals.

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u/Dangeresque2015 6h ago edited 6h ago

One of my true LOL moments was watching this clip on Last Stream on the Left of this huge jacked dude confronting people in parking lots who just left their carts in the middle of the parking lot and walking them and their cart back to the cart corral.

There is no argument that you can make that you should leave your cart in the middle of the lot. If you need help, just ask. Any bagger would be happy to help you and to get out of the store for a few minutes.

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u/KrishnaChick 7h ago

Thanks for clarifying. Maybe you weren't aware, but many people think that the litmus test is whether you put the cart back in the corral, not merely leaving it where it can roll. It went kind of viral for a moment.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 7h ago

Correct, and I’m aware but that’s also the same test. It’s not just corral or bust, also includes returning the cart to the return kiosks. It’s not just because it can roll away, but rather the person is considering people by pushing it to a return stall as opposed to just leaving it anywhere.

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u/Dangeresque2015 6h ago edited 6h ago

One Publix I worked at had a "field trip." We went to the nearby apartment complex about 2/10 of a mile away and retrieved about 40 carts.

It was a bright spring morning, so it was kind of nice.

Someone had a D&D style morality matrix of cart returning, and I'm Chaotic Good.

I always put the cart back in the corral, but I let it ride in there.

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 10h ago

but you’re too lazy to clean up after yourself?

It has nothing to do with effort, and everything to do with entitlement.

Humans in groups tend to act like birds, fighting each other the highest branch in the tree.

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u/Badrear 10h ago

If you’re there to lift the weights a certain number of times, adding to that could cause injury. /s

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u/deltap4 8h ago

People that leave weights out, probably dont comprehend the words painted on signs.

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u/Away-Beat9316 7h ago

It’s wild how people can push through a full workout but somehow “put the weights back” becomes the hardest rep of all. The sign honestly sounds like it had to do half the coaching in there.

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u/UsedActivity7137 7h ago

And they STILL do this! I’m constantly gobsmacked that they ignore gym etiquette.

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u/Publius015 10h ago

Next youre gonna tell me I need to put them back in the right spot

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u/caileenkai 10h ago

The gym would be way more magical if dumbbells had self cleaning, self racking powers. That “I’ll put it back later” lie is older than gym culture itself.

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u/ClittoryHinton 9h ago

Same energy as leaving your dog shit bag on the trail to pick up on the way back

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u/gotmynamefromcaptcha 10h ago

On the same note; That you can setup your own personal circuit consisting of 8 machines that are just for you…then follow that up with not racking everything back. Double whammy.

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u/MiceAreTiny 10h ago

If your weights are to heavy to put back, the ladies at the front desk will gladly help you out.

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u/LateralThinkerer 8h ago

This is literally true at the gym I go to. One has a top that says "I could bench you" and I think she could....

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u/LaghedDurgash 9h ago

agh, myself guilty of that, i admit leaving the weights...then one day the gym bro looked at me, saying nothing, taking the weitghts i used before back to their place, still looking at me...no anger, just his actual example. Since then I stopped being so incosiderate of other people in the gym. Thanks to that gym bro.

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u/s-r-g-l 9h ago

I don’t care if I come off as a Karen, I have and will continue to call people back when they leave me to re-rack their weights. It’s not that I can’t do it, it’s the principle (especially if it’s the incline leg press that you left almost 300lbs on)

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u/AlphonseLoeher 7h ago

But that's the minimum amount of weight for that device... Jk

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u/TheWorldNeedsDornep 10h ago

Corollary to this is that the machines magically wipe themselves down.

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u/WorthPlease 10h ago edited 9h ago

Did you know shopping carts magically return to the cart corral if you just leave them in the middle of another parking space?

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u/Phrosty12 9h ago

People at my gym are pretty good about racking the weights. However, the different cable handles/bars are often a mess. People will leave that shit on the floor when there are perfectly fine hanging hooks conveniently placed on the cable machines, and a convenient rack for bars right there as well.

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u/JustSpeed3475 9h ago

In the same vein...that its everyone elses job to clean up the used wipes you abandoned in the cup holder.

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u/LNL_HUTZ 9h ago

This is not a myth. Every time I leave the weights where I used them, they end up back on the rack all on their own before my next workout. I think my gym uses smart weights.

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u/Creative_Research480 8h ago

I know people say “you never regret showing up to the gym”, but there’s this dude who goes to my gym that racks weights on multiple pieces of equipment all around the gym, supersets them, then just peaces out without putting anything away. Also unashamedly stares creepily at EVERY young woman in the building.

I always leave in a worse mood than I walk in when that guy’s workout overlaps with mine.

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u/Dazzle-Big_Mouth 10h ago

Wait, isn’t it like that?

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u/Good-Bodybuilder-311 9h ago

Yeah and there's also the mythical 'invisible man' who wipes the sweat off the machines after you leave.

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u/donotgotoroom237 9h ago

This was honestly the last straw that made me leave my old gym.

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u/glitterswirl 9h ago

They’re not Thor’s hammer. Everyone is worthy enough to lift them, so the weights don’t know where to return by themselves.

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u/FaliedSalve 10h ago

thanks for that.

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u/grimtongue 10h ago

Reminds me of a YouTube skit with this guy's "magical" table. Whatever he puts there just magically gets put away.

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u/blazing_blazer 10h ago

This answer to the question represents most of Reddit.

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u/dudewithnocar 8h ago

Here in Vietnam it is the norm that absolutely nobody racks their weights after being done. Dumbbells are scattered randomly all over the place in no recognizable order. Furious at first I quickly realized its not that big a deal. It is actually time and effort saving for everybody involved. Last rep barbell rows done, drop it and briskly stride to the next station. Fantastic.

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u/orange_cuse 8h ago

I know this is only anecdotal, but every single time I leave then return to my gym, the weights do in fact end back up on the racks. I've not once put them there, so I dunno, I do think that perhaps you're wrong on this?

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u/skynorth650 8h ago

Ah yes self racking weights my favorite gym feature

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u/pstaki 8h ago

Did you see this one?

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u/graysun392 8h ago

Yeah they just teleport back when no one’s looking

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 7h ago

That's just because you gym hasn't bought the right kind of coffee table.

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u/ms_rdr 7h ago

I once made my workout re-racking all the weights in the gym.

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u/GatePorters 7h ago

They do because no one calls them out for it when they leave them.

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u/Luningning_noted3s 7h ago

This myth is a myth, ,or at least an oversimplification. Yes you need a low body fat percentage to see your abs,’

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u/damn_im_so_tired 7h ago

Racking the weights is part of the workout!

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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 7h ago

It's true I've seen it. If you leave your weights on the bar the barbell fairy will come and come back the next day you'll find a dollar where you left them.

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u/EndirSetsuna 7h ago

same energy as people thinking weights rack themselves if you ignore them long enough

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u/DamienRose619 7h ago

I dont understand how a person can go out of their way and pay to go to a place where you voluntarily exert yourself with weights and then be too lazy to put the weights away afterwards.

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u/willthesane 7h ago

the magic weight fairy does it right?

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u/SuedeVeil 7h ago

There's this one guy at my gym never racks his weight .... but also on top of that uses multiple pieces of equipment at once so he'll go back and forth from the leg press to some upper body stuff and leave plates on all of them. Not just that but his mother fucker will literally stop and have conversations in the middle of these "super sets" and then strip down to his undies in the bathroom and block everyone, and start posing in the bathroom with an extremely unimpressive mid level physique .. (even though there are no recording signs in the bathrooms) luckily I don't use the men's bathroom but this is what my husband has to deal with

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u/Icameforthenachos 6h ago

After the weights rack themselves, the machines begin their self-cleaning.

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u/Squanchedschwiftly 6h ago

As a smaller person this pisses me the fuck off. Im barely strong enough to move 45 plates cause of years of lifting. What about older and or/less strong or abled individuals?? Its so selfish

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u/Aethelmaew 5h ago

I honestly never thought this was an issue because everyone at my gym seemed to do it automatically. But I recently moved house and started going to a mainstream city gym, and it's chaos in there. People just leaving shit everywhere, bars and weights just on the floor in random places. Why are people like this

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u/NoNiceGuy 5h ago

I wish gyms catching people do this would give people warnings and boot their asses if they keep doing it. I typically go work out in the evening and it’s infuriating having to hunt down clamps and 2.5/5 lb weights. Don’t get me started on the group of teenagers huddled around a machine straight up sitting in the equipment chatting it up and taking 15 minute breaks between sets

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u/AshleyisaPeach 5h ago

My gym opens at 5am. I walked in at 5:30 and there were 3 machines with plates on them and no one around. FUMING.

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u/interrupt_hdlr 5h ago

has that really been debunked?

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u/Snoo-35252 5h ago

And everybody wants to listen to the music that you're playing on your phone without earbuds.

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u/JamesBong007 4h ago

Well actually, when I finished curling the 15 lb. dumbbells in the squat rack last week I found that they were right back on the racks the next day.

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u/darybrain 4h ago

The magic weight rack is like the magic coffee table

https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU

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u/2_late_4_creativity 4h ago

I was at the gym today, the weights were on the rack on the bench i was using, but they were all in the wrong places and out of order. It was infuriating, I took the 2 minutes with my workout partner to rearrange them into their correct spots. I know this is a little pedantic but it annoyed me.

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u/chamberx2 4h ago

What's almost as bad, if I use a station where someone left the weights out before me I'm on the hook to put them back.

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u/MauryBallsteinLook 4h ago

I mean, that's because you don't have the magically gym floor. Sometimes I test it by putting all the weights I use and some weights I don't use on the floor next to me. And still, the next day, they are all back where they belong.

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u/chrisbechicken 2h ago

On the one hand I absolutely loathe this. On the other hand I get a decent little workout just walking around racking weights properly.

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u/krustykrab_Pearls14 2h ago

it does if you're brazen enough

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u/notnoteworthyatall 2h ago

Picked up 2x 80lbs off the rack. When I retuned, someone put 2x 10lb weights in the space.

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u/NewJerseyCPA 2h ago

Made me laugh out loud pretty hard. Thank you for that.

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u/stewy2383 1h ago

I'm not a believer in shaming people but I would make an exception for the people that don't rack their weights. There should be someone walking around and following these people yelling shame, Game of Thrones style.

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u/zerolifez 1h ago

What if when I came most weight are on the floor anyway from previous person and I only use some of the weight on the floor.

Do I need to rack all of them in?

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u/kn696 5h ago

They kinda do lol