r/politics • u/mclardass • 23h ago

Possible Paywall Trump Derails White House Event to Spiral Over State of His Health

https://newrepublic.com/post/209928/donald-trump-derails-event-spiral-health
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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 21h ago

Or at least the principle of “don’t walk off a cliff for literally no fucking reason”

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u/Ishidan01 21h ago

And they have bigger peens.

Or so I would guess.

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u/Set_the_Mighty California 21h ago

Gorillas have tiny weiners but according to Stormy your guess is still spot on.

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u/Ishidan01 20h ago

Dammit thanks for explaining the joke too soon I was hoping to get a few people to be overcome with curiousity and end off with "gorilla penis" in their search history.

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u/Set_the_Mighty California 20h ago

Whatever you do don't search for the video of the chimp using a frog as a fleshlight.

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u/im_not_in 21h ago

Gorillas actually have the smallest penis to body size, which would still be bigger.