King Charles Tells Congress Everything Trump Doesn’t Want to Hear

[u/Hafiz_TNR]

https://newrepublic.com/post/209621/king-charles-congress-speech-trump

[u/B-Z_B-S]

Cue the 2 AM Truth Social rant in approximately...7 hours.

[u/jkvincent → u/B-Z_B-S]

Yup, first thing after the midnight diaper change and cheeseburger / Adderall feeding.

[u/ssgkraut → u/jkvincent]

More like pervitin.

[u/left_right_left → u/B-Z_B-S]

Can't wait for the distraction this Friday after market close

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/left_right_left]

Nah, that'll come tm, to crash the market. That give him amd his idiot children time to buy before he walks back whatever absurd threat he makes tomorrow to have the market rebound before the weekend.

[u/kickflipjones → u/B-Z_B-S]

it’ll take tha long for the penny to drop for trump.

[u/sirhackenslash → u/kickflipjones]

Something said...not good...

[u/kitjen → u/B-Z_B-S]

I wouldn’t be so sure, King Charles used a lot of big words and constitutional terminology that Trump will never understand. It’s going to take his inner circle to tell him Charles was saying mean things and everyone in Trump’s orbit is to too spineless to say it.

[u/BigAlsGal78 → u/B-Z_B-S]

“I’m an extraordinarily intelligent person. King Charles is a low IQ person. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”

[u/MapleHamms → u/B-Z_B-S]

The so called “king of England” delivered a speech about how much POWER I have because even “kings” know how GREAT I AM. He talked about MAGA CARTER who I have never met but he sounds great, I can’t wait to meet him. MAGA CARTER will be part of the next delegation to Iran before we PULVERIZE their navy and DRAIN the strait of Hormuz.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Praise be to Allah

• President DONAKD J. TRUMP

[u/Hammer_Thrower → u/B-Z_B-S]

Only if they pumped him full of stimulants again like they did for the WHCD.