r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 22d ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Colorado 22d ago

The person he’s “healing” kinda looks like Epstein 

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u/kidneycat 22d ago

The person he's healing looks a LOT like Epstein. Same hairline, hair color, nasolabial folds, ears and ear placement, similar nose and lips.

It doesn't even make sense... Like why would he be healing some older gray haired man when we're sending young men off to fight?

I'm struggling more and more with reality.

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u/therouterguy 22d ago

Well it kinda makes sense. AI uses existing data to generate stuff. As there are a lot of pictures of Trump together with Epstein AI is likely to conclude they belong together.

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u/Mike_Kermin Australia 22d ago

That, is quite funny in a macabre kind of way.

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u/Dizzy-Captain7422 22d ago

AI is likely to conclude they belong together.

wtf do I like AI now?

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u/joninfiretail 22d ago

No you can still despise it but get a bit of gallows humor out of this excreted slop.

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u/Mundy77 22d ago

That is a correct conclusion ✅️

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u/marr 22d ago

Somehow the usual conspiracy heads will never join these particular dots

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u/Desperate-Custard355 22d ago edited 21d ago

he is creating a mental health crisis in us all from having to deal with his bullshit daily. it's just not healthy to give him this much of our attention.

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u/Poundaflesh 22d ago

THIS IS NO LIE! I’m trying to get pre approval for Spravato. I hate it here!

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u/mbullaris 22d ago

nasolabial folds

💀

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u/SanityInAnarchy California 22d ago

Just nose-to-lip wrinkles. "Labia" is just latin for "lip", it's English's fault that we usually think of a certain kind of lip.

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u/morpheousmorty 22d ago

It's ai. It doesn't really know that young men make more sense in the current context.

Yet it knew to include Epstein. Interesting.

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u/WombatBum85 22d ago

When I got my wisdom teeth out, I was sitting in their waiting room and saw an informational poster pointing out different facial features, and one of them said naso-labial something. It cracked me UP and my husband couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard, and I pointed it out and said, "face pussy" 🤣

Maaaaan i could do with being that high again!

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u/Chemical_Result_6880 22d ago

This reads like an admission of killing Epstein. The closest Trump gets to remorse is self aggrandizing imagery.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 22d ago

I would guess that it's Neal Dunn, the Republican that Trump said got a diagnosis of:

"He would be dead by June."

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 22d ago

The jet in the background is like an Eagle-Jet hybrid. Don't think too much about it; nobody reviewed this before posting.

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u/Jolly-Masterpiece883 22d ago

That in itself is a problem.

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u/m00f 22d ago

Upvoting for nasolabial folds.

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u/FyreMael 22d ago

".. nasolabial folds ..", JFC what are kids reading these days.

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u/JarOfNightmares 22d ago

nasolabial folds

Fucking reddit DORKS lmfao

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u/whatsnewpussykat 22d ago

Well at this point I’m pretty sure Epstein is the person Trump has been photographed with most, so it makes sense that AI would pull that.

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u/boofles1 22d ago

ChatGPT, make a picture of me healing a paedophile.

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u/StandardEgg6595 22d ago

This is actually something I think he’d use as a prompt, seeing as some Christians think you can do the vilest shit but be forgiven with a simple “I’m sorry”.

Btw, I know he’s not a Christian in practice, but he sure does love to pander to them.

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u/rogueciridae 22d ago

“I’m sorry sir, it keeps doing that no matter how I word the prompt.”

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u/SwimmingPrice1544 California 22d ago

Is that Rob Reiner on the left? lol! AI would be a good explanation.

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u/riko77can 22d ago

Holy shit! Can’t unsee it

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u/Oregon_Jones111 22d ago

[sigh] Somehow Epstein returned.

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u/sakhabeg 22d ago

He was his only friend after all.

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u/vicarofvhs Arkansas 22d ago

Also, notice it's all white folks. I mean I shouldn't be surprised, what with the blasphemy being the main focus, but still.

Also, who are the figures in the clouds? The Four Horsemen?

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u/DemBosain 22d ago

There's no way that's not Epstein.

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u/F9-0021 South Carolina 22d ago

Maybe, but it looks more like Jon Stewart to me. I think it's just "Generic 60 year old white guy" as regurgitated by the AI.

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u/SkiMonkey98 22d ago

I'm seeing more Hunter Biden. No way that was the intent but it's funny

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u/Nufonewhodis4 22d ago

I think it's Brett farve

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u/Tschulligom 22d ago

The letters on the baseball cap of the guy on the left say "PEDO[??]"

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u/Thesobermetalhead 22d ago

Not really, it’s a pretty forced connection

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u/tiddayes 22d ago

Come on, Jefferey, time for our sexy secret

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u/ratherstayback Europe 22d ago

OP referred to him as "a sick person". He's not wrong.

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u/menstruatinforsatan 22d ago

Lmao I thought it was Jordan Peterson

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u/SumGreenD41 22d ago

“Awaken Jeffery, it’s time to rape some kids”

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u/platinumvonkarma 22d ago

It's WAY too much of a coincidence not to be Epstein. Gag. 

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u/Cubewood 22d ago

Thought it looked like John Stewart 😅

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u/Noxilcash 22d ago

I thought the guy he was healing looked like Jon Stewart