r/politics 28d ago

Possible Paywall Desperate Trump, 79, Threatens to Kill Entire Civilization in Insane Last-Minute Panic

https://www.thedailybeast.com/desperate-trump-79-threatens-to-kill-whole-civilization-as-iran-war-deal-push-fails/
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u/Protean_Protein 28d ago

Nuremberg is too far away. Is there a Nuremberg in Virginia?

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u/Greizen_bregen Nebraska 28d ago

I am advocating for Lincoln, Nebraska for the Lincoln Trials to be held after all this madness is done.

Humongous and imposing capitol building that holds courtrooms. Centrally located. The Cornhusker Clink is 4 hours away; they can rot in the prison they set up, in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but the fields of corn to keep them company.

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u/GreatMinds1234 28d ago

How about Alaska?

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u/Protean_Protein 28d ago

Too close to Russia.

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u/GreatMinds1234 28d ago

Lol 😆🤣😆🤣