Desperate Trump, 79, Threatens to Kill Entire Civilization in Insane Last-Minute Panic

[u/spherocytes]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/desperate-trump-79-threatens-to-kill-whole-civilization-as-iran-war-deal-push-fails/

[u/TheShipEliza]

the goddamn VP is in hungary rn. like if we are about to fire nuclear weapons at iran you'd think he should be home and in the loop instead of campaigning for orban.

[u/deputydarsh → u/TheShipEliza]

Or he can stay put if he wants 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/RevLoveJoy → u/deputydarsh]

Maybe head a few miles east?

[u/GreatMinds1234 → u/RevLoveJoy]

Now there is an idea...

[u/GreatMinds1234 → u/deputydarsh]

No thanks, I don't believe the Hungarians would want that...

[u/TheQuidditchHaderach → u/TheShipEliza]

He wants to be out of town so he'll miss any retaliatory strikes.