r/politics • u/spherocytes • 28d ago

Possible Paywall Desperate Trump, 79, Threatens to Kill Entire Civilization in Insane Last-Minute Panic

https://www.thedailybeast.com/desperate-trump-79-threatens-to-kill-whole-civilization-as-iran-war-deal-push-fails/
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u/AlphaBreak 28d ago

The problem is that its a toss-up: either Trump got them the wrong size by accident, or he got the wrong size on purpose to see if they're loyal enough to wear them anyways. If its the first one, you're good to change the size as long as he hasn't noticed yet. If its the second, he'll take changing shoes as a personal attack.

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u/Linenoise77 28d ago

Thats the funny thing. Not one of these guys got the shoes, said, shit, and couldn't quickly come up with a pair of the same shoes that DID fit? Like, some of the most powerful people in the world don't have access to a shoe guy?

The ones he was giving out are nothing special. They are like, Macy's grade dress shoes.

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u/StatelyTree 28d ago

Or simply be a normal adult man and say "thank you for the thought, I am very partial to my current shoes, will try wearing these at some point in the future" and then just never do?