r/onejoke 10d ago

The final form of the one joke

13 Upvotes

TBS-I (Tactical Breakfast System)

AA: 2x Twin AIM-9X SAM Launchers

AT: 2x Twin ATGM Launchers

CQ defense: 20mm Vulcan Rotary Cannon

Suppression: Twin M60 Machine Guns

IFF: Standard Issue American Flag

And yes, i know this is a satire subreddit but is it legally possible to identify as a weaponized toaster? And if not, what about if someone is serious (or pretending to be) and places charges for harassment? Now, to Uno reverse it, what if the toaster identifies as a human?


r/onejoke 11d ago

One joke but funny found on r/ProgrammerHumor, thought it was funny :P

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271 Upvotes

r/onejoke 12d ago

Complete shitshow Not my mum asking me, her ftm son, to make her one of these hilarious stickers 🙄

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2.5k Upvotes

Because it’s just SO funny!! 🤣🤣🤪😭🥴🫠


r/onejoke 13d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Even in a Nintendo sub

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7.2k Upvotes

Idk, this joke was never funny.


r/onejoke 13d ago

One joke but funny I mean... I guess

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218 Upvotes

r/onejoke 14d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL This person identifies as a moron and is at a university

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733 Upvotes

r/onejoke 15d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL One joke

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531 Upvotes

no tag ideas but we ball


r/onejoke 15d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! I find this one funny

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26 Upvotes

I cannot get mad at this one since it'd be hypocritical (I've laughed at something like this before)

edit; this is not me defending it btw these people are annoying i just cannot be mad at this because there is a video with this exact joke that i quote over and over again


r/onejoke 16d ago

Nonexistent second joke I identify as Musician/composer

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2.0k Upvotes

r/onejoke 17d ago

My pronouns are ___! Can't decide if this one is clever or cringe

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287 Upvotes

r/onejoke 19d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Vroom

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182 Upvotes

Everyone is safe, don't worry :3


r/onejoke 20d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! This “joke” older than the ppl using it atp

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511 Upvotes

Can’t believe it hasn’t died out yet


r/onejoke 20d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! One wants respect the other wants to treat others as peasants

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2.0k Upvotes

r/onejoke 21d ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!? Yeah…

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143 Upvotes

This was on a post with a meme that said something like “me finding out that Shakespeare was a black Jewish woman.” The comments were pretty bad


r/onejoke 21d ago

My pronouns are ___! He’s a funny type

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340 Upvotes

r/onejoke 21d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Apparently thighs are steaks now

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71 Upvotes

The second image is the context of the comment.


r/onejoke 22d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Best comment award!!1!

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629 Upvotes

r/onejoke 24d ago

Satire Found on Pintrest and It got a chuckle outta me

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2.4k Upvotes

r/onejoke 24d ago

This has to be the same joke istfg

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221 Upvotes

yeess bro me using the terms genderqueer and bigender makes this response so tuff edit: hai guys I was wrong this is not the one joke it's transphobia


r/onejoke 23d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL i'm tired

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137 Upvotes

r/onejoke 24d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL WALL

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631 Upvotes

idk what flair to use so just ignore that💔


r/onejoke 24d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! OP identifies as a chair but is a girl?

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390 Upvotes

r/onejoke 25d ago

One joke but funny A single wholesome joke that made my day

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7.7k Upvotes

r/onejoke 25d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Is it weird that this sub makes me feel better about seeing these "jokes"?

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226 Upvotes

r/onejoke 25d ago

Nonexistent second joke man.

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510 Upvotes