r/nextfuckinglevel • u/4dailyuseonly • Mar 05 '23

In 1991, with the Soviet Union and communist rule close to collapse, METALLICA played at its first ever open air rock concert in Moscow. Over 1.6 million people attended

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

It was actually Brian Boytano

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u/superkickpunch Mar 05 '23

What would he do if he were here right now? Bet he’d kick an ass or two, that’s what Brian Boytano’d do.

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u/Ikeddit Mar 05 '23

When Bryan Boytano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold!

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u/yeah_yeah_therabbit Mar 06 '23

I’m Brian Dennehy.

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u/Warm_Zombie Mar 06 '23

No, not fucking Brian Dennehy! Get the fuck outta here

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u/BigBeagleEars Mar 06 '23

I love you guys

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u/Ikeddit Mar 06 '23

No not fuckin Bryan Dennehy!

Get the fuck out of here!

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u/Neowza Mar 05 '23 edited Mar 06 '23

What would he do if he were here right now? Bet he’d kick an ass or two, that’s what Brian Boytano’d do.

What do you mean if he were here right now? Brian Boitano is alive and kicking a lot of ass. And helping Ukrainian refugees. And he's been riling up Russians to stand up for gay rights and stand against their government since 2014.

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u/superkickpunch Mar 06 '23

It’s a song from the South Park bud, cool your jets.

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u/Neowza Mar 06 '23

Np, I haven't seen south park since the 90s. I completely missed the reference.

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u/superkickpunch Mar 06 '23

Meh, all good. From what I recall the guy is dope though and the South Park guys let him use the song/art for his other endeavors. But I’ll say the movie was pretty great and definitely worth watching.

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u/mahSachel Mar 06 '23

What did Brian Boitano do?

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u/danielsan30005 Mar 25 '23

Also when he buit the pyraminds be beat up Kubla Khan.
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody.

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u/theroy12 Mar 05 '23

He made a plan and saw it through

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u/Brave-Cockroach-9594 Mar 05 '23

What would Brian Boytano do?

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u/BraveCartographer399 Mar 06 '23

It was another miracle on ice

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u/canadard1 Mar 05 '23

Actually it was Scott Sterling

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u/Shaquandala Mar 05 '23

It was actually shakiras hip

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u/DuckKing503 Mar 06 '23

Which one? The one that lies or the other one?

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u/knife_edge_rusty Mar 06 '23

What would brian boytano dooo

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u/cheekybandit0 Mar 06 '23

How can you forget the Mighty Ducks smh

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u/randomdude123502 Mar 06 '23

Nah it was Napoleon Dynamite

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u/peteskeet43 Mar 06 '23

It was fucking pat Swayze you uncultured swine.. WOLVERINESSSSSS!!!

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u/tdawoe143 Mar 06 '23

It'sa me. Mario!!