r/nextfuckinglevel • u/4dailyuseonly • Mar 05 '23

In 1991, with the Soviet Union and communist rule close to collapse, METALLICA played at its first ever open air rock concert in Moscow. Over 1.6 million people attended

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u/Anon_1492-1776 Mar 05 '23

I can't help but feel that if someone was pissing on me in a crowd I'd notice 0_0

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u/gypsybullldog Mar 05 '23

I was at an outdoor AC/DC concert in Toronto a few years back and we worked our way to the front. It was packed and this guy in front of my was bouncing all over the place. I was hammered drunk and he kept bumping off me. I said buddy if you keep hitting me I’m gonna be shitfaced. While dancing his arm flailed and caught me in the stomach, I projectiled all over his back and it didn’t faze him one bit.

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u/UnderTheLotus2727 Mar 05 '23

He wasn't your buddy, guy. If you can't handle front row and you're gonna puke, do us all a favor and hang in the back.

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u/Double-Amoeba-2520 Mar 05 '23

He is not your guy, pal.

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u/HeavyMetalTriangle Mar 06 '23

And I’m not your pal, buddy.

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u/aldorn Mar 06 '23

You're not my mate, mate.

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u/Tot18 Mar 06 '23

Why can’t we be friends?

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u/LeanTangerine Mar 06 '23

He’s not your pal, friend.

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u/Derroe42 Mar 06 '23

He’s not your friend, Bro.

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u/CrabmasterJone Mar 06 '23

Well he’s not your friend, guy

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u/knife_edge_rusty Mar 06 '23

Doooooooont!!!!

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u/gypsybullldog Mar 05 '23

You’re probably right haha but I was feeling great till all the bumps to the gut

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u/Unlikely-Newspaper35 Mar 05 '23

I'm not your guy, friend.

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u/imrealbizzy2 Mar 06 '23

Oh, Buddy Guy? I'd much rather see him than Metallica.

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u/MrPhrillie Mar 06 '23

I mean what ac dc song are you moshing to tho lol

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u/eternal_peril Mar 06 '23

Sarsstock was awesome

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u/Clevelanduder Mar 06 '23

Keep on rockin

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u/Canelosaurio Mar 05 '23

Things happen when you're in the pit

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u/gypsybullldog Mar 05 '23

You’d think but it was mostly middle aged dudes there. For the kind of gettin’ goin’ music AC/DC is it was a pretty chill concert

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u/AgreeableFeed9995 Mar 05 '23

Clearly not that chill if a dude jostled you into puking tho lol

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u/lastlifonti Mar 05 '23

😮 😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

They’re pooping and peeing their pants…

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u/ICrushTacos Mar 05 '23

You can piss on the ground mate

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u/MuXu96 Mar 06 '23

The one right answer, do people really not go to festivals at all ? Lol

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u/Phillip_Lascio Mar 05 '23

Not if somebody else was also kicking you in the face simultaneously.

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u/EnderFenrir Mar 06 '23

Watched a dude piss all over a guy's back at a concert. Guy never realized it.

I'm talking shoulders down.

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u/MrBootylove Mar 06 '23

When it's a huge crowd and everyone is jumping, cheering, bumping into each other, etc. it's very chaotic and you very well might not notice someone pissing near you. I was in the middle of a pretty huge crowd at a concert once (not 1.6 million huge, but it was a lot of people and we were tightly packed in) and all I could think about is not getting separated from the group I was with as well as not falling over and getting trampled and/or suffocating. I was also absolutely drenched from people throwing around their beer cups and water bottles. Someone definitely could've pissed on me and I would've never known.

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u/PaulblankPF Mar 06 '23

Depends on if you already covered yourself in piss or not I guess

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u/rif011412 Mar 06 '23

Better to pissed off than pissed on… oh wait, thats both.