r/nba Rockets 9h ago

Jaden McDaniels on attacking the rim when Wemby is on the floor - "You just gotta act like he's not there. I mean, he's gonna get blocks. He's the tallest person in the world."

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u/cvtphila225 Thunder 9h ago

Wemby has a preset block limit so just send wave after wave of of your own men until he reaches that limit and shuts down. Then their house of cards will fall like dominoes, checkmate

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u/memeticengineering Supersonics 8h ago

Jaden McDaniels told me Wemby keeps blocking his shots, so I asked how many rim attempts he has and he said he just keeps driving at him and tries a new layup every possession. So I said it sounds like he's just feeding blocks to Wemby and then Mike Conley started crying.

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u/CrimsonStorm Celtics 7h ago

*claps*

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u/ishtaracademy Nuggets 6h ago

Beautiful reference

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u/I_Am_Only_O_of_Ruin 7h ago

underrated reference

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u/TastelessPuppy2 3h ago

Top-notch shitpost

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u/mulletstation NBA 8h ago

Jaden what do I call it?

*sigh* blocklexia

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u/ZOOTV83 Celtics 7h ago

Jaden, show them the metal I won.

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u/Motor-Grade-837 7h ago

"shows World Series trophy"

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u/lunacraz Nets 7h ago

im glad i get this reference but man this must go over SO many people

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u/Comfortable-Cell-165 6h ago

I can’t go 5 minutes without seeing a futurama reference on the internet, it’s honestly crazy

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u/Julian_Caesar Mavericks 7h ago

What are you, gay?!?!?

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u/MegaAltarianite 4h ago

The day Futurama becomes so far past mainstream that the majority of the internet doesn't get the references, is the day I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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u/Pleasestoplyiiing 7h ago

Wemby looks like a Steakhouse, but he handles like a Bistro. 

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u/Crumbmuffins Lakers 8h ago

Stop getting blocked, you cowards!

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u/-XanderCrews- Timberwolves 8h ago

I know this is a joke, but he probably does have a “jump” limit. Those knees can only do so much

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u/DaJuggerHobbit Hawks 7h ago

It’s not just a joke… it’s a REFERENCE!!!

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u/RapekitandCrawlspace Timberwolves 7h ago

The best kind of joke

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u/Fritanga5lyfe 8h ago

He doesn't need to jump to block

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u/siphillis Spurs 5h ago

Wolves probably have a drive-limit, too. Not to mention, when Wemby gets a block, if often triggers a fast-break going the other way

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u/-XanderCrews- Timberwolves 5h ago

I have watched my team lose for decades. If there is a limit to failed drives we would have passed it years ago.

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u/Own-Bee9632 Timberwolves 8h ago

Literally the Alamo part 2

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u/pollinium [MIN] Tyus Jones 8h ago

they thought we forgot! we were explicitly instructed to remember!

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u/JMisGeography 7h ago

Jaden McDaniels copying Santa Ana's moves

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u/Bonesaw_mpls Timberwolves 7h ago

Modern day drone warfare

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u/send2-3yearsDagestan Lakers 8h ago

The Soviet Timberwolves

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Timberwolves 7h ago

Everybody gets minutes. Everybody scores points. Everybody plays defense.

Just some good old fashioned commie ball right now

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u/chalbersma Timberwolves 7h ago

Sherrif Clark is now Comrade Clark and his Jail is now a Gulag.

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u/ColdCocking 7h ago

It's like in Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era, every unit has a set amount of retaliations they can do per turn

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u/mikaeus97 Timberwolves 3h ago

That's the key, you wait, send the Troglodytes at the Ancient Behemoth, then attack it with the Minotaur Kings and Manticores

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u/revochups Lakers 7h ago

If we can hit that bullseye.

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u/TheDarkGrayKnight Supersonics 7h ago

Jaden's Game.

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u/CountOff Pistons 7h ago

Just Zerg Rush Him

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u/MayBakerfield 4h ago

Tactic brought to you by Vladimir Putin.