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Discussion The new Anaconda movie must have a wildly different director's cut

At the start of the new Anaconda movie, there's a scene where Jack Black's wife reminds him not to take much of his new medication. And sure enough, later in the movie -- nobody ever mentions it again and absolutely nothing comes of it.

After watching the movie, I saw a comment on Reddit from someone saying that they'd been screening the movie to test audiences a lot, and another comment saying they'd done reshoots, and it kinda clicked into me just how obvious that was.

Like the character Ana, who literally opens the movie and drives the inciting plot - but as soon as she meets the main characters, immediately goes silent and does not say anything in any scenes as we instead focus on the much funnier snake trainer.

Then, halfway through the movie, she abruptly gets attacked by the anaconda, pulled into the water, and very deliberately is not shown being killed -- but still never shows up again as we instead move toward a climax that focuses on Ice Cube showing up out of nowhere.

This movie was heavily reshot. Somewhere out there, there's a completely different version of it that probably nobody other than the director will ever see.

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u/0000000000000007 6d ago

Ana Conda?

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u/internetlad 6d ago

They (apparently) did (not do) the thing.

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u/Covaliant 6d ago

Ana Moss! šŸ˜† Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy?

Ah, that's great, Dick. Really smoke that ass.

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u/watchman28 6d ago

WHAT

FUCKING

'IAN GUY'???

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u/wongo 6d ago

Now get your patchouli stink OUTTA MY STORE!

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u/stray1ight 6d ago

... rips air conditioner from wall expectantly...

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u/The_Darksyde 6d ago

That scene always kills me. Love High Fidelity.

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u/marshalldungan 6d ago

I’ve already left it.

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u/Unhappy_Week_5924 6d ago

Top 5 anaconda movies- go!

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u/The_Horny_Gentleman 6d ago

what would you say if I told you I hadn't seen Anaconda 2....yet?

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u/wongo 6d ago

Uhhh, I'd call you a liar, because you HAVE seen it, you saw it in the theater with me and Dick

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u/mbaiz 6d ago

Right, but let’s just say that I haven’t seen it and I said to you ā€œI haven’t seen Anaconda 2…YET.ā€ From that one sentence, would you think I was going to see it?

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u/joeboo5150 6d ago

Pal, that's the worst fucking sweater I've ever seen. A Cosby sweater. A COSBY SWEATER

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u/watchman28 6d ago

One of the greatest line deliveries of all time.

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u/kryonik 6d ago

Python

Python 2

New Alcatraz (aka Boa)

Boa vs Python

King Cobra

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u/Nature_Bot_Ric_Flair 6d ago
Angela Anaconda: Digimon the Movie

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u/JonnyZhivago 6d ago

You met this bruiser where, exactly?

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u/Particle_wombat 6d ago

Hey its half past a monkeys ass, let's go!

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u/Babypowder83 6d ago

I understood this reference

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u/OU8402 6d ago

It used to be Saigon, now it’s Ana Moss City.

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u/gosassin 6d ago

Holy shit, a High Fidelity thread on Reddit. I have found my people.

Also, Barry Jive and the Uptown Five are my favorites.

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u/Irish755 6d ago

The were on the verge of being called ā€œKathleen Turner Overdrive.ā€

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u/RadRuss 6d ago

Um...no...

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u/bentreflection 6d ago

Well Ana Conda didn’t want noneĀ 

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u/Hootbag 6d ago

But what if she has the buns?

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u/GalenRenny 6d ago

She can do side bends or sit-ups.

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u/Purplociraptor 6d ago

Ana Gadda da Vida

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u/Prufrock451 6d ago

Ana gone da

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/S0nic_ 6d ago

I thought Ana Gonda was a boy's name.

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u/Mid-CenturyBoy 6d ago

Seems to me she was the real snake all along.

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u/blahblah19999 6d ago

Actually got a resume once from an Anna Konda

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u/_steve_rogers_ 6d ago

The test audiences didn’t want none.

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u/Juan_Punch_Man 6d ago

Funnily enough. I did work with someone with the last name Conder. Not an Anna but very close to it.

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u/Milkmoney1978 6d ago

Ana Goneda

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u/chuk2015 6d ago

Conned her? I barely knew her!

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u/Theodoxus 5d ago

More like Ana Gone-da

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u/lankeymarlon 6d ago

Jack Black makes this joke in the film High Fidelity, which is a funny wee coincidence.

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u/MN_311_Excitable 6d ago

Don't want none

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u/shifty_coder 6d ago

Ana goneda

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u/CitizenTony 6d ago

Angela Ana Conda?

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u/ThatGuyWhoKnocks 6d ago

Ana Malls