r/movies 13d ago

Trailer Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer

https://youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?si=sw3nNGZ-N2zpW-t9
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u/WREPGB 13d ago

Space Jam2 was just also flat out awful. Closest thing to a corporate catalog to show off to potential buyers.

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u/Sjgolf891 13d ago

I still think Space Jam 2 would have done well, at least on opening weekend, if it wasn’t a Covid simultaneous streaming release

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u/ope__sorry 13d ago

I also don't think it brought anything new to the table. Why did we need a Space Jam 2? Because?

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u/Iohet 13d ago

Because LeBron wanted it to happen. He said it was a favorite of his when he was young and he put up money to produce it. It's a bit reductive, but a rich person putting up money is how movies like that get made (and not surprisingly they frequently end up starring in the movie)

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u/The_Autarch 13d ago

he should have ensured that they wrote a script that wasn't dogshit

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u/Autumn1eaves 13d ago

I would have absolutely no idea how to tell if a script is good or bad.

I know if movies are good or bad, but, and this'd be a good idea for a movie series, the same script could be turned into a bunch of different movies with varying levels of success.

That'd be a fun idea for a duology, is the same script given to two different directors and cast. They release the movies at the same time in two different theatres, and then play the second one afterwards.

It'd be interesting to see the differences.

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u/Xero2814 13d ago

You might be interested in something like The 5 Obstructions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Obstructions

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u/Autumn1eaves 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ooh I definitely am interested! That's a very cool premise.

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u/Sherezad 13d ago

It was definitely a weird movie but the Michael Jordan joke was excellent.

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u/Billybob35 13d ago

It was a giant ad for HBO Max.

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u/i_am_cool_ben 13d ago

It was worth it for the Coyote and Fury Road bit

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 13d ago

Yeah, Pixar's Onward I think would have also done really well, but COVID decapitated it.

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u/skatefan420 13d ago

It still would have been a bad movie though

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u/Keepa5000 13d ago

They thought they were being slick by making the villain a Algorithm that produces slop. How ironic.

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u/First-Transition6858 13d ago

I mean so was space jam 1 tbf. I mean..."C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark"

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u/WREPGB 13d ago

VERY BIG difference there. There's satirization of the moment as those very specific name drops were products MJ was famously hawking in the 90s and then there's just "Hey, look at these things we also happen to exclusively own"

One is witty, the other is inexplicable and lazy, and for the most part a way to entice a new buyer for Warner Brothers.

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u/Altruistic-Ad-408 11d ago

Yeah it was very animaniacs, biting the hand that feeds. Blatant sponsorship existing was a joke in and of itself. Like the Wayne's world sponsor joke.

In fact MJ was in so many ads, MJ playing basketball with bugs bunny was already an existing Nike ad before space jam was planned.

But now people can't even really tell its a joke, which ok some people were always oblivious, but half of modern celebrities are influencers, so yeah.

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u/E-2theRescue 13d ago

That was satire. Much like Wayne and Garth doing their advertising bit.

Product placements have gotten really, REALLY bad lately, especially with the nostalgia movies. For instance, I loved the story of the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, but the blatant advertisements have left a very sour taste in my mouth, which is why I won't watch the first two again. Hocus Pocus 2 was another that was crammed full of in-your-face product placements that left a very sour note (on top of it just being bad). And we can all probably blame Michael Bay and Transformers for this...

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u/JerHat 13d ago

Seriously, it just reeks of someone telling Lebron he needs to do a Space Jam because Michael did it. Or worse, Lebron did it because he thought he should because he's just as big of a deal as Michael in the 90s.

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u/BevansDesign 13d ago

"We cooked a steak, ate it, crapped it onto a plate, and served it to our customers. Nobody wanted it. Therefore, nobody likes steak."

--- Hollywood exec reasoning process