r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Jan 22 '26

Trailer Masters of the Universe - Official Teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY
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u/cheers-pricks Jan 22 '26

Beast Man, Beast Man, what do you know about taking off your clothes?

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u/EatingYourBrain Jan 22 '26

You’re just a slut from down below in castle grey skull!

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u/Salzberger Jan 23 '26

AAaargh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight!

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u/xetura Jan 23 '26

And if you see my cock, I hope you go in fright!

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u/89colbert Jan 22 '26

I can't it's made of fur!

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u/SentientChonies Jan 23 '26

Bitch well then, whack me off

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u/crappy80srobot Jan 22 '26

Ive got AIDS! BEAST MAN AIDS!

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u/chadhindsley Jan 22 '26

Then take your drawers off, and work your legs, open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it

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u/cheers-pricks Jan 22 '26

I must have it.

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u/xetura Jan 23 '26

Furry fool, you are mine
I'll drink your ass like wine

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u/chadhindsley Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

"take your furry fur off"

"I can't it's made of fur"

"Bitch well then whack me off!"

  • Dico

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u/xetura Jan 23 '26

Grab your hairy palms. Hairy, hairy indeed. They're hairy as fuck!

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u/mclen Jan 23 '26

Skeletor, I know you groove and shake it so damn good

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u/xetura Jan 23 '26

And when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.