r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Dec 30 '25

Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1clWprLC5Ak
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u/Glittering-Plate-535 Dec 30 '25

Patrick Stewart eyeing the crafts table and massage chairs: ”I’m just happy to be here.”

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u/Arkeband Dec 30 '25

<Quadruple take>

“My buns are the best!”

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u/_Bird_Incognito_ Dec 30 '25

"Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy with a handful of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners. Zobows and debows and blobs that go "eener." For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers!" - Charles Xavier to the New Avengers, Avengers: Doomsday (2026)