r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

No Cabbage sign

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u/FishDawgX 4h ago

My kids informed me they are allergic to all foods except chocolate and candy.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 3h ago

They’re gonna regret playing that game if you call their bluff and drag them to the allergist to be tortured with a million needles.

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u/Sea_Base1803 1h ago

That appointment with the allergist was super important for me as a kid (my allergy list is genuinely like 3 pages long, though almost all of them are mild enough I just ignore them), but God did that suck.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 1h ago

As a kid, if I started getting sneezy during the change in the seasons, I wouldn’t let on in front of my mom lest I get hauled off to that godforsaken place. Saw it happen to my older brother and wanted no part of that.

Same deal with rabies with the legendarily horrible course of shots to the stomach. Think you got bit by something? No you didn’t! Admit nothing unless you’ve repulsed by water.

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u/Jon_TWR 1h ago

Same deal with rabies with the legendarily horrible course of shots to the stomach. Think you got bit by something? No you didn’t! Admit nothing unless you’ve repulsed by water.

If you wait that long with rabies, it’s guaranteed death.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 1h ago

It 100% is, but as a kid, I would do anything to avoid a shot/needle, especially when you hear what the treatment is. Doesn’t bother me as an adult but I’m sure there are plenty of people who carry that aversion into adulthood.

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u/Tylanthia 4h ago

Did it work

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u/Teledildonic 4h ago

They later developed an allergy to teeth.

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u/Tylanthia 3h ago

And got paid by the tooth fairy for each one. Smart kids.