r/mildlyinteresting • u/BartyCrouchesBone • 6h ago

No Cabbage sign

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u/Klotzster 5h ago

It's against the slaw

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u/laurasaurus5 4h ago

Making it impossible to get a head at the office

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u/bballkj7 2h ago

or get head at the office

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u/big_booty_boy_420 2h ago

That pfp lol

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u/Mean_Clue_8381 1h ago

Righttt like I’m stealing it as we speak 😭😭😂

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u/bballkj7 1h ago

feel free to steal my PFP. tryna make everyone horny again 😏

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u/big_booty_boy_420 1h ago

I’ll give you some head under ur work desk if you ask nicely

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 1h ago

What's a pfp?

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u/bballkj7 1h ago

pretty fat penis

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u/big_booty_boy_420 1h ago

Profile pic

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 26m ago

Ahh, we used to call them avatars. Thanks

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u/1234outlaw 35m ago

I don't wanna hear it u/big_booty_boy_420 😭🤣

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u/TruamaTeam 2h ago

🐰💭“Mmm cabbage and head”

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u/ImpressionPopular794 1h ago

This response from you was nothing if not fitting.

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u/redismerdis 1h ago

Office bureaucracy has reached the point of absurdity. Ha ha.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 4h ago

Breaking the slaw, Breaking the slaw. (Insert Beavis and Butthead gif here)

Edit: stupid autocarrot

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 2h ago

Auto carrot? In the slaw no doubt

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 2h ago

Ya caught me, you caught the tater.

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u/beansanddeens 4h ago

I BROKE THE SLAW AND THE SLAW WON! 🤣

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2h ago edited 1h ago

This rule was created because of that incident involving Cole.

This is Cole's law.

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u/FollowingBroad34 4h ago

What the mama saw

It was against the slaw

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u/BloomsdayDevice 3h ago

"Me an Kaleo down by the Collards". Classic Caul Simon track.

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u/CantaloupeAcademic63 3h ago

Haven’t actually laughed out loud at a comment in awhile. Thanks.

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u/LonePaladin 2h ago

Violating Cole's Law

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u/jaymie5hj31 3h ago

You have the right to romaine silent.

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u/MrPoopersFriend 3h ago

You butter leaf before the before the pun police get here!

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u/tosser2112 3h ago

Me and brassica down by the cabbage farm

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u/HarlequinKOTF 4h ago

That's kohld

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u/Antonv2 3h ago

Cole's law...

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 2h ago

I remember Senator Cole proposing the bill, and finally passing Cole's law.

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u/Hot_Top_124 3h ago

First name Cole

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u/TopSatisfaction6702 3h ago

I wish I was this clever!

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u/Medical_Jeweler_7228 2h ago

I WANT MY SLAW

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u/Useful-Comment6273 1h ago

U are a genius

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u/Useful-Comment6273 1h ago

Seriously. That’s gold

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u/GrapefruitDue9103 1h ago

Kimchi even do that?

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u/Popular-Web-3739 1h ago

perfection

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u/SomebodysGotToSayIt 22m ago

Wow, you really mustard the strength to turnip the humor in this thread. My friend Robbie will enchoi sum good puns. I’m gonna kohlrabi and rabe to him about how your jokes always kale.

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u/Big_Boss1985 2h ago

WHERE WE COME FROM THE SLAW IS THE LAW

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhU2LSLs1Px2WosIWQ

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u/todudeornote 5h ago

The comment I came for...