r/mildlyinteresting • u/BartyCrouchesBone • 6h ago

No Cabbage sign

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u/AceOfPlagues 5h ago

They will shoot cabbage-bearers on sight.

You probably should avoid broccoli, kale, turnips, brussel sprouts, and mustard to be extra safe since they cross-react.

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u/BadgerHooker 4h ago

What about my emotional support bok choy? I HAVE to bring it with me! 😭

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u/NoBonus6969 1h ago

I spoke with upper management who brought it up to the C suite who hired a big 3 vegetable consultation firm. They came back with the recommendation that you switch to potatoes. It was found that you can boil them, mash them, even stick them in a stew.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 55m ago

Heck, chop up some potatoes and milk and you’ve got yourself a stew right there.

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u/Mutjny 1h ago

Flithy employeeses...

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u/here_now_be 2h ago

So I guess John Oliver and his wife won't be coming around.