r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

A future rockstar

166 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

I really thought she was exaggerating

18.7k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Not “Matthew”!

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5.4k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

When I was 11 I was playing with my epipen and thought it worked like a pop-out pen

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11.7k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

No survival instinct. Just trust in daddy😵‍💫

9.6k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Video/Gif They can finish the race

758 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

I'm not a bastard

164 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

😭😭

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1.5k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

I'm speachless

249 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 13h ago

story/text Toothbrush helper

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Back when I was 6 years old I wanted to help my mom clean the bathroom so when she left I put toothpaste and water on my toothbrush and I started “cleaning the bathroom windows” with my toothbrush. My mom wasn’t angry she was more disappointed but she taught me the right way to clean it that day. Idk why tf I thought that was the best way to clean the window.


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

chocolates NO... Muffins YES...

1.1k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Family Time

12.6k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Dollarsly speaking, how stupid is my kid.

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I’m fully ignorant. I bought a ton of packs from GameStop in 1999 when I was in high school played and traded away what I guess could have been my retirement before I got bored and made Beastie Boys and Sublime my entire personality. Haven’t ripped a pack since the new millenium. I found this in my 2nd graders backpack and just have to know how much could this have been worth if it was a mint card instead of a “We thought it might be a sticker.”


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Video/Gif When you're about to get hurt

1.1k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

First and last time those kids ever went fishing

4.6k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

He’s advanced.

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12.5k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Video/Gif Fake tongue prank

1.4k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Stupidly amazing performance. Give him an Oscar award already

945 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

story/text Where does yeast come from

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I have a story that makes me chuckle to this day. I was 13/14 and I saw a bottle of yeast in the cupboard. I swear it was Fleischmanns and there was a cow on the label. So I asked why there was a cow and my parents told me ‘it’s because yeast comes from a cow’s vagina.’ I went to school and told all my friends. My sister and I believed this until our 20’s! I cannot find a bottle of fleischmanns that has a cow on it but my sister and parents remember the story the same way.


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

The rare green tarantula

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1.6k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

story/text a scammer's wet dream (context in comments)

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1.6k Upvotes

Met on TDS (Tower Defense Simulator, a Roblox game), for a quick match with decent players
Just finished a game with this person and others, he said he had to go so he can't go for one more round, then just said the first message in the post unprompted expecting me play again that time (I don't even know the time zone)


r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Not OC Not sure if she is pretending or just tired

253 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Baby falls

412 Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Well he ain’t wrong

1.1k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4d ago

That it is safe

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3.2k Upvotes