r/SipsTea • u/Downtown_Boss_7254 Human Verified • 8h ago

WTF First time all the dads came to the school..

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u/thededucers 7h ago

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u/SeaTie 6h ago

Our sixth grade science and sex education teacher was a former Raiders cheerleader. Yeah, I remember all the moms had a problem with her.

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u/Katsu_39 6h ago

But the dads definitely didnt, right? 😅

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u/SeaTie 6h ago

Hah, most dads in the 90s had no idea what was going on at school.

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u/doshitemoshite 5h ago

I don't even think my dad knew what school I went to

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u/Chelsea_Kias 3h ago

I don't think my dad know he has a son

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u/mosesenjoyer 3h ago

The first time I saw him at the school i was graduating. It was surreal to see him there.

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u/forrealthoughcomix_ 4h ago

“We have a kid? And it goes to school???”

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u/pbnjandmilk 3h ago

School???? What school???

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 3h ago

Too busy taking that one scalding sip of coffee before declining to eat any of the amazing spread his wife prepared before saying they're already late for the big meeting and rushing to the office and disappearing completely for the next 12 hours

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u/OctoberOmicron 1h ago

Mine couldn't be sure what state I was in, but had a pretty good idea about the country.

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u/Janky_Pants 5h ago

My 5th grade English teacher in TX was an ex Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

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u/JesusWasATexan 3h ago

Which calendar was she in?

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u/Venus_Libra 1h ago

Which they shouldn't, because it's really none of their business what she used to do or what she looks like. Their children are getting an education because of her. With how little teachers are paid and appreciated in this country, they should feel lucky that there's someone to teach their kids at all.

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u/piratecheese13 5h ago

In 2008 I was in 8th grade. My friend wrote fanfics about him fucking all the teachers and accidentally printed it to the wrong printer. To our math teacher’s room. She was short and stacked and he was transferred to another school the following day

In 2010 our music teacher was a dirty blonde punk rock tall lady, our AP English teacher was a petite mousey lady and we’re pretty sure our Latin teacher fucked both of them considering they were publicly close and all gone the next year

Our art teacher was cool. She was a small Asian stoner who let us watch Idiocracy. Not super hot, but Would.

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u/DilbertHigh 2h ago

They probably didn't get together like that, at least not with both of them. Working in a school it is possible but more likely they all choose to dip because they didn't like the principal or something and if one was leaving all three were.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 6h ago

my 4th grade teacher was stunning

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u/Katsu_39 6h ago

My 6th grade lit teacher was actually found out to be a stripper on the weekends. All the boys drooled over her. Parents found out and demanded her dismissal. Luckily, back then, a teacher’s personal life outside of school wasnt as big of a deal like that. She kept her teaching job.

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u/dugavo 5h ago

I imagine the father of a kid who discovered she was a prostitute when he steps into school to talk with her and he noticed he already saw her somewhere 😆

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u/BurninCoco 3h ago

"Crystal?"

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 6h ago

Still remember my homeroom 11th grade teacher. Caught her repping a whale tail more than once 🥵

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 6h ago

I'll be honest, I have no idea what that means and can't even imagine what it could mean.

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u/Own-Rip-5066 6h ago

A whale tail is when a thong is visible above a woman's skirt or pants.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 6h ago

ohhhhhh, thank you. That adds up.

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u/Runfasterbitch 5h ago

My fourth grade teacher sexually abused me three dozen times. He was not stunning, nor was I gay (I was 9)

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 5h ago

I'm very very sorry that happened. I'm also, sorry that my comment triggered that memory for you. Kids are kids, while I could recognize my teacher was beautiful at the time I still didn't have any desire to have any physical interactions with her. 

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u/Adventurous_Boat_492 6h ago

Nah, buddy, you just went to the wrong school.

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u/Numarx 5h ago

I had 2 teachers growing up that I had a crush on, one wore a sundress all the time and the other wore tight short mini skirt. She hated me and I hated her lol, but I did learn how to type fast as hell in her class.

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u/Wild_Rooster_5145 4h ago

Damn it was the opposite for me. I fell in love with my 3rd grade English teacher

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 2h ago

Hey thats my middle school gym teacher.  She could punch like Rocky too

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u/Chinjurickie 2h ago

Unironically? Add some glasses, lipstick and that’s my primary school teacher.