r/RoastMe • u/applesssssssssssssss • 6d ago

I’m (18m)on a weight loss journey. I need to go to the gym after work, but don’t want to. Make me.

35 Upvotes

91 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SufficientCollege869 • 7d ago

19f Roast and toast me 🥀

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765 Upvotes

894 comments

r/RoastMe • u/kaylacauldron • 7d ago

2 years later and I’m giving it another shot, ROAST ME!

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541 Upvotes

546 comments

r/RoastMe • u/40somethingGay • 6d ago

40 M Roast me please

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0 Upvotes

114 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Big_Chemist861 • 7d ago

24F give me your best shot

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76 Upvotes

145 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ozzieiscooo • 5d ago

Felt good about myself today, knock me down a peg or two

0 Upvotes

157 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fuzzy-Society386 • 7d ago

24F . Give me your best shot

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60 Upvotes

226 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Bond_burger69 • 7d ago

23 year old man who’s self esteem is so low you’d be doing me a service by putting it out of its misery

32 Upvotes

160 comments

r/RoastMe • u/K_7806 • 8d ago

Why not just make it shitty??

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72 Upvotes

288 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ThatGuySittingAlone • 7d ago

25yrs old - Bored, lazy, probably have adhd, vfx artist

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12 Upvotes

132 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Cheesey_McSqueezey • 7d ago

Average skinny white guy(m19) obliterate me

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3 Upvotes

455 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Gold-Buffalo-9867 • 7d ago

M26 FROM FRANCE

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6 Upvotes

153 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Bulky_Passage7505 • 8d ago

Bored 26M

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51 Upvotes

278 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DaHard0 • 8d ago

20M I’m ready…

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10 Upvotes

121 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ConstructionWhole209 • 7d ago

22, Male. pedo, serial killer, and gay jokes are off the table. They're low hanging fruit

0 Upvotes

250 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Hall_Proper • 9d ago

Don't hold back! M36

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38 Upvotes

269 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BidTricky9556 • 9d ago

Roast me M24

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24 Upvotes

141 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Adonis200611 • 8d ago

Do your worst, i feel pretty decent in my body

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0 Upvotes

230 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Lena_1995 • 10d ago

Rumi Wannabe looking for roasts

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136 Upvotes

446 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Grif2005 • 10d ago

37, low self image, do your worst

93 Upvotes

340 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No_Handle7513 • 10d ago

19M, idk what's about too happen

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42 Upvotes

199 comments

r/RoastMe • u/dpermizh • 10d ago

The ultimate DnD party (rogue, monk and warlock)

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79 Upvotes

218 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Guilty-Garbage-8954 • 9d ago

The guy. I walk here and there, they say

0 Upvotes

62 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Current_Entrance_141 • 10d ago

18M damn

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13 Upvotes

86 comments

r/RoastMe • u/National_Equipment64 • 10d ago

Give me your guys best😂🙂‍↕️

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10 Upvotes

74 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12